Andy Boyle @andymboyle.bsky.social · 4hI got a tour as part of a j-school program of the nebraska state pen and one of the first things they showed us, in this little room off of the admin office’s main front desk, was the electric chair. old sparky. right then and there my brain immediately went “oh this is wrong, this is evil” 1111
Andy Boyle @andymboyle.bsky.social · 7hdo you guys think the limu emu and liberty biberty have ever explored each other’s bodies 691
Andy Boyle @andymboyle.bsky.social · 7hhad dinner awhile ago. hungry again for some reason. fluid situation here and will update our audience as we learn more 050
Andy Boyle @andymboyle.bsky.social · 9hfriends with benefits now means when a buddy's company matches their 401k up to 6% 1111
Reposted by Andy BoyleBenjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 17hWerner Herzog will be the last human being whose next word no language model can predict 9521138
Andy Boyle @andymboyle.bsky.social · 15hdon't wanna brag but because of this rain I might lift weights in my garage later this afternoon. might even open the door up. time will tell 030
Andy Boyle @andymboyle.bsky.social · 16hwould be neat if you could turn into a puddle secret world of alex mack-style. not sure how the mechanics of it would work. guess that's why it's a secret world 250
Andy Boyle @andymboyle.bsky.social · 17hpersonally I think it’s disgraceful anyone has to even learn anything about a missouri senator 050
Reposted by Andy BoyleRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026listen i'm not gonna link to it but "stay at home parents would simply have no use for universal daycare" is some of the most "oh you've never actually talked to anyone" shit i've ever heard 443234409
Reposted by Andy BoyleAndy Boyle @andymboyle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026a computer programmed to say ow: ow gullible as fuck scientist: holy SHIT 0154
Reposted by Andy BoyleAndy Boyle @andymboyle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026when you see a giant empty parking lot that should be housing 1289
Andy Boyle @andymboyle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026going to see MICHAEL CLAYTON tonight in the theater :) 380
Andy Boyle @andymboyle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026not to be weird but what if all had a great day filled with love and joy 3142
Andy Boyle @andymboyle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026went to the dentist for a cleaning and yet again, my teeth remain perfect. sorry haters, this smile's for you :) 160
Andy Boyle @andymboyle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026case keenum better have more aches and pains this morning than I do or I’m gunna be pissed 040
Andy Boyle @andymboyle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“So there I was, tied to the radiator, and I says to myself, 'Jason, you need to think your way out of this one.' But then the fellas who broke in, they took a shine to my shoes. Brand new they were. Good leather. They says to me, 'We’re taking the shoes, Jason.' And I says to them, I says,” 160
Reposted by Andy BoyleGreg Boysen @gregboysen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Bears just won a nationally televised game by 20 points with their third string quarterback. What a time to be alive! 613927
Andy Boyle @andymboyle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026when is the case keenum day parade? gotta get the day off from work 040
Reposted by Andy BoyleDa Bears @chicagobearsx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Courtney Cronin: At 38 years and 223 days young, Case Keenum is the oldest player to score a rushing touchdown in Bears history 1236747
Reposted by Andy BoyleCapitol Fax @capitolfax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Will they light up the NW Indiana refineries like this? 817830
Andy Boyle @andymboyle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026every time case keenum makes a great play he has the same shit eating grin look of surprise I, too, would have 140
Andy Boyle @andymboyle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026every harvest moon photo sort of looks like a threat. the moon is over our shit. it is now Time For The Harvesting 190
Andy Boyle @andymboyle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026don’t appreciate a 38-year-old bears quarterback kicking that much ass. dude come on you’re making the rest of us olds look bad 040
Reposted by Andy BoyleStar:Line Chicago @starlinechicago.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I assume all of BlueSky is rooting for the Bears tonight considering Case Keenum is 38 years old 118211
Andy Boyle @andymboyle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’ve lived down the street from rahm emanuel more than a decade so it’s quite neighborly to say he let the cops not only cover up a murder but also run a domestic torture black site 1243
Andy Boyle @andymboyle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026when you see a giant empty parking lot that should be housing 1289
Andy Boyle @andymboyle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026got an email saying I’m a member of a class action lawsuit against CVS because someone took my potential health data and the most I can get is $10. I dunno man you ever feel like the fix is in 1195
Reposted by Andy Boyleamanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Just hang up on this shit. 820111
Andy Boyle @andymboyle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026my shoes went rogue and kicked an elderly man down the stairs. shit they just did it again. please invest $500 billion in me 1101
Andy Boyle @andymboyle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026kind of funny how those truckers could only afford to do a caravan to DC under Biden 040
Andy Boyle @andymboyle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026hey as an old person can someone explain why The Youth seem to all be using old school white wired Apple earbuds? is it a retro thing. are they practicing good opsec. will I die alone and afraid 150
Andy Boyle @andymboyle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026how many days do you think until someone angrily argues on here not knowing the song “choosin’ texas” is ableist 130
Andy Boyle @andymboyle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’ve never once in my life been inconvenienced by a bike lane. but then again I’m not a whiny little bitch 3160
Andy Boyle @andymboyle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026unfortunately reading an old abandoned novel from two years ago that got to 55k words and I regret to inform everyone this is really fucking good what the fuckdoes my brain do this 040
Andy Boyle @andymboyle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026and another thing: im not mad. please don’t put in the paper that I got mad because everyone doesn’t know a song I know 070
Andy Boyle @andymboyle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war, mother fucker” 2213
Andy Boyle @andymboyle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026they should do something after the credits to let you know when stuff like this was practical effects because WHAT HOLY FUCKING SHIT 090
Reposted by Andy BoyleJW Mason @jwmason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This is the master key to deciphering contemporary debates about free speech. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/se... 3233871259
Andy Boyle @andymboyle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026okay now that I played it I have definitely heard choosin texas before. never knew this was *that* song tho. so I get to be part of the zeitgeist AND elitist at the same time :) 130
Reposted by Andy Boylerob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 27/09/2026on r/walking getting into a fight about arm swing that has me posting my home address and photos of me with a bunch of guns 118420
Andy Boyle @andymboyle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026unfortunately I am here to proclaim not only that nebraska football is back but I am willing to be hurt again 160