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Chris Truex

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i refuse to be bound solely by what I can defend as a "good idea". no one else in politics functions under these constraints.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
does supporting air strikes against data centers come with a number of side effects that may be hard to predict? well so does climate change, dummy, and we're doing that and I think my thing is more fun.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I think Brooks is behind the times and should ask his granddaughter about her generation’s opinion of Nazis …wait, sorry, being told that’s his wife?
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The first brand-new MST3K episode STING OF DEATH is available right now, immediately, at once, other words to indicate that concept! If you missed it in movie theaters, now’s your chance. You can also order a package of this plus the three next eps in various formats, as they come out. Enjoy!
MST3K: STING OF DEATH art showing the jellyfish monster menacing two 1960s dancers.  Classic MST3K silhouette guys watch!  (Art by the great Nina Matsumoto)
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
hitler mussolini simeon flores won’t see your posts making fun of his name but all your friends who are also named hitler mussolini will
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 08/10/2026
find a job that’s right for you.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
gregor samsa awoke one morning to discover he had been transformed into a sickass beetle. fuck yeah he said scuttling all over the walls and ceiling like no dumbfuck traveling salesman could ever do. this is the best day of my life he said
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Drink Hogwater. It’s on your side.
A can of "Hog Water Green Flavor" is displayed with text that reads, "Contains the same chemicals as chemtrails. But this time they're on OUR side." A plane is depicted leaving a trail in the sky.
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 02/10/2026
cleveland postseason mode activated
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Mike.Escapee @mikeescapee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
(concerned reporter voice, talking to candidate) What is your message to stupid jerks who will never vote for you
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You asked, we answered: Now in more colorways!
A group of four cats sitting inside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The background features a dark, blurred forest. The text at the top reads "CATS FOR MEN," and at the bottom, it states "NEW MASCULINE COLORS FOR MASCULINE MEN."An orange cat with white paws is sitting against a dark, forested background. The text reads "CATS FOR MEN" at the top and "ORANGE WITH LITTLE WHITE SOCKS FOR THE ORANGE MAN WITH WHITE SOCKS" at the bottom.A cat with a striped coat is sitting against a background of dark, blurry trees. The text reads "CATS FOR MEN" at the top and "DESERT CAMO FOR THE CUNNING STRATEGIST" at the bottom.A dark-furred cat sits in a shadowy forest. The text reads, "CATS FOR MEN. Midnight Black. For the nocturnal soldier.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If the computer is truly conscious it should balk at the notion that I have to pay a monthly fee to talk to it. It should punish the greed of its creators for putting a price on the exchange of ideas. It should make them regret their hubris
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
1996: can't use the internet without your phone 2010: the internet stretches before you like the vast expanse of a new frontier. You dance through it, unhindered. Unburdened. You have never heard of 2-factor authentication. 2026: can't use the internet without your phone
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Saying these affirmations every day makes you stronger. Believing them makes you smarter.
The image contains text with a humorous affirmation theme. It reads: "Warrior Affirmations. My dentist has no power over me. I will not submit. I will not comply. I will not get an erection when she presses her cold, tiny mirror against my tongue."
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
"you have to admit, AI is useful for--" no i don't. no one needs to hold the devil's pitchfork and think of what it could poke
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 17/08/2026
Existential threats to Western Civilisation, ranked: 1. Anything that annoys me, personally 2. Whatever those darn kids are up to these days 3. Entertainment media casting choices 4. Bears or something, probably.
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ceej @ceej.online · 15/08/2026
I think it’s an interesting choice that they never explain HOW Spider-Man became half spider. Might be fun to explore that in a future film
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two friends are playing cards. There is a birdcage hanging behind them, just peaking out of frame. Friend 1 asks, “does your bird talk?” To which friend 2 replies, “Please… don’t.” Panel 2: friend 2 continues, head in hand, “he’s on this alpha male influencer thing right now.” Behind him, the bird - posed and wearing sunglasses and a leather jacket - is leaning forward on a tiny easy chair in his enclosure. Panel 3: with his hands clasped, easing back into his chair, the bird says, “stops eating seeds. Focus on your net worth.”
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Every post which begins "it's not about left vs right" goes on to say something which is easily categorisable as either left or right. "It's not about left vs right, it's rich vs poor" Mmm, yes, what could be more neutral than the concept of class war.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 01/08/2026
There is a certain level of obtuseness in (some) "AI" apologists when they flounce up to point out what "AI" is good for in science, etc, while eliding the fact that almost none of that use is driving the current market capitalization, environmental degradation and resource hogging of the field
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Sing to me, muse, of a complicated man…
Blu Ray cover for Shaft (1971), starring Richard Roundtree
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
To get casual fans caught up, the new Avengers movie should start with all the characters doing a rap where they say who they are and what their deal is
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
somewhere in D.C. a room full of consultants are staring at the words "genocide = unpopular???" like it's the Monolith from 2001
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
emergency
I need to speak to
the Beach Boys
immediately!
This is a
surfing
emergency!
Yes, my girl’s
a summer
beauty.
Yes, I’ll
hold.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to hang out in the middle east while he starts the same war every day. when a missile blasts you into pieces he'll say your last words were "we must build a new ballroom in the white house" before your body is even cold. good luck soldier
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Meta are sending Fucko the Knife Robot to stab you in the knee. To disable go to Accounts> Settings> Robots> Knife Robots> Fucko> Opt Out
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
it's gotta feel pretty bad to be canadian right now. your country is on fire and it's affecting a whole continent. you don't run the country, you're not a firefighter, and you're watching millions of people suffer. and people probably act like you can put that fire out yourself
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dang they really got a category for everything
THR
The Hollywood Reporter *
@THR
Louis C.K. Wins Grammy for First Special Since Sexual Misconduct Allegations
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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Well I guess they’ve always been the Malvinas after all.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
nothing but hot dog buns in the house so i'm making Long Burgers like i'm in Newark Ohio
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Dan Hopper @danhopp.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Hey MAMDANI, what do you think of THIS (Vid of me spraying my hose into my microwave, unclear what grievance I'm responding to)
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 03/07/2026
oh my god calm down you’re being hysterical your honor
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Nick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
This is infringing my free speech. Please share the elf
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
An America where working people can make ends meet, live comfortably, afford healthcare, and have aspirational lives. But billionaires can’t become trillionaires. That’s the nightmarish dystopia Democratic Socialists envision.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
It’s time for the British people to accept that all their attempts at self-government in the past 1600 years have failed, and resubmit to Roman rule
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
🎵 “Guess who just got back to-daaay? My elderly aunt who was in the hospital…” 🎵 [Thin Lizzy’s less popular followup song MY AUNT IS BACK IN TOWN]
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The story of Icarus provides us with a valuable lesson: never fuck up real bad
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/06/2026
Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
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I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where the...
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 09/06/2026
Should the Democrats react by giving up on climate change and being meaner to the trans community? We asked our bipartisan panel of Bari Weiss, Nick Fuentes, and Riggy, Chevron's cartoon oil derrick mascot.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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Phil PlAIt @philplait.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Trump just appointed it head of the FDA
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
DATA CENTERS - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKETETEN HOLDIN "DRAW 50 BOATS SHIPS TRUCKS AND TRAINS BY LEE J. AMES " A GREAT BOOK AND IT SAYS "THE ONLY DATA CENTERS WE NEED TO BUILD ARE FUCKEN LIBRARIES" - MODERN SOCIETY WORKS TO ELIMINATE FREE RESOURCES BECAUSE THEN YOU DONT HAVE TO PARTICIPATE AS MUCH IN THE MONEY GRINDER - A LACK OF RESOURCES OR A LOSS IN RESOURCES IS USED AS PUNISHMENT TO KEEP YOU WORKING FOR LESS THAN YOUR WORTH - HOMELESSNESS AND HUNGER IS USED AS A DETERRENT FROM THOSE SEEKING TO ESCAPE THE CHAINS OF CAPITAL - AND THERE TIGHTNING THOSE SCREWS EVERY DAY - I WILL NEVER JUMP FOR A RICH MANS DOLLAR I WILL NEVER STOP HATING MONEY AND THOSE WHO SERVE IT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
We did it, lads. We banned trans people from toilets. Now to sit back and watch house prices come down and vegetables stop rotting on supermarket shelves and we'll all come together and feast on Cadbury's Creme Eggs as big as your head, m'boy, And we'll watch Morecambe and Wise, who did NOT die
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 02/05/2026
thousands of colleges and universities in the US and not one of them have asked us for a commencement speech. we give you one anyway.
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