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cramtorte @cramtorte.bsky.social · 2h

The best part is that before today, I had no idea who Eric Schmitt was, what an introduction!

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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 3h

😂😂😂

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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 15h

This Michael Tracey? bsky.app/profile/domi...

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

i cant stop laughing at everything about this sorry

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Introducing Gurpo

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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 28/09/2026

pretty sure "lands" is the wrong word here for at least two reasons

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Catbus @catbus.phd · 14/08/2026

attn:

a tuxedo cat rearing up on its hind legs making a derpy face captioned

sorry for being weird
it's because I'm weird

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katie @supermathskid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I wrote "ouch" on a piece of paper and sent it through the photocopier. What happened next chilled me to the bone

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.

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bijan @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i think about this post all the time. you might too

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I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
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Steve Marmel @marmel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

normalize calling them “InCelicas”

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If you’re bitching to the UN about a Twitch streamer it’s safe to say your PR battle has taken the biggest of L’s

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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

[Hitting the buzzer so fast, it shatters into a billion pieces] PULLING ON MY PENIS

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"

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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

this entire presidency in one image

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horror Ewacui @ewacat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Why is this so FUNNY

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William Butler Yeets @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026

i need to know what happened

sign in a restaurant "due to recent events Bigfoot discussions are no longer permitted on the patio"

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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

skipped a pretty key step in the movie review process here

the free press: Hold Your Applause for the New Gaza Documentary
There may yet be hard truths in 'NAZA,, including evidence of Israel's systemic failures. But the reporting around it treats flimsy claims as proof of criminality.

I haven't seen the film. This means I cannot confidently assess its editing, corroboration, or the

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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

this is no different to me than anti vaxxers asking their energy crystals what beef tallow is healthiest

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Harebrained @harebrained.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I'm donating 100% of all jumbo Draw Program pin proceeds to my kids CPS school. www.harebraineddesign.com/collections/...

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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 11/09/2026

"We're tired of being called racist for being super fucking racist" is, in fact, an accurate representation of conservative thinking. They want all their ugly instincts & prejudices but they don't want any social disapprobation for them.

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tarig @tarig.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

here at the Department of War, we prioritize the juiciness, suckability, and combat readiness of our warfighters

Shot of Pete Hegseth speaking directly to the viewer in his office at the pentagon. He is wearing a white dress shirt and a red tie with diagonal white and navy blue stripes. His left hand is raised as if he’s about to point at the camera.

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Anna Stesia @onlychyld.blacksky.app · 06/09/2026

Where did they even find some of these?

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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

dialect quiz what the hell

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cramtorte @cramtorte.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

It feels like Florida in July here in Chicago today, hot, wet blanket

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cramtorte @cramtorte.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Wordle 1,899 2/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Rootin' Tuteankhamun @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

My SIL is teaching remotely at a school in southern Illinois and I was not ready to learn about the mascot

A mascot painted on the wall of a high school. It says “cornjerkers” and the mascot is an awful ear of corn with brown hair holding a football and kicking, I want to say, a soccer ball.

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Jay Kirell @jasonkirell.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Kurt Schlicter once told a disabled veteran to off himself. I know because I was that veteran.

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Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

This my favourite comment re the recipe

This has been my go-to brownie recipe for 30 years, even after going to baking school! I agree that using the best cocoa possible makes a difference. These days, I use Callebaut. In the 80s, an acquaintence in Germany to whom I brought some of the brownies, and who considered herself a great cook, asked for the recipe but was never able to get it to work. She kept asking me what she was doing wrong and I was never able to solve her problem. Eventually, she moved to the US and stole my husband!

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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Hard to argue.

Being on Bluesky doesn't deliver delirious highs, but it also doesn't lead to crushing lows. Its users are almost entirely Twitter exiles who quit post-Musk, which means there isn't a cornucopia of insane takes found on Old Twitter. The main factions are annoying leftists who hate Chuck Schumer, annoying liberals who hate Chuck Schumer and annoying furries who hate Chuck Schumer.

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Auntie Social @auntiesocial.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

In the memory of the great Frank N Furter, Bluesky will be going down on everyone

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Right above a Tim Curry post

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Operative_X @operativexray.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

WRONG PERSON FROM HOME ALONE 2, AGAIN, UNIVERSE...

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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.

Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together

photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy

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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 26/08/2026

just wanted you to see my pan ❤️

back of a cast iron pan that has a design with musical notes and a heart and a butterfly and the words "JOLENE PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY PAN"

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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Buckingham Palace band playing 9 to 5 for Dolly Parton

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/08/2026

this meme has been haunting my thoughts, unwanted and unbidden, all week

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Almost 30,000 pounds of raw, frozen beef imported from Argentina has been recalled after being sold in Florida and Texas. Good luck, everyone.

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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 26/08/2026

"My parents both died of preventable diseases when I was a child and accepting that as a reality we can't change" is the epitome of Conservative thinking

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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Just remembered the Dolly Parton bus.

The National Express 925 bus service between Woking Station and Heathrow Airport.

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Robert Talisse @roberttalisse.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

They could rename the Nashville airport Dolly Parton International Airport. Just sayin'

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