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What’s worse is all those jobs were just pallbearers for Dolly Parton’s funeral.

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Man, a 48x32 whiteboard sounds a whole lot smaller online than it looks in person. In related news I bought a white board.

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Bagel is Jewish, Mayor is Muslim, Owner is Fascist.

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Jay Kirell @jasonkirell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I’m confused about the claim Bluesky is some house of doomerism. If anything this place is full of large blue check accounts that will scold anyone who insists things can’t fixed or that things are kinda barreling towards getting forever worse. If anything there’s enforced positivity here.

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So what drugs are that Greg Brockman guy on because that’s either drugs, a stroke or the OpenAI president is a toddler.

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One of the ancillary benefits of being a lazy dumb oaf is I probably should know why Joyce Carol Oates is famous, but I only really know her from dumb tweets that get dunked on, so I feel like I didn’t miss learning anything important.

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New York Jets I Hate This Team

When you were only in the DoD system for four years but had your data stolen eight times:

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ALT: New York Jets I Hate This Team

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If you’re so focused on fitness you should change the agency name from the Department of War to the Department of Weight so you’ll lose that too.

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Meanwhile LeBron would rather take the space shuttle between NYC and Philly than use SEPTA.

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Jay Kirell @jasonkirell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Dude looks like both Siskel and Ebert.

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Get in losers, we’re wearing way-too-early 2028 gear:

White dude wearing a grey AOC/Ossoff 2028 t shirt.

Same guy. Same shirt. Just looking up at camera.

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Jay Kirell @jasonkirell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The biggest problem with going MAGA and then writing a book is that MAGA doesn’t read and those who read will no longer care about you.

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Jay Kirell @jasonkirell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Do you like Choosing Texas? Usually , but not today. Why not? The Cowboys play at 4:30.

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Statler And Waldorf Argue

ALT: Statler And Waldorf Argue

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Jay Kirell @jasonkirell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Early morning on the Schuylkill:

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It’s an exoskeleton to assist with walking.

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Last time they met in the playoffs Reagan was president.

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BD Wong is gonna be starring in The Glass Menagerie in Philly next year and I’m really jazzed for this.

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If I had to guess the “who shot Hal Jordan” plot line from Lanterns it’ll end up being Hal himself.

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Jay Kirell @jasonkirell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Oh yes we have officially reached track suit season.

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Trump meeting with Xi next year:

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Jay Kirell @jasonkirell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

When you make a video a day for 100 straight days and try to wear a new t shirt every day:

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Jay Kirell @jasonkirell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This is how waste paper baskets are made.

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Jay Kirell @jasonkirell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Got my 100th video coming up tonight and it’s gonna be on the Nets four mascots and why they should add a fifth.

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Polling so bad even Tom from Succession is gonna lose.

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We’re living in an era of unbridled greed that would make the 80s “greed is good” era look absolutely Quaker.

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At this point just get a menu.

A food truck with a ridiculous amount of signs on it.

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Jay Kirell @jasonkirell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

If Trump’s poll numbers get any lower Leonardo DiCaprio will start dating them.

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lol Biden’s former press secretary liked one of my instagram posts. (Yes, it was about Amtrak)

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Jay Kirell @jasonkirell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Yall just had to go and tell me the Dort guy is with Ami and now I had to go see for myself and yeah they deserve each other.

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Jay Kirell @jasonkirell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Ah yes I remember one of the major hazards from my war was making sure your point man didn’t trip a pressure plate IED with his crutches.

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Jay Kirell @jasonkirell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Liberals talk about Mamdani like old basketball heads talk about dudes with a midrange game and good fundamental defense. “This is how the game should be played…”

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Jay Kirell @jasonkirell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Phenomenal sunrise over Philly this morning.

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Jay Kirell @jasonkirell.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Eloquently written by the hot dog suit guy.

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Jay Kirell @jasonkirell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

It’s my birthday so I decided to be silly and do a dancing video bc you only turn 48 once.

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I just got stopped to do a blind taste tast for a new type of protein bar and I knew immediately which one was theirs and played along so they’d have some good footage to use. It actually was fairly good, tho. It was Doich, which after I said theirs tasted better the guy holding the microphone…

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Had to pee on my walk overnight and found this sketchy port-a-John at a construction site in South Philly. First time using a port-a-John since Afghanistan. Just like riding a bike. They really haven’t made any advancements in portable bathroom technology in the last 15 years.

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This is what my cat looked like after she got spayed.

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