Reposted by cramtortePatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 3hThe most powerful grinchfoot I have ever seen 836728
cramtorte @cramtorte.bsky.social · 2hSearch on YT for "Chicago accent bob odenkirk", a woman breaks it down, pretty interesting and funny 110
cramtorte @cramtorte.bsky.social · 3hYeah, her. Personally I am into tthe CRX restoration she's doing, I have owned a few and wish I still had one. 020
Reposted by cramtorteT. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 6hTo the woman's credit: she defied the court and shared the footage anyway, which shows a state trooper blowing away two trained police dogs as they trotted to him, in response to an active break-in where the dogs were detaining the burglar Cops are great 11788279
cramtorte @cramtorte.bsky.social · 5hNot exactly the same but there's a girl on YT that swapped a V8 from a Tundra into an old 70's Celica. It's pretty cool. 120
cramtorte @cramtorte.bsky.social · 5hI got $10 on were going to hear about he recently met with Jos A Bank management and received some pac contributions 000
Reposted by cramtorte DC Council @councilofdc.bsky.social · 10hThis is clearly not acceptable 60874852524
Reposted by cramtorteHunter Felt 🏳️⚧️ @hunterfelt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA 202164505
cramtorte @cramtorte.bsky.social · 09/10/2026You can tell it was two minutes because if it were one they'd be named Tom Cotton 000
cramtorte @cramtorte.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Red foxes have been known to let people pet them, so you might be right! 010
Reposted by cramtorteSchooley @schooley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Best campaign ever.texastribune.orgPaxton suggests cutting federal benefits in newest leaked audioIn a conversation that has been leaked in pieces to multiple publications, the GOP Senate nominee called for “reasonable cuts to mandatory spending,” which is driven by Social Security, Medicare and M... 23289102
cramtorte @cramtorte.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I thought it might have been Kevin McDonald doing a bit 110
cramtorte @cramtorte.bsky.social · 08/10/2026static.klipy.comJim Carrey Dry Heave - Dumb and DumberALT: Jim Carrey Dry Heave - Dumb and Dumber 010
cramtorte @cramtorte.bsky.social · 08/10/2026static.klipy.comSimpsons Judges Score ZeroALT: Simpsons Judges Score Zero 000
Reposted by cramtorteTrita Parsi @tparsi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I guess this is what happens when AIPAC-AI writes your talking points without any human in the chain to check for basic humanity. David Valadao (R-CA-22) literally says that military aid to Israel helps the US because the money goes to the production and TESTING of American weapons systems. 523158
Reposted by cramtorteViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"I had Princess Di killed" 1515311
Reposted by cramtortetoilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately 191114473116
Reposted by cramtortePrem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026NEW: In 2020, a pharma CEO’s relatives donated to Susan Collins. That company got a $4.5M contract from the Department of Veterans Affairs. Collins was on the Appropriations subcommittee. …The company went on to pay $47M to settle claims it defrauded US health programs. @andrewperez.bsky.social:zeteo.comFirst Draft: Forget Hasan Piker, Donald Trump Is America’s Worst Campaign SurrogateThe president went to Nebraska – and showed yet again why Democrats including Michigan’s Abdul El-Sayed are desperate for him to visit! In Maine, Susan Collins faced more embarrassing reporting. 4520131
Reposted by cramtorteHarebrained @harebrained.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Here's some graphics for our friends in California. They've joined a very prestigious group of cities who need to remind the president to STFU. 414831
cramtorte @cramtorte.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I'm sorry something terrible has happened to you today 010
cramtorte @cramtorte.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I see, well, I thought you meant the additional 3% CC fee on top, like imagine LEY adding an additional 3% beyond their auto-included 3%. I have seen a few places doing this. 020
cramtorte @cramtorte.bsky.social · 05/10/2026the obvious answer is "why not both?". wish that guy would go away already 020
cramtorte @cramtorte.bsky.social · 05/10/2026this is so annoying, such as scam. I am a good tipper, but I only tip on the pretax amount. So I'm usually tipping about 20%, but if you looked at the post-tax amount it comes out to roughly 17.5%. Also, Lettuce Entertain You is still adding 3% on top of your bill (before tax), you can remove. 120
cramtorte @cramtorte.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Exactly, weird how they failed to mention the Adam Hoffman thing 010
cramtorte @cramtorte.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Maybe he was just saying you're getting fresh champagne (or stale) 010
cramtorte @cramtorte.bsky.social · 04/10/2026static.klipy.comFred Armisen: Right To Jail. Right Away.ALT: Fred Armisen: Right To Jail. Right Away. 060
cramtorte @cramtorte.bsky.social · 04/10/2026You know there is zero chance that it was only because she wasn't available to watch the kids "one time". Absolutely absurd. Unless of course it was sorry I can't watch the kids because I'm going to a maga rally. 1100
cramtorte @cramtorte.bsky.social · 04/10/2026hate this kind of inaccurate, weak and pathetic forn of headline writing. Sometimes the article will even capture the truth but in a low attention economy, they know what they're doing. 000
cramtorte @cramtorte.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Ascertain www.youtube.com/watch?v=lStc...youtube.comKids in the Hall - S03E08 - Freedom of Speech ("You use the word 'ascertain' too much.")YouTube video by Matt J. H. 010
![Hello Bone Colleagues,
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans.
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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine
Hartford HealthCare,
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