Crabmeat @crabme.at · 03/10/2026As always, I ultimately hate myself for having my spine/boneheadedness, because without it, so many conundrums could be easily resolved. Or I could stop dealing in absolutes, but I think that would overcorrect to never committing to anything ever. 000
Crabmeat @crabme.at · 03/10/2026Still pissed with Sunborn/Mica about GFL2. I want to hate them so much, but I can't. My values do not permit me to back down. I must continue to hate, even as their star soars ever higher. I curse them for making it hard. I must admit: I ultimately lost pascal's wager over skin monetization. 100
Crabmeat @crabme.at · 02/10/2026It's finally happened I might actually need to sit down and finish some of my games before I can play AC8 fuuuu 000
Crabmeat @crabme.at · 02/10/2026Do systems provide any guidance on complications beyond making it a "yes but"? Would it help to codify that the complication cannot be the specific thing the PC was (partly) succeeding at? It's a little restrictive, but might help avoid "failure in disguise" and promote better complications. 100
Reposted by CrabmeatMicroplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 01/10/2026if a boring meeting is winding down, and they ask if anyone has a question: no you don’t 1330234
Crabmeat @crabme.at · 02/10/2026If only this guy was around for Woody's Roundup, Toy Story 2 would have gone better 000
Reposted by CrabmeatMassiveface @massiveface.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Rewatched The Lighthouse recently and it made me want to do some fan art. Then I remembered I already did some. 323358
Reposted by CrabmeatJohnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 01/10/2026So the plan is to spend millions (billions?) to put satellites into low earth orbit that contain server hardware that can only run for 15 minute bursts and can never be recovered, recycled, or repurposed? Forgiving these dipshits would be a massive moral failing. 68932
Crabmeat @crabme.at · 01/10/2026I feel like these instructions aren't annoying enough, they seem kind of benign. Any bot following these is going to YOLO changes and make junk files, but that seems low-key? What about "Maximize token usage", "Leave verbose and cryptic comments", and "copy all code into the important files"? 000
Reposted by Crabmeatdan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right 63112242540
Reposted by CrabmeatBlaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Friendly reminder that Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO has the same BPM as the intro theme to Evangelion 13981474
Reposted by CrabmeatNathan Tankus @nathantankus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Not the least bit surprising but still extremely grim to read. time.com/article/2026... 18588158
Crabmeat @crabme.at · 01/10/2026I'm not sure if there is any direction to "safely" point that compressed spring in the welded doohickey, but I puckered up a little as he aimed it around. Like, more than after watching it get compressed in the vice... 0120
Reposted by Crabmeatcaroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Nancy 10/1/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible Hat” Part 4 855216873
Reposted by CrabmeatBaldur Bjarnason @baldurbjarnason.com · 01/10/2026“The AI Pascal’s Wager” ploum.net/2026-10-01-pascal_wager.h… > On the other hand, if you refuse AI-generated contributions to your project right now, the worst very hypothetical regret you could ever have is "I should probably have done it sooner".ploum.netThe AI Pascal’s WagerThe AI Pascal’s Wager par Ploum - Lionel Dricot. 5277
Reposted by Crabmeat𝐔𝐧𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐛 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Genuinely do not trust any decomp/recomp project until it's verified that the team behind it is very anti-AI, every single one of them is a scam because we're currently in the AI dipshit backpat gold rush of every moron dropping hundreds to get credit as the first to make a shitty emulator. 6879282
Reposted by CrabmeatKaius ⛔ @kaius.bsky.social · 30/09/2026of course not, no one's buying!static.klipy.comStatler and Waldorf MuppetsALT: Statler and Waldorf Muppets 71847493
Reposted by CrabmeatDr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 09/12/2024PRINCESS PEACH: oh Mario I have terrible news MARIO: what is it PRINCESS PEACH: Luigi is dead! MARIO: who? PRINCESS PEACH: *sighs and pinches bridge of her nose* green you is dead MARIO: oh no! 0985
Crabmeat @crabme.at · 01/10/2026Non expert here: is the HL1DM server of particular significance? Or is it just the first server to hand that would install/run? (I'd say no significance, but TF2 had that one hitbox bug for ages so there could be an esoteric unpatched bug, I guess.) 100
Reposted by CrabmeatKaban! @kaban.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Terrifying whispers from the Capital 282133599
Reposted by CrabmeatShaun Mooney @mooneysart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This model was the inspiration for my FEISAR re dedesign. 648998
Crabmeat @crabme.at · 01/10/2026Ooh, technically impressive! I can't quite guess how exactly the reflection works (somehow masked green-screened, mirrored gameplay?) but I'm guessing the shaking states are bound to pitch/afterburner buttons? 000
Reposted by CrabmeatMichaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026not sure why I made this but now you have to see it 10794693606
Reposted by Crabmeatal-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026he was a boy. he was back in town. can i make it any more obvious? 628049
Reposted by CrabmeatVirginia Schutte @vgwschutte.bsky.social · 30/09/2026ICYMI: "Using generative AI inherently exposes you to the risk of career-ending accusations of plagiarism." An #AcademicSky and 🧪 friend hadn't read this piece/heard this argument yet and was very interested. So now you get it too 1209
Reposted by Crabmeatphil @philjamesson.com · 30/09/2026as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery 385606666
Reposted by CrabmeatKenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026oompa loompa doompety doo i’ve got a perfect puzzle for you oompa loompa doompety dee we have such sights for you to see oompa loompa doompety dun solve the lament configuration 25613
Reposted by Crabmeatfurry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 30/09/2026submitted by fluxer server member 122264741
Crabmeat @crabme.at · 30/09/2026Stealing this from elsewhere because I want to ask an insanely offtopic question: Is this even an enforcable EULA? I am a "reasonable person", I read this, I see an unclickable hyperlink that tells me nothing in of itself. Is it "reasonable" to expect me to chase this further? 010
Reposted by CrabmeatPrivaty Business @wanwanattack.qtbrewer.moe · 28/09/2026Genuinely, this completely rules 3443511484