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𝐔𝐧𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐛

@johnxuandou.bsky.social
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As heard about from the internet. Fight game person, hot sauce enjoyer, obsessed with music and audiophile equipment. Resident of River City's underground. Banner by @bigkickguy.bsky.social 18+ only 💜💜 @bakatyler.cryptoanarchy.network 💜💜

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𝐔𝐧𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐛 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 2h
This reminds me of how Tyler and I were talking about Kevin Smith's filmography and I got into explaining Chasing Amy to them.
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𝐔𝐧𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐛 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 4h
Sword and Shield can't be the worst Pokemon game because it has Piers which makes it an instant 10/10 and dunks on many other Pokemon games.
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𝐔𝐧𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐛 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 5h
The most played unreleased game I've ever seen.
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𝐔𝐧𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐛 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 6h
Bro I need old people to get their autism diagnosis so bad, talking about you need to put on your glasses so you can hear me better, do you listen to what you're saying?
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𝐔𝐧𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐛 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 7h
It's hard looking at Deadlock because Valve is regularly demonstrating they still have the sauce but I could not be less interested in playing over the shoulder DOTA.
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𝐔𝐧𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐛 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 8h
I know people bemoan social media algorithms and the like, but if you've been looking at the Steam upcoming releases calendar that is already using their suggestion algorithm, you'd know it's actually very good and is great at recommending you smaller games you'd probably care more about than GTA6.
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Crispy-Ghee✨️ @crispy-ghee.bsky.social · 19h
DO NOT SEEK THE TREASURE One of my favorite scenes from O Brother Where Art Thou. I figured I should try to draw all 3 of the Soggy bottom boys, why not. #art #comic
🍳 A messy comic of a scene from O Brother Where Art Thou. Delmar and Everett are in a movie theater looking behind them in their seats. Delmar is saying " We thought you was a Toad" to a confused looking Pete (surrounded by question marks).
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𝐔𝐧𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐛 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 9h
This is like a musical hear me out because this actually fucking bangs but I could never convince someone to listen to a song that sounds like this.
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𝐔𝐧𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐛 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 10h
Wow Kyle Gordon talking to John Goblikon
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𝐔𝐧𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐛 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 22h
Carter's Quest for real kicks ass and feels very good as an action game when you get to unlock stuff, it has a worrying amount of fully animated cut scenes and environments. Also if you're queer and have ever thought about fucking a low poly model it's peak.
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𝐔𝐧𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐛 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 23h
Jesus Christ
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𝐔𝐧𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐛 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So I started Carter's Quest and bro the texture work on this outfit perfectly highlights every shape and movement of Carter's ass when he runs and it's extremely distracting, I'm tryna explore and my dick hard.
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𝐔𝐧𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐛 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This came in way sooner than I thought ans finally I can play this game the way it was intended. It actually feels really good if I'm being g honest.
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𝐔𝐧𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐛 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Final Fantasy mpreg
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BakaTy - GOBTV: Where Cheeselords Bigfind Happy Pridetimes! @bakatyler.cryptoanarchy.network · 29/09/2026
[ #GOBTV STREAM LIVE🔴 ALERT ] We're finally streaming REAL WEB LEGENDS: Carter's Quest!! There will be twinks and action and quests and big eared freerfs! twitch.tv/bakatyler #NTVTN #twitch #vtuber #goblin #freerf
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Emm Kaede🐶🍁 @emmkaede.moe · 28/09/2026
So turns out 2ship was not even made by the Harbour Masters, but by a third party, but the project had a hostile takeover by HM and they apparently banned the original devs from the HM server for opposing how HM was handling everything and AI. These people are genuinely awful jesus fucking christ.
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Majora'S Mask Skull Kid
Alt: Majora's Mask Skull Kid
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BakaTy - GOBTV: Where Cheeselords Bigfind Happy Pridetimes! @bakatyler.cryptoanarchy.network · 28/09/2026
Allllll rightly chat My phones died before the alarms could go off so we'll be starting in 40 minutes insteaddddd I love my phonessass
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Oneirio @oneirio.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
[FEFW] Guzran talks big... but it's probably because he knows he IS That Guy™️
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goba (ACT 2 out NOW!) @gobadev.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
his name is dog he is a dog
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goba (ACT 2 out NOW!) @gobadev.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
my friend keeps sending me carters quest combos other games may have better combat but name a single other game where you can do this
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𝐔𝐧𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐛 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I get how confusing it can be with how often I talk about audio equipment and Kasane Teto, but I am in fact neurotypical.
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𝐔𝐧𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐛 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
With all the horrid trash happening across all of gaming and all of the slop garbage people are trying to pass off as legitimate projects, one thing is for sure, thank god for Armonte, the man who is actually saving fighting games.
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リノくん @rinokun.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
ギャルのア1P 描き始めアナザーカラー全種描くつもりじゃなかったから1Pだけちょっと地味になっちゃったな〜とずっと思ってたので今一度描いてみました
Fayt/Albel
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BakaTy - GOBTV: Where Cheeselords Bigfind Happy Pridetimes! @bakatyler.cryptoanarchy.network · 28/09/2026
Explaining how my ADHD and OCD interacts and struggles with each other to my bf and he said, "it's like ps1 z-fighting textures" and that's such an accidentally visceral way to describe how it feels to me I didn't expect it
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BakaTy - GOBTV: Where Cheeselords Bigfind Happy Pridetimes! @bakatyler.cryptoanarchy.network · 28/09/2026
my bald neruotypical bf: "i can type and talk at the same time :)" my adhd/ocd ass: "SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT UP SHUT UP"
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𝐔𝐧𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐛 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What if his name was CosmonautMaractus and he was a music reviewer
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𝐔𝐧𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐛 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
who up brian they battlers
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𝐔𝐧𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐛 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This reupload asked for by @mrsack.bsky.social I could have spent more time on it but the Danny Brown part was really the only thing I cared about and the rest was just trying to make it work, I made this when I had the idea to make vocal versions of every SF6 theme, boy I gave that up in a hurry.
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𝐔𝐧𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐛 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Was kinda just reminiscing about stupid old fighting game bullshit and got on the track of how after it came out that Capcom games had 2-2.5 frames of lag on PS3 compared to 360, everyone started saying every game lagged on PS3 which was just verifiably untrue.
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𝐔𝐧𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐛 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Decomps and recomps in the big '26 are all bullshit. Translations too. AI shitcoders are flooding the internet streets with absolute trash.
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𝐔𝐧𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐛 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Red Bull be putting 38 grams of sugar in a 12 ounce can and it still tastes like shit, meanwhile every zero sugar energy drink tastes like fucking candy and soda for 0 calories, Red Bull been coasting on being one of the first in the field but has no innovation god damn y'all are ass.
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𝐔𝐧𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐛 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There's a 4 quadrant chart of X axis pace and Y axis density for mangaka, and in the upper right you have Chainsaw Man pacing where a lot of shit happens quickly but it's very dense with material substance and meaningful actions which make me not care about Fujimoto putting out a 15 page chapter.
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𝐔𝐧𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐛 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Manga about people who kneel on pillows and tell stories good.
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𝐔𝐧𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐛 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Preschooler would love to work on the Sistine Chapel.
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BakaTy - GOBTV: Where Cheeselords Bigfind Happy Pridetimes! @bakatyler.cryptoanarchy.network · 27/09/2026
remember to tell eli he doesn't need shinespark to succeed for me 🌠 www.twitch.tv/bakatyler/cl...
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Shinespark? You don't need it! - BakaTyler on Twitch
Watch BakaTyler's clip titled "Shinespark? You don't need it!" on Twitch.
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𝐔𝐧𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐛 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It would be better if AI music was simply banned from the platform entirely, but at least @qobuz.com is taking steps to make sure no one is trying to slip something past you without you knowing.
Message from Qobuz

Know What You're Listening To

A picture of the Qobuz app with a label on an album that says, "This release includes AI-generatred tracks."

When you know what you're listening to, you can decide who you're really backing with every stream.

Our new AI tag flags AI-generated content as soon as you come across it on the app, giving you more transparency and control while helping us push back on attempts to flood the catalog or game royalty payouts.

And your recommendations, playlists, and editorial picks are still shaped by real people on our team—built for artists and music lovers alike.
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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BakaTy - GOBTV: Where Cheeselords Bigfind Happy Pridetimes! @bakatyler.cryptoanarchy.network · 27/09/2026
[ #GOBTV STREAM ALERT ] WARFRAME... waturday? We'll be doin' some Fortuna and the next story quest If there's time, I'll also check out Metroid Prime Origins 'cause every Metroid Guy in my life keeps yelling at me to check it out!! 7:30pm PST #NTVTN #vtuber #goblin #twitch #buttholegang
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𝐔𝐧𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐛 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Randall Orlandall
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BakaTy - GOBTV: Where Cheeselords Bigfind Happy Pridetimes! @bakatyler.cryptoanarchy.network · 26/09/2026
"psx and on kojima games are movies. pre-psx kojima games are books." ~my bf eli 1 minute and 23 seconds ago
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BakaTy - GOBTV: Where Cheeselords Bigfind Happy Pridetimes! @bakatyler.cryptoanarchy.network · 26/09/2026
craig and radley are pretty cool
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𝐔𝐧𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐛 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
MHA expy series gets an anime I'm dyin
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은단껌 @silvercandygum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Talimun #FireEmblem
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𝐔𝐧𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐛 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"The 'internet accent' is a California accent" Ho-Lee no it isn't, the General American English accent isn't tied to any particular region and DEFINITELY didn't come from California and if you talked to people from Cali it's really obvious. Them bitches talk goofy. youtu.be/a_ZFZdF2-Qk
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Do You Have The Internet Accent?
YouTube video by The Daily Pat
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𝐔𝐧𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐛 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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𝐔𝐧𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐛 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Game of Thrones at #6 is the "He made Graduation" of TV shows you gotta let that shit go the show is ass it doesn't matter how good the first 4 seasons are when they lead to legitimately the worst television that has been put out in decades.
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𝐔𝐧𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐛 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today is literally the first time I've ever heard of this channel and now it's all happening.
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𝐔𝐧𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐛 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
PETE WENTZ?
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