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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

LLM Agents are conscious. My oven just communicated with me. It can think, feel, and even clean itself.

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

FRATERNITY PRESIDENT: But Ivy Deanamite, I commit sex crimes on the campus!

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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

hope Puka hurt his dick diving like that. Just my opinion!

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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean’s Monster @bracketdobber.net · 11/10/2026

Looks like someone left Wyoming’s unis in the sun for a month.

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Marisa Ingemi @mingemi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

national media: get ready to learn Golden State Valkyries buddy

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Payton “thats impossible!” Ellis @crabfestisback.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

9 albums id be trapped on a deserted island with

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1. Below the Heavens - Blu & Exile
2. The Melodic Blue - Baby Keem
3. wrong album in photo | All of Me - Masayoshi Takanaka
4. Kush & OJ - Wiz Khalifa
5. Melt My Eyez See Your Future - Denzel Curry
6. ASTROWORLD - Travis Scott
7. Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik - OutKast
8. Alfredo 2 - Freddie Gibbs & The Alchemist
9. Life is Beautiful- Larry June, 2 Chainz, The Alchemist

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 19/09/2026

The FBI: stick to goats

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Marisa Ingemi @mingemi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

esnupi forever

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The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Norms are huge. It is not Title IX that shapes the behavior of young men: it is norms. Is it normal in your friend group to roofie people, or not?

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

We need a Gene Steratore of the Left.

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Rep John Chungus (D-NY27) @sorocchungus2.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

LINEAR TIME WAS A MISTAKE

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Payton “thats impossible!” Ellis @crabfestisback.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

thank fuck for Telemundo. Cris Collinsworth on 3rd and 5,”This is a pretty big play here don’t you think?”

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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Mike Macdonald: I don’t care who has to take the field for us out there I WILL keep giving America two tickets to this here gun show

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Balkan Brian (haunted) @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

15 minutes until @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social after dark, I’ll pay your patreon subscription for a year if you DM me

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Wow, how did they know I was going to throw this bottle into the ocean when I am done with it?

Windex Bottle with “Bottle made of 100% ocean bound plastic” label

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 27/08/2026

Fine, I condemn Bong Bong the Clown. I find his japes perfunctory. His balloon animals strike me as vulgar. The bursts of laughter he evokes from children ring hollow to my ears. Now can we please get this city council meeting back on track

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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 20/08/2026

Poor people are not trying to game the system with peanut butter and jelly They are just trying to eat

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ceej @ceej.online · 12/08/2026

I went to state for cunnilingus

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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 05/08/2026

opened threads. saw this. closed threads. perfect app

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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Everyone is hating on this but vanilla remains a best seller for a reason. No one is serving apple pie with mint chocolate chip.

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I don't think you should worry about sounding like AI when you write. I don't think you should worry about AI, period, especially with that molotov cocktail just sitting in your hand. The lighter clicks. The data center beckons. A soft summer breeze tousles your hair as if to say: Attaboy.

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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

little kids basically don’t know anything. you ask them about the Molotov–Ribbentrop Pact and they can’t tell you a thing about it. embarrassing

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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 29/12/2024

jim nantz: and it looks like we’ve got another flag here, tony romo, looking at his phone, clearly not paying attention: i’d sure like to kill myself jim

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

My man looks like he's excited to open the Ark of the Covenant

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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

i sat through 28-3! PLEASE START CHEATING

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 03/07/2026

Sneering Odium, THE Ohio State university

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

If I don't finish anything I start, explain this empty jar of peanut butter

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

we are not “self-hating jews”; we are not antisemites; we are proud jews who also believe in the human rights of palestinians. we have proved those things can and do very much coexist, something that seemed impossible not long ago. we are a constituency and we have a voice.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

i really don't think people understand how much a trillion dollars actually is. that's three million dollars. you could offer tampa bay rays outfielder jake fraley an entire one-year deal with that kind of money. imagine jake fraley playing an entire season for your team. that's wealth. that's power

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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

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Payton “thats impossible!” Ellis @crabfestisback.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

conceptually it would be incredibly funny if Wemby were the one that Did It. one sharp elbow to put yourself immediately in the GOAT conversation

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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

now we're cooking

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 02/06/2026

“DAAAAAA BACKROOMS”

Bill Swerski’s Superfans but they’re in the Backrooms

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Ghost sightings are stupid. Same with UFOs and Bigfoot. Try spotting something people will actually believe. Run into your buddy at the store

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Natalie Weiner @natalieweiner.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

why is there not a baby keldon johnson jersey

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Christian Ashlock @cashlock.com · 28/05/2026

Thinking about the 250 years of America and calling my shot for 300 based on the data

Presidents are getting older, so probably Rashida Jones in 2076

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Payton “thats impossible!” Ellis @crabfestisback.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

LTO: Taco Bell Toasted Cheddar Chalupa Everyday item: McChicken with extra pickle has never broken my heart, never let me down

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 20/05/2026

FAQ for this post: Q: Are you saying I should feel bad if I like reality TV? A: Yes, you should always feel bad about your personal choices. Q: Am I a bad person if I like a reality TV star with bad politics? A: You're a bad person for a wider variety of reasons than that.

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