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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean

@bracketdobber.net
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College hoops bracketology for SB Nation. “Mid” adult. Chicago. Extremely neurotic. Unable to shut up. Doesn’t stick to sports. He/him

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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 1h
I feel seen.
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 1h
Gotta glamorize that fascism!
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 17h
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Basketball Fan, of the Sixers and LeBron James lmao! @drewhamm5.bsky.social · 2h
“Different incident” lmao
“So it’s a fake terrorist attack to use as pretense to bomb Oman?”
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Ra's Al Groh @uwes98.bsky.social · 2h
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 3h
No. 68 shocked me without really shocking me.
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 5h
Sounds like a health insurance fraudster.
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Champkin Spice @champychamp.bsky.social · 5h
Per today’s @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social, I also encourage listeners toward civic engagement, but please be polite to the people who answer the phones on behalf of your elected representatives. I had that job once. The pay sucked, and everyone spends all day yelling at you IRL, too.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 5h
The CEO of General Mills should receive the title “General Mills.” It should be like becoming the Dalai Lama. Everyone who works there should have a military rank.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18h
kinda bullshit whenever the fever score 98. like come on. no it’s not
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Mikhail Gorbaechev @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 5h
The main funder of Tablet is the widow of Zalman Bernstein, a far-right financier who was a major funder of Israeli settlements. The whole purpose of the magazine is to turn Jewish Boomers into fascists.
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Summer of Blanx @senorblanxo.bsky.social · 5h
Rare to see someone finish 5th in a lawsuit, but here we are.
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 5h
Pep Guardiola is for all intents and purposes the football manager equivalent of Barry Bonds. He was already a Hall of Famer before being associated with doping (financial in Pep’s case), but the post-doping successes will ultimately destroy his reputation.
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Does Man City's guilty verdict impact Pep Guardiola's legacy as an all-time coaching great?
Pep Guardiola won 16 major honors as Man City manager. They all now count for nothing after the Premier League found the club guilty of systematically breaking financial rules.
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 6h
Seen the Don Tracy Red Scare TWICE on YTTV in the 40 minutes I’ve had cricket on.
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 6h
Glad I had a migraine after a shitty day at work and went to bed instead of watching the Cubs.
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MatsSonDean @matssondean.bsky.social · 6h
Canada, bigger pain in Trump's ass than Jesus.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Fuck that." "I'm Sherrod Brown and I approve of this message."
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 8h
Took my son to see AC/DC in Philly last night and I can report that Angus Young has fully transformed into David St. Hubbins from Spinal Tap
An old man in a kids uniform rocking out
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Homer J. Fong @a2koc.bsky.social · 19h
Sen. Schmidtt right now, tbh
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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social · 19h
Ludicrous intelligence!
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Ethan "Acorn Speed" Lavery @ethanlavery.bsky.social · 19h
[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never seen the movie Independence Day? [JACK SMITH]: No, I don’t think— [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you watching a movie with Bill Pullman! [SMITH]: That's Bill Paxton
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 19h
WILLY! 48 seconds into the season and after 12 seconds on the ice
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 19h
It is a demon and we should cast it out
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 20h
Imagine how luck Schmitt is that he doesn’t represent a state that has the Jets, Mets and Nets. He’d never figure out who was doing what.
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 19h
Weird to hear cheers for Daniel Alfredsson at a Leafs home game.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 20h
it was crazy I saw Jack Smith punch Gunna in the face in the Blue Flame parking lot and they were hugging like five minutes later, it was a movie
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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Max @2xaught7.ing · 19h
Reminder…
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 20h
"were you at a Hawks game" sir that has never happened to anyone
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 19h
I’m a little peeved that there are ads with this … thing … and Jason Benetti. I know he can make any broadcast partner palatable, but not in this case!
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Football is here Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 19h
Dipshit can’t even name the one female athlete they all know
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Sarah Spain ✨ @sarahspain.com · 20h
this dumb motherfucker
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 20h
Don Tracy. I had to look up the name of the Republican nominee because I had no idea who got the “honor.”
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 20h
Are you really trying to run Red Scare 2 ads in Illinois, bag of potatoes Republican Senate nominee?
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 22h
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 22h
ITS THE LAKE OF AMERICA. ITS THE DEPARTMENT OF WAR. ITS THE GULF OF AMERICA. ITS SUPER INTELLIGENCE. You people sound like fucking North Koreans
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Tomato Szn @bskylife.bsky.social · 23h
It’s not the most important part of this story but there is a Reel with film of Smith at the Iowa game in question. www.instagram.com/reel/Dd4epJb...
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Senate In Session on Instagram: "We found the receipts. . . . . . @senericschmitt #jacksmith #proof #senate #hawkeyes #womenscollegebasketball"
436 likes, 41 comments - senateinsession on September 29, 2026: "We found the receipts. . . . . . @senericschmitt #jacksmith #proof #senate #hawkeyes #womenscollegebasketball".
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 23h
static.klipy.com
Kramerica Intern Schedules Lunch for Mr. Kramer
ALT: Kramerica Intern Schedules Lunch for Mr. Kramer
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 23h
Interning for Matt yglesias sounds like the punishment for ending up in last place in your fantasy football league
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 23h
That “ear infection” dog park commercial doesn’t get nearly enough shit for being awful.
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Mr Smith is true you recently attended a football game with Buffalo Bill?! FROM SILENCE OF THE LAMBS?!" "No, the name of the team is the Buffalo Bills." "WHERE ARE THE GIRLS MR SMITH?!??!"
That fucking idiot Eric Schmitt questioning Jack Smith
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Ben Natan @thebennatan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don’t think I’ve ever heard an American politician speak this way about Jewish people. It’s beautiful.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My kids have measles, I can't buy diesel, and my country just a war to Iran. But at least now there are federal rules governing NIL deals for college athletes.
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's crazy to have witnessed, in real time, over the span of about 10 years, Knowing Ball fully shifting from right wing-coded to left wing-coded.
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 29/09/2026
anthony rizzo trying his best kelce impression but he didn’t get the memo about the flat cap
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ben @vtben.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Playoff baseball on NBC
The Baseball Network
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Bradford Pearson @bradfordpearson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
shoving all my work aside to report out what led to this sign
a sign that reads DO NOT OUT NOODLES IN THE WATER FOUNTAIN!!
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 29/09/2026
They are shutting this down by the end of the day.
Can the president build a giant triumphal arch in Washington
DC without congressional authorization?

No. Not on federal park or public grounds in the District of Columbia without express authority of Congress. I
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When you've never watched a minute of sports in your life and just embarrassed your boss on TV
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Nate Rathjen @rathjen.us · 29/09/2026
it's easy to dismiss generic polls but an interesting twist here (pointed out by @helenkennedy.com) is YG has started quoting the respondent's candidates by name, which resulted in a huge jump in the margin confirming once again that people like individual Dem candidates and hate the party
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 29/09/2026
Trump’s new AI website is kinda fun, it turns out.
Can the president use taxpayer funds to air his old campaign ads on TV?

No. Federal appropriations law has long barred using taxpayer funds for political advertising.
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