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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 4h

Absolutely embarrassing stuff

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MASHFanficChick @mashfanficchick.bsky.social · 3h

Rabbi Tarfon said: “You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.”

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The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 3h

In light of all of the SA stories circulating, I took 5 at the beginning of my first class to talk about bystander intervention. Most, but not all ,of the class seemed to be on board.

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Anne Helen Petersen @annehelen.bsky.social · 20h

This is *the* piece. Kate Manne, professor of philosophy at Cornell, speaks truth to the totality of failures at the university — and why students protesting the war in Gaza have faced far harsher consequences than any of the Cornell 7: www.thecut.com/article/what...

thecut.com

What It Feels Like at Cornell Right Now

As a professor at the Ivy League school, Kate Manne has known many, many victims. There’s a palpable feeling on campus, she writes, that this is big.

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The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 18h

There might be things brown sage butter gnocchi can’t fix, but not many.

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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 19h

[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’re not a fan of General Hospital? [JACK SMITH]: No, I don’t think— [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Rick Springfield! [SMITH]: That's Bruce Springsteen.

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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 19h

they DIDN'T REFUND her fucking TUITION?????

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The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 19h

IT’S NOT YANKEE STADIUM, IT’S PEYTON PLACE

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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 21h

Cringe, for lack of a better word, is good. Cringe is right. Cringe works. Cringe clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Cringe, in all of its forms -- cringe for life, for money, for love, knowledge -- has marked the upward surge of mankind.

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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 22h

I have questions.

A bumper sticker reading “Willel Dafoe ate my flip flops and stole my Tupperware lids”

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The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I have been to every other venue that the New England Patriots have played a regular season game, except for Legion Field

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The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I have an incredibly perverse reason for wanting to visit Legion Field

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 29/09/2026

In 2023, the various longstanding flaws of Lincoln Riley teams got pinned on a defensive coordinator named Alex Grinch. You'd have thought The Grink was the head coach. This year, Riley's defense is worse than when The Grink Was There, 115th in YPP allowed, tied with an especially Rutgersy Rutgers

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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I love that Chris Berman just referenced a 55 year old song that none of their coveted demographic knows “It’s late September and you really should be back in school.”

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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.

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NotoriousMIZ @screechysaywha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'm now mad at him for sitting on these songs for LITERALLY HALF A GODDAMN CENTURY. These are incredible. music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

music.youtube.com

Songs In The Key Of Life - The EP

EP • Stevie Wonder

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aslynn is just a ghoul 👻 @aslynnromano.com · 29/09/2026

my most popular post by a million:

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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

if bad men feel safe to talk to you about the bad things they think or have done, it means you are also a bad man

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Peter Berkes @peterberkes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

AOC do you want to sit in 426 this weekend I can tell my wife she can’t go

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

When they get back in power, Democrats need to go all-in on higher education. We need a campaign of reinvestment in public universities across the country that makes the Morrill Land-Grant Act look like nothing by comparison *and* a GI Bill of Rights-style program of tuition grants.

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The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I think about norms a lot. They are more powerful than laws, in many cases. I was in a frat. I imagine most frats have some sort of official/unofficial story time for antics from the previous week. What are the norms established there?

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The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

There is nothing unusual or unique about what happened at Cornell. Drugging women for SV happens on all kinds of campuses all the time. It's not a Cornell problem, it's a we create monsters problem.

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The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If you open an article downloaded from JSTOR in Adobe, it offers to summarize it for you with AI. I hate it here.

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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It’s earlier than I expected to announce this, but we’re in the process of founding an organization to build cross-generational solidarity on campus sexual violence. It’s called the Survivor Alumni Network. And if you want updates from us when we are ready to go public, you can stay in touch here:

survivoralumninetwork.org

Survivor Alumni Network

Join a national survivor network. Access free Title IX resources, peer mentorship, and Campus Response Teams dedicated to campus safety reform.

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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’m seeing a lot of posts from older women about how they won’t talk or think about Cornell because it’s too painful or the problem is too big to solve. I’m urging you all to remember how you felt as a college student when older women said that to you. Don’t turn your back on the next generation.

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Mark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Werner Herzog with speech ballloon as if reading the quoted post

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PorkchopTBP aka The Signature Dish™️ @porkchoptbp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Um, we already HAVE a Mr. and Mrs. ACC!

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The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Possibly of interest to @annieabrams.bsky.social & @mattseybold.bsky.social et al: word on the street is that our accrediting org is going drop gen ed as an accreditation requirement.

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The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The idea had not been invented, but my dad would 100% in favor of folks serving cunt at his funeral.

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Pregame Empire @pregameempire.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

oh my god they’re gonna build out a whole cinematic universe

Mr. and Mrs. ACC are designed to extend well beyond a single commercial. The duo will serve as recurring characters throughout the academic year, with additional characters joining them as the campaign evolves.
Together, they will provide new opportunities to celebrate the traditions, rivalries, personalities and experiences that define ACC fandom across sports and key moments.

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ashley (ravens 2-1) 🌹 @clearlyashley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Andy Beshear forever, man

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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I genuinely had a sobbing breakdown last week realizing (for the millionth time) that even me, who is pretty unfuckwithable, as things go, was never going to be safe in a world with men. I hate with every fiber of my being that this is still true for undergrads now. We need to build a better world.

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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Good ad @dougjones.bsky.social

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This is literally a Simpsons joke

So learn on the go with
your phone, wherever you are.
Genghis Khan
Professor of History

Genghis Khan Simpsons

YOU'LL GO WHERE I GO DEFILE WHAT I DEFILE, EAT WHO I EAT HMM?

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The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It might not be in time for official Oktoberfest, but I’m thinking about making some bratwurst or weissewurst from scratch.

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The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

There is nothing that makes me feel more like the clumsy person with the bad product in one of those ORDER NOW TV commercials than loading line on a string trimmer head.

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

think all straight people who discoursed at great and punishing length about a western mass lesbian bar should have to give equal airtime to this. it’s your own community this time!

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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 27/09/2026

USC should tell Lincoln Riley that they've got him a surprise vacation just so he can show up at LAX for a proper tarmacing.

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Another perfect Fullcast After Dark

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The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

One of the many political ads I have seen today knocked candidate for campaigning with the “leftist Pete Buttigieg.” Honestly, I would love to meet a leftist Indiana mayor who is inexplicably popular with NPR listeners.

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The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Trying to keep up with the games, it’s been a long day and then Georgia Tech Stanford starting soon? You people are monsters.

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The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Would it be weird to redo this with the current Big Ten coaches?

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Pablo Torre @pablo.show · 27/09/2026

Shoutout to @bostonglobe.com for following up on our Life Surge reporting with this news about Boston Celtics coach Joe Mazzulla: www.bostonglobe.com/2026/09/26/s...

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Your pal, Andrew @yourpalandrew.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

When your dumb rival hasn’t won a natty since FDR’s second term

Brad Wing taunting against Florida, 2011

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