Nameless One @countsmackula.bsky.social · 04/11/2024Beer and taco night and if you’re not Down were not compatible 2151 15
Reposted by Nameless OneReo Eveleth @reveleth.com · 02/11/2024Please, call me Oingo. Mr. Boingo is my father. 0427 42
Reposted by Nameless OneJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 01/11/2024A hammock is a terrible place to give or receive bad news. 330073 300
Reposted by Nameless OneSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 01/11/2024The secret to life is spaghetti. And to have zero expectations. But mostly spaghetti. 513745 137
Nameless One @countsmackula.bsky.social · 02/11/2024if the taco truck starts playing music and canvassing the streets like an ice cream truck I’m cooked 4448 44
Reposted by Nameless OneHeatherhere @heatinblack.bsky.social · 19/10/2024I’m at the stage in life where most human interactions feel like work, unpaid work 111029 110
Reposted by Nameless OneJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 19/10/2024Crazy that people still buy ringtones. If my phone vibrates too loudly, I give everyone in the room a dollar. 1563686 636
Reposted by Nameless OneT @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 19/10/2024Missing my bat friends at the sanctuary. 3348 34
Reposted by Nameless OneJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 23/09/2024Food critics are wild. How you gonna bully spaghetti? 412840 128
Reposted by Nameless OneOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 23/09/2024I don’t want to be part of the class action lawsuit but it’s nice to be invited 814043 140
Reposted by Nameless OneRex @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 22/09/2024I stick to what I know and that ain't shit. Stay humble. 064 6
Reposted by Nameless Onewint @dril.bsky.social · 22/09/2024oh you think its funny that 300 iq males are crashing their teslas & being cooked alive by some weird type of fire thats immune to firemen 9788231829 8.8K
Nameless One @countsmackula.bsky.social · 22/09/2024if I drink 7 beers i will surely not be sad that there are classes in the morning. i see no downsides in this plan. 0160 16
Reposted by Nameless OneJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 08/08/2024I know it’s difficult to watch our parents age and my mother has reached a point of no return. Today, I found her watching JAG 1014330 143
Reposted by Nameless OneTravis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 08/08/2024Horse watching the human steeplechase: Yeah man, you fucking do it. Not so easy is it? I hope you get hurt and they have to put you down 213529 135
Reposted by Nameless OneEd Morrish @edmorrish.com · 05/08/2024me: come on. my ai-powered washing machine: no. me: please? my ai-powered washing machine: no. me: why not? my ai-powered washing machine: it looks terrible on you. 2309 30
Reposted by Nameless OneDark Bobby 🇵🇸🔻 @darkbobby.bsky.social · 05/08/2024Ever since I was a little boy I wanted people to stfu 04315 43
Nameless One @countsmackula.bsky.social · 02/08/2024making my dog listen to call of the wild on audiobook so he knows what a soft life he has 1433 43
Nameless One @countsmackula.bsky.social · 21/06/2024doctors tell you not to put q-tips in your ears because they’re hoarding all the good feelings for themselves 15912 59
Reposted by Nameless Onecranky af @permanentpenis.bsky.social · 02/03/2024would you still love me if i dragged my ass across your carpet? 21910 19
Nameless One @countsmackula.bsky.social · 07/02/2024I’m actually better than most people I just don’t want anyone to know, that’s why I act like this 0143 14
Reposted by Nameless OneBrosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 01/07/2023God will never give you more than you can handle, unless you were born in the wrong place or don't have money. That makes god super mad. 181460413 1.5K
Reposted by Nameless OneCharmeuse @charmeuse.bsky.social · 25/01/2024Can I be baby today and can I be yours 1115 11
Reposted by Nameless OneInspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social · 25/01/2024[Not comprehending a single thing]: I understand 111235 112
Reposted by Nameless OneLittle Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social · 25/01/2024Tongue and groove flooring? Sounds kinda freaky but ok. 0189 18
Nameless One @countsmackula.bsky.social · 24/01/2024either need to be babied and told everything is gonna be okay or have my ass kicked and told to shape up. can’t decide which. 0102 10
Reposted by Nameless OneSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 19/01/2024*listens to news for 3 minutes* Alright, back to the bigfoot podcasts 03917 39
Reposted by Nameless OneShade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 06/01/2024I mean how long does it take to get one fist fight at Chuck E. Cheese expunged from your record? 68239 82
Reposted by Nameless OneChestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 20/01/2024Instead of a hearse just find 6-8 shield maidens to run with my corpse on their shoulders as they scream through the streets 04623 46
Reposted by Nameless OneJohn Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 19/01/2024I’m not an angry person by nature. I had to learn this stuff. 09744 97
Reposted by Nameless OneUncle Jeff 🌈 @picklerudd.bsky.social · 17/01/2024The inevitable follow up question when talking to one's pet: Why are you all wet? Is that water? 1162 16
Reposted by Nameless OneStephen King's President Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 28/12/2023The existence of Bing Crosby implies the existence of not only Google Stills, but also DuckDuckGo Nash 54219 42
Reposted by Nameless OneChestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 20/01/2024Entering my "dramatic swelling violin music montage in the movie signifying the character's descent into total madness" phase 37339 73
Reposted by Nameless OneJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 18/01/2024I meant to mean well. 29954 99
Reposted by Nameless OneJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 20/01/2024“And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare as any she belied with false compare.” 37725 77
Nameless One @countsmackula.bsky.social · 20/01/2024how many times of me sending stuff like this and saying “us” do you think I can manage before he wants me dead? 0203 20
Reposted by Nameless OneJaycubedla @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · 19/01/2024we knew you were an alpha male before you said anything because of your fly new balances 12612 26
Reposted by Nameless Onekorpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 19/01/2024That 20 seconds of Zen in the morning as you listen to the hum of the microwave in a quiet house until the bell snaps you back to reality so you can enjoy your breakfast sandwich with cold egg and rock-hard top bun. 0136 13
Nameless One @countsmackula.bsky.social · 19/01/2024my favorite thing about Fortnite is the hour worth of updates you have to do before each session 031 3
