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cranky af @permanentpenis.bsky.social · 23/05/2024

so we have dms now and still no unsolicited dicks in my inbox grrr

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cranky af @permanentpenis.bsky.social · 07/05/2024

if this doesn’t get 100 likes I’m leaving this godforsaken shithole for atleast 2 hours

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cranky af @permanentpenis.bsky.social · 05/05/2024

I’m feeling pretty good today. I may let my wife have an orgasm

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 30/04/2024

If a canadian runs out of maple syrup in a dream they die in real life.

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 30/04/2024

destroy my balls, not my ambition

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 29/04/2024

Her eyes were Gatorade blue.

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 30/04/2024

I think maybe I could fit comfortably in a potato bin

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cranky af @permanentpenis.bsky.social · 28/04/2024

girls are like “omg he’s a stalker” and then “uhhgh nobody pays attention to me”

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 18/04/2024

Bro hurt me so bad I started posting

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cranky af @permanentpenis.bsky.social · 19/04/2024

if i slam more than 3 white claws an hour i instantly start my period

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 19/04/2024

Doing a bunch of CAPTCHA tests just to feel human.

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cranky af @permanentpenis.bsky.social · 19/04/2024

Lots of bitches refer to me as a beacon of positivity and love

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 18/04/2024

I just know future me is going to have her shit together.

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 18/04/2024

training so i can eventually smuggle a Pringles can in my cooch

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 31/03/2024

There's that special time of night when you're like dude I'm gonna have a hot dog

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 08/04/2024

But like for real though do your dicks touch when you hug? Asking for a friend or whatever

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Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 16/04/2024

I missed when I hit 666 followers, so I guess not today either, Satan.

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Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 16/04/2024

We're all idiots. Some are really good at it, but most of us are like, entry level idiots.

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 17/04/2024

bsky is great bc it seems to be one of the only places women can be funny w/o guys wanting to chop their dicks off

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cranky af @permanentpenis.bsky.social · 17/04/2024

one time i peed so hard, the tip of my dick split open like a microwaved hotdog

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cranky af @permanentpenis.bsky.social · 17/04/2024

my penis is so huge that it doesn’t even look real

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cranky af @permanentpenis.bsky.social · 17/04/2024

in most Deep South states it’s the grandma’s responsibility to teach young men how to sext

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 16/04/2024

Me, sexting: Well, that seems implausible.

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 14/04/2024

I’m waiting til the bees are done with the dandelions and violets & all the other early wildflowers before I have my lawn cut.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 17/04/2024

A group of women that cannot be found is called a clitori.

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cranky af @permanentpenis.bsky.social · 16/04/2024

I adjust my shoe size according to how long my toenails are

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cranky af @permanentpenis.bsky.social · 12/04/2024

check out my new friend. he was watching me so i caught him a fish

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cranky af @permanentpenis.bsky.social · 11/04/2024

not that y’all care but i got a job

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cranky af @permanentpenis.bsky.social · 10/04/2024

you have an 8” dick? cool, i have 12” balls

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cranky af @permanentpenis.bsky.social · 07/04/2024

will you please tell your vagina that my penis said eww

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cranky af @permanentpenis.bsky.social · 07/04/2024

my 5yo got sent to the office for saying “oops some asshole is talking shit behind my back” after she farted in class

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Kelly🆘🇺🇸 @kimtopher22.bsky.social · 21/09/2023

Thank you everyone who appreciates my lack of effort.

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cranky af @permanentpenis.bsky.social · 05/04/2024

your grandma the 1st time grampa sent her a hard dick dm

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cranky af @permanentpenis.bsky.social · 04/04/2024

I haven’t had any death threats on this site yet; I must be losing my touch

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cranky af @permanentpenis.bsky.social · 04/04/2024

I just saw a really fat guy with a neck beard try to order a 12pk of burritos at Taco Bell…it was me

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 03/04/2024

"butt stuff" is short for "butter stuff"

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 29/03/2024

excellent credit is stored in the balls

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cranky af @permanentpenis.bsky.social · 29/03/2024

real men don’t cry when her fist slips into the wrong hole

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