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Loudmouth queer nonbinary furry with fandom interests. Amateur aerialist. 🔞

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grey @edskrakenera.bsky.social · 3h
poor edizzy they had no idea what disorders were. izzy probably just thought at any moment his competent, energetic captain could be taken by the madness and not leave his cabin for weeks and ed probably thought all of his good weeks were a lie covering the true rot deep within him…
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Alex Steed @alexsteed.bsky.social · 5h
I have not seen Carrie, but I HAVE seen people who appear... confused that it is sympathetic to Carrie? Do people think Carrie was the villain of the movie Carrie? Am I losing my mind? I am positive I am going to regret this post.
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3 pumpkins in a trench coat @robotpinemarten.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
IZZY HANDS
A white persons hand holding a dwarf hamster with an X drawn on its cheek and text saying ‘It’s dangerous to go alone, take this’
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Queer Liberation Library @queerliblib.bsky.social · 8h
🎃 The veil is thin, the nights are long, and the books are VERY queer. 👻 This Halloween reading list has witches, ghosts, monsters, haunted houses, forbidden desire, and plenty of things that go bump in the night. libbyapp.com/library/queerliblib/cu… #spookyseason
Dark black background with images in greyscale. Large pixelated mouth with vampire teeth. Pixelated ghost, bats and spider graphics in corners. 

Text in red, outlined in dark red. 

"Q" QLL logo on tongue of mouth graphic

Text reads: Spooky season is here
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Dave Turner @mrdaveturner.bsky.social · 11h
Brian Blessed’s birthday is an excuse to share one of the greatest paragraphs in any memoir ever.
A paragraph from Brian Blessed’s autobiography:

So the first time I ever came into contact with O'Toole was at one of these student gatherings.
I remember it well because I'd just punched Harold Pinter down a flight of stairs.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 08/10/2026
"threatened to report someone's marriage as fraudulent to chase them out of a rent-controlled apartment" is about the most evil thing I've ever read that didn't involve physical violence
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 12h
Don't hurt Clippy's feelings
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✨ IS0 f0lkl0re cat 🪿 ✨ @lavenderblazed.swifties.social · 23h
Ilya Rozanov in The Long Game
pair of tiny running shorts that read "I wish I had serotonin instead of this huge dump truck ass"
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 08/10/2026
Does anyone wanna come over to my house and do “light as a feather, stiff as a board” and see if it works
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why-worry @do-it-later.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
izzy when he becomes self aware enough to know he likes feeling useful and doing acts of service. only with ed&stede though, and ed is probably jorking it to this 🩷
tests that say "Task please" and "Task" that have heart emoji reacts.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Anthropic banning “abusive or cruel behavior” toward Claude in its new usage policies is proof to me that tech companies are going to moderate violence against AI before they ever moderate violence against women and minorities
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 23h
This afternoon in Marble Hill, a New Yorker was shot by an ICE agent in a residential neighborhood. Early reports indicate agents surrounded him and a 5-year-old child in his car before firing multiple rounds. We believe the child was physically unharmed.

This is an unconscionable and incredibly serious situation. I have called the President; when we speak I will demand that he ends all ICE enforcement actions in our city. I will not stand by while ICE agents terrorize our communities.

Our thoughts are with the injured New Yorker and his family tonight. We are praying for his recovery.

Get ICE out of our neighborhoods. Get ICE out of our hospitals. Get ICE off our streets. Get ICE away from our children.

Abolish ICE.
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Rob From Flailthroughs @robflails.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Jeremy Brett Dracula is up there with Christopher Hewitt as Captain Hook in the Peter Pan musical on the list of performances I'd love to see that are probably lost to time.
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Chris @oldmanoberon.bsky.social · 23h
This is a pretty awesome tarot deck, you should consider picking one up. Or two.
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Deacon Blues @kaibutsu.bsky.social · 23h
It be that way sometimes...
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Mohini @mohinithequeen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Good! Ugly men like them deserve to die
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an ocean of emotion @betarayben.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m sorry what Pictured: Ryan Murphy clutching his brown-haired hot actor du jour
Larfleeze, an orange-skinned alien, in an orange lantern uniform and clutching an orange power battery.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
inventing new wire mothers is crazy work
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🤡The April Fool🤡 @corpsecoded.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I can’t find a good version of it to link, but that meme of, “If he’s your man, why is he my narrative foil?” Is Stizzy as fuck
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❄︎ ☃︎ @moxiest.art · 08/10/2026
#⏰🐘🧵
A typewritten note that reads

the bleod of my haters will water my fields.

with a doodle of an elephant
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KittyMewes @kittymewes.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Spookyween Part 2: Electric Boogaloo! I snuck in a second quick Halloween doodle and this time it's Izzy's first time carving pumpkins! He's VERY focused on the task at hand. 🎃🔪 #OFMD #IzzyHands #StedeBonnet #stizzy
A chibi style digital drawing/ doodle of Stede and Izzy sitting on spread out newspapers with pumpkins the size of their bodies on their laps. Stede's is carved into a classic jack-o'-lantern while Izzy works on scooping the innards from his. Behind them is a starry night sky.
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Arty | ☆Fatal Fault At The Start☆ @arty-sunflowers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
EdStede meet cute. (Izzy's the dog. Obviously.) (Actually, make this Steddyhands: Izzy's a werewolf and walkies are one of the few ways EdIzzy still get along most days. Stede meets him again as a human and remarks how he reminds him of a dog he met (said in the bitchiest tone imaginable ofc))
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🤡The April Fool🤡 @corpsecoded.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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WaywardAF 💚♠️🦄🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @waywardaf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ed, really, this is *hardly* the first time Izzy's head been between your legs, and it's probably not even the first time with an audience.
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why do I keep scrolling. What am I expecting to happen that hasn't happened already
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
when a fictional character is described as "messy" it's usually because they're doing human stuff
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Sylvia | Comms open! @asisherright.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hahahahahha 🥲🥲🥲 #izzyhands
Screenshot from an Instagram video by louie.and.the.snowshoes that says “help my tripod cat pick a Halloween costume” with a very cute snowshoe kitty missing its left front legThe same cat from later in the video in a pirate costume with a peg leg and the text “pirate who’s been through it”
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umulata @umulata.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
let's go with a classic next- #iwtv #armandiwtv
A bright-colored illustration of Armand from the tv series Interview With The Vampire. Because of Armand's canon cunning behavior, specifically in the scene reinterpreted with this fanart, the image features a decorative "gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss"
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jay, god's most perfect princex @jaythenerdkid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
girl dinner this, girl dinner that. when will it be time for my nonbinarepast
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Our Flag Means Death Frames @ofmdframes.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
i loved you... best i could
messy bun kraken ed teach attempting to numb himself to an avalanche of emotion after the latest murder-suicide plot with his wife didn't go as planned (our flag means death s2e2)messy bun kraken ed teach attempting to numb himself to an avalanche of emotion after the latest murder-suicide plot with his wife didn't go as planned (our flag means death s2e2)
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grey @edskrakenera.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
remembered this post and had edizzy feelings again
"A ship can never truly love an anchor." dude shut up. a ship without an anchor gets dashed against the rocks. it's useless, completely at the whim of the currents. a ship loves an anchor so much it carries it everywhere it goes. the anchor gives the ship the world to love. dude.
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#dude dont do this to me a ship loves an anchor the same way a hearth loves a fire #with enough passion to make it a home
DUDE DON'T YOU DO THIS TO ME
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🔞🍋🌿ξ๑ˊ ꈊˋ๑Ҙ🌿🍋🔞 | Comms Closed @sourgoat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sex, porn, erotica should be taken SERIOUSLY as a form of expression and art. That's why we should be agitated by genAI being used for erotica. Stolen work from others. Planet wrecking, community destroying data centers. Unethical all around for people to express a sexual part of themselves.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/10/2026
one of the deepest sicknesses in the world are the people who feel personally attacked over other people getting the same rights as them
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-indy ✨ (he/him) @indigo-k.com · 06/10/2026
Someday the toilet will be ours to flush.
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Charles In Charge (of trains) @thecharles1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i think this is often the case. there's often a need to believe the story is much more complicated below the surface, but sometimes it's not.
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did you know you only need a small brain to make silly little drawings?
4 panel comic:
Panel 1: pink blob guy on a table, pencil in their hands. Grey circle on a piece of paper and a glass of water on the table. They say “look here”
Panel 2: Proudly, they hold up the drawing of a grey blobby character on two stick legs up in the air. The pink blob says “I drew this!”
Panel 3: Satisfied they sit back down on the table. They now go “it’s not much, but..” The grey drawing looks a bit peeved because the drawer is calling it “not much”
Panel 4: But it’s okay, because now the pink blob is very pleased finally. He says “it came from my brain!” Holding the pencil up. The grey drawing blob is happy again, too. End well, all well!
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National Trust @nationaltrust.org.uk · 06/10/2026
You're never too old to get excited about seeing a really big tree.
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Miscellaneous Reasons To Live @reasonsbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
From a survivor of the 80s/90s gay panics: Every second you continue to exist is a finger in their eye and a knife in their back. Your laughter and joy drain them of peace; these parasites thrive on our despair and nihilism. It's their bread and butter, their manna, their communion swill. Carry on.
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Xan Wetherall @tracksix.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Saw a good hat recently! Add excitement to your life by seeing it too.
Hat that says:
I can’t believe I wasted my entire life being moved by art and beauty and the indomitable human spirit ugh I should’ve been making money through internet scams
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Svetovid @svetovid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well, that's a hell of a thing to leave next to a statue of Joan of Arc.😏
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
Every day I have a new reason to hate AI, but today’s is that they faked the work of one of my longtime collaborators.
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jessica BONEStown @newfoundgloryhole.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"The Menu" is the "Midsommar" of food.
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The Handsome Hobo🇨🇦 @thehobo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For the last 10 years
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mmkay, Ozymandias.
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GreyGulfH @greygulfh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Stizzy first makeout session ought to be wild we have a guy who is used to violent faux intimacy and a fella who has had perhaps three enthusiastic sensual encounters and they are both DesperateTM
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Dan Eyesout (Spooky Version) @danisaacs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
OK, but what if we FROSTED them?!?
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MJ 🏴‍☠️ @venusinpisces.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
gay person: I’m gay autistic person: I’m autistic the one gay and autistic friend: I just think Izzy Hands is neat
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idk |🏴‍☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈 @blowupchickens.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Ed & Izzy visibly share so much love & affection early on 😭 Izzy smiling at Ed & laughing w him, & Ed making Izzy come experience the bird guy w him. We know Ed's moods are mercurial; we've seen him be pensive captain Bb & relaxed Bb/Ed in a few mins of screen time, but the love gets so overlooked.
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