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jay, god's most perfect princex

@jaythenerdkid.bsky.social
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☪️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 | 🇦🇺🇵🇰🇹🇷 | not your lawyer | living on occupied wulgurukaba/bindal country | they/them | fabricati diem, pvnc

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jay, god's most perfect princex @jaythenerdkid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
there's something so reassuring about when I need to be up early to run an errand but ryan doesn't and he's still asleep when I get home. like I'm just glad that even if one of us had to be up before noon, at least the other gets to enjoy a nice lil sleep-in for both of us 💜
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jay, god's most perfect princex @jaythenerdkid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the arc of history is such that at least once a decade, someone independently reinvents the open source boobs project
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Frame #47800 from S05 -E13 - Strawberry Dessert Holiday Battle-629271
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jay, god's most perfect princex @jaythenerdkid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
call me crazy but I personally think being really into hitler makes you not a fit and proper person to practise law
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jay, god's most perfect princex @jaythenerdkid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
as I lie in bed coughing up a lung on company time, I am reflecting once again on how being disabled is only affordable if you have the kind of job it's very difficult to get when you're disabled
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Frame #54200 from S05 -E05 - Battle Shark s Fin-629263
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jay, god's most perfect princex @jaythenerdkid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
went to see eric idle's one man show a couple of years back, and the absolute best part was him slagging off john cleese at every opportunity
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jay, god's most perfect princex @jaythenerdkid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
if come from away can be a musical, so can this
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jay, god's most perfect princex @jaythenerdkid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
a happy update to this is that the letter I wrote helped the person I wrote it for to get the thing they wanted within 24 hours after more than a year of being rebuffed/ignored, which is the kind of outcome that reminds a person why they went to law school in the first place
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jay, god's most perfect princex @jaythenerdkid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
a nice thing about gender fluidity is how easy it is to conduct little experiments to show how people react differently to you as a man or a woman. if I show a little boob, people of all genders are so much friendlier to me. if I have a little stubble, people of all genders take me more seriously.
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jay, god's most perfect princex @jaythenerdkid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
today was my first ever time getting botox for my migraines (or for anything) and can I just say, it is so weird feeling the various places where I usually hold tension just...not being tense
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jay, god's most perfect princex @jaythenerdkid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
update: neurologist stabbed me with a botox syringe in various places and now I'm going home to sleep
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jay, god's most perfect princex @jaythenerdkid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
woke up with one of those "wearing sunglasses indoors" kinda migraines
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jay, god's most perfect princex @jaythenerdkid.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
life hack: want free legal advice? if you can activate a lawyer's inner petty bitch, they'll happily spend hours working on your matter at no charge!
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jay, god's most perfect princex @jaythenerdkid.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
welp, that's enough football for tonight
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jay, god's most perfect princex @jaythenerdkid.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
dems will say trans people are not worth protecting with their whole chests and expect us to vote for them anyway. we are genuinely just not fully human in their eyes.
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jay, god's most perfect princex @jaythenerdkid.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I found a Rarity-87 word worth 96 pts in OUTLIER. ELITE OUTLIER · 934 points · 10 rare words. Only 38 players have ever found it in all of Outlier. 4 finds no one else found today. OUTLIER: the daily word hunt where the rarest words win. Can you beat me? playoutlier.com/s/B26AVB
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OUTLIER · Day 121
jaythenerdkid scored 934 on Day 121. Can you beat them?
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jay, god's most perfect princex @jaythenerdkid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"are trans people bourgeois?" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked after 12239 pages of liberals condescending to bipoc
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jay, god's most perfect princex @jaythenerdkid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
you're wearing cute lingerie today because you wanted to feel cute. I'm wearing cute lingerie today because I haven't done laundry in a month and I've run out of regular undies AND because I wanted to feel cute. we are not the same
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Kivan @kivanbay.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
People will be like "your vote matters, make your voice heard," and then you'll use your voice to say "I do not want to vote for transphobes," and they'll be like "no, not like that."
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jay, god's most perfect princex @jaythenerdkid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"I can't believe nobody voted for me," cries politician running on "I won't do shit about fuck if you vote for me" platform
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jay, god's most perfect princex @jaythenerdkid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
will democrats pass legislation to protect trans people if they win the vote? no. but will they pass legislation to stop funnelling guns and money to apartheid regimes? also no. but will they take literally any action to protect access to basic reproductive healthcare? well, no,
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jay, god's most perfect princex @jaythenerdkid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
for the hundredth time, when your entire platform boils down to "at least we're not the other guy", you should not act shocked when people choose not to vote at all
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jay, god's most perfect princex @jaythenerdkid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
this outfit has zero tiddy support and I am absolutely gonna flash a nip to the entire bar if I make one wrong move, but it was worth it
selfie of me, jaythenerdkid. I'm sitting in a dimly lit bar. I'm wearing a black semi-transparent mesh top with a bodysuit partly visible underneath. I'm blowing a kiss at the camera.
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jay, god's most perfect princex @jaythenerdkid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
for the first time in almost a decade, I'm wearing an outfit without pockets you don't realise how great male privilege is until it's gone
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jay, god's most perfect princex @jaythenerdkid.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I found a Rarity-85 word worth 95 pts in OUTLIER. OUTLIER · 923 points · 10 rare words. Only 12 players have ever found it in all of Outlier. 10 finds no one else found today. OUTLIER: the daily word hunt where the rarest words win. Can you beat me? playoutlier.com/s/9J9PFU
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OUTLIER · Day 112
jaythenerdkid scored 923 on Day 112. Can you beat them?
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jay, god's most perfect princex @jaythenerdkid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I found a Rarity-84 word worth 94 pts in OUTLIER. EAGLE EYES · 909 points · 10 rare words. OUTLIER: the daily word hunt where the rarest words win. Can you beat me? playoutlier.com/s/QFJUL3
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OUTLIER · Day 111
jaythenerdkid scored 909 on Day 111. Can you beat them?
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jay, god's most perfect princex @jaythenerdkid.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I mean, that sounds like a you problem
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jay, god's most perfect princex @jaythenerdkid.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I once stood in front of a lin onus painting at QAGOMA for half an hour not fully comprehending why I couldn't stop crying and now I'm writing a PhD about first nations justice
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jay, god's most perfect princex @jaythenerdkid.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
learning about colonialism and the history of civilisation through the vector/hook of a mundane consumer object is unironically orders of magnitude more useful and important than learning about the fucking philosophy of bitcoin
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jay, god's most perfect princex @jaythenerdkid.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
me whenever I engage in actual self-care behaviours instead of the usual greatest hits rotation of maladaptive coping strategies and the result is an improvement in my overall health and wellbeing:
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Surprised Pikachu Meme
Alt: shocked pikachu meme gif
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jay, god's most perfect princex @jaythenerdkid.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
was going to apologise to all my new followers for the deluge of arsenal content about to flood their timelines when the regular season starts at the end of the month, but you know what? I'm not sorry at all. you should be thanking me, actually
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jay, god's most perfect princex @jaythenerdkid.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
been trying to articulate my discomfort with the "why antisemitism royal commission but no islamophobia royal commission?" line of rhetoric and I think it's this: it elides the actual issue, which a genocidal ethnostate weaponising the language of marginalisation and disadvantage to perpetuate harm
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jay, god's most perfect princex @jaythenerdkid.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
tonight I went to a choral conducting workshop where I was literally the only person there who wasn't a music teacher and had just showed up as a hobbyist who likes running small vocal ensembles 💀 please clap
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LisaZed 👩🏻‍🎨 🌏 🐨🌳🇪🇭🇺🇦 @lisazed.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
2/… mainstream media. This is part of the structural violence and erasure mob are exhausted trying to demand a call for action and we are tired of being either pidgeonholed or overlooked
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LisaZed 👩🏻‍🎨 🌏 🐨🌳🇪🇭🇺🇦 @lisazed.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Last week I gave evidence before the Federal Inquiry into racism, hate & violence directed at Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander people about my experiences as a First Nations media worker. Unsurprisingly, my testimony, like so many Blakfullas in this country, was all but ignored by 1/… #auspol
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Opinion: The racism inquiry that has captured very little media attention
Last week I gave evidence before the Federal Inquiry into racism, hate and violence directed at Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander people about my experiences as a First Nations media worker.Unsurp...
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jay, god's most perfect princex @jaythenerdkid.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
football groupchat shared a video of emi martinez looking heartbroken that has cleared my skin and cured my next ten migraines preemptively
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jay, god's most perfect princex @jaythenerdkid.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
everyone who said the pain would not last long was correct, it's only been a couple of days and I'm already feeling totally fine 🎉
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jay, god's most perfect princex @jaythenerdkid.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
tom gleeson was very funny onstage and very lovely offstage!
selfie of my partner and me with tom gleeson, the host of hard quiz and australian taskmaster. tom is behind the two of us and much taller. all three of us are smiling.
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jay, god's most perfect princex @jaythenerdkid.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
we had a house inspection pretty much right after I got home, so I did have to keep them covered for a bit, but now I'm just lying in bed topless watching old episodes of taskmaster and having a grand time
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jay, god's most perfect princex @jaythenerdkid.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
made the absolutely unhinged decision to get my nipples pierced (unhinged because I am quiiiiiiite afraid of needles and also not a huge fan of pain), and surprisingly got through the ordeal without screaming or fainting 🎉🎉🎉
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jay, god's most perfect princex @jaythenerdkid.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
"verify your age" old enough to have watched TV news stories about nelson mandela being elected president, young enough not to have understood them
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jay, god's most perfect princex @jaythenerdkid.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I'm not getting properly excited about another dead white man until it's the big one and that's that
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moby dickgirl @eigenvectrix.northsky.social · 10/07/2026
Being trans would be the least interesting thing about me if other people let it.
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cunt dracula 🎃 @malwhere.northsky.social · 10/07/2026
In case you no longer feel comfortable with the other pronouns labeler, I will remind you that @pronounsinb.io exists. If you don’t see your pronouns on there, DM me and I will happily add them~
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jay, god's most perfect princex @jaythenerdkid.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
hope the new doctor I saw today who insisted on updating my gender marker on his records to the correct one and chatted about the arsenal with me for twenty minutes has an excellent weekend
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jay, god's most perfect princex @jaythenerdkid.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
in the first week of november, I'm seeing greg davies, dara o'briain and foo fighters live, which might be the best ever start to international month of jay
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jay, god's most perfect princex @jaythenerdkid.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
making this for my partner who is addicted to energy drinks
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jay, god's most perfect princex @jaythenerdkid.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
he looks like he got surgery to cosplay as boris karloff in frankenstein 24/7
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jay, god's most perfect princex @jaythenerdkid.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I wonder if my church history teacher from high school anticipated her class becoming so relevant to this century
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