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🤡The April Fool🤡

@corpsecoded.bsky.social
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Loudmouth queer nonbinary furry with fandom interests. Amateur aerialist. 🔞

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🤡The April Fool🤡 @corpsecoded.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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🤡The April Fool🤡 @corpsecoded.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Screenshot of post from Twitter user milkton/@locallystupid that reads: “you ever get so tired that you start seeing spiders?”

Twitter user Hoel Embiid/@bootleghinata replies: “Me after I take 17 Benadryl and start seeing The Hat Man.”

Milkton/@locallystupid: “THE WHO”

Hoel Embiid/@bootleghinata: “Oh is this not a safe space suddenly?”
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🤡The April Fool🤡 @corpsecoded.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
This thing is such a monument to mid-2000s cringe, I love it
Photo of a backpack from Hot Topic patterned with skull printed camouflage. The top flap of the bag bears a button of Jack Skellington from Nightmare Before Christmas, a button of Woody and Buzz from Toy Story with the words ‘Cool story bro’ in the Toy Story font, and a button with the classic Superman logo. The bottom part of the bag bears a button with the phrase ‘licensed to carry small arms’ with a green T-rex on a black background, a button that says ‘warning: zombies ahead’ in the style of black and yellow caution tape, ‘keep calm and dream on’ in white text against a galaxy background’, and a white sugar skull on a pink and orange multi-patterned background Photo of a backpack from Hot Topic patterned with skull printed camouflage. The top flap of the bag bears a button of Jack Skellington from Nightmare Before Christmas, a button of Woody and Buzz from Toy Story with the words ‘Cool story bro’ in the Toy Story font, and a button with the classic Superman logo. The bottom part of the bag bears a button with the phrase ‘licensed to carry small arms’ with a green T-rex on a black background, a button that says ‘warning: zombies ahead’ in the style of black and yellow caution tape, ‘keep calm and dream on’ in white text against a galaxy background’, and a white sugar skull on a pink and orange multi-patterned background
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🤡The April Fool🤡 @corpsecoded.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Screenshot of Ted Danson as Michael in tv show The Good Place, dressed in a white suit, blue shirt, and sunglasses while looking rumpled. He is holding a cocktail and saying the words, “birth is a curse and existence is a prison.”
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🤡The April Fool🤡 @corpsecoded.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Screenshot of a tweet by Twitter user Soundgarten of BanBan/@AnimeSerbia. Text reads: 

“How Couples Argue Today:

Wife: cool how theres 4 mustards in the fridge in 2018 and none go with my sandwich. Normal World

Husband: wow its almost like those are my dipping mustards and arent meant to go on sandwiches????????? but ok go off”
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🤡The April Fool🤡 @corpsecoded.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Calico Jack??
A bottle of Old Spice body wash, in limited edition scent “the lawn ranger, fresh green”. There is a graphic of a green-tinted, mustachioed cowboy on the bottle wearing a yellow cowboy hat and gloves
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🤡The April Fool🤡 @corpsecoded.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I mean
Lyrics to the song “Read My Mind” by The Killers: “The teenage queen, the loaded gun
The drop dead dream, the Chosen One
A southern drawl, a world unseen
A city wall and a trampoline
Oh well, I don't mind if you don't mind
'Cause I don't shine if you don't shine
Before you jump
Tell me what you find
Can you read my mind?”
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🤡The April Fool🤡 @corpsecoded.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Underside of a popsocket cap, black plastic rimmed with white
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🤡The April Fool🤡 @corpsecoded.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
It is numbered…
Picture of the back of The Great Mouse Detective pin bearing the words Pin #70 and copyright DISNEY, Made in China
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🤡The April Fool🤡 @corpsecoded.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The pin in question:
iphone photo depicting a pin featuring Basil of Baker Street and Professor Ratigan from Disney’s 1986 animated film The Great Mouse Detective. The pin also features the phrase “Let me be good to you” flanked in music notes below the characters’ feet
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🤡The April Fool🤡 @corpsecoded.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Izzy after the disastrous Edstede hookup
Screenshot of a tweet by twitter user Ms Castro/@jcastrosieira that says “Bitches try to fuck ya man then realize he got wack dick lmao surprise bitch my life sucks”
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🤡The April Fool🤡 @corpsecoded.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Season two Sprizzy
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🤡The April Fool🤡 @corpsecoded.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
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🤡The April Fool🤡 @corpsecoded.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
But also, this is basically Dom Lucius with Sub Izzy, to me
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🤡The April Fool🤡 @corpsecoded.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Got this at last year’s renaissance faire on a whim and finally painted it. I’m not good at painting but at least it’s done
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🤡The April Fool🤡 @corpsecoded.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
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🤡The April Fool🤡 @corpsecoded.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
“Oi, are you takin’ the piss?”
Rights’ Izzy doll in a pink unicorn onesie posing with a travel size bottle of the Phlur perfume “Father Figure” against a black background
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🤡The April Fool🤡 @corpsecoded.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Screenshot of a tumblr post that reads “people b saying things so definitively. like man i think it depends”
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🤡The April Fool🤡 @corpsecoded.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Shane in Heated Rivalry
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🤡The April Fool🤡 @corpsecoded.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Everyone please enjoy this Haunted Lil Guy that I got for $4
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🤡The April Fool🤡 @corpsecoded.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
I remember the dupe being even more citrussy
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🤡The April Fool🤡 @corpsecoded.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
I think I have the same one
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🤡The April Fool🤡 @corpsecoded.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
#OFMDollsSummer Nap time Izzy just passed right out
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🤡The April Fool🤡 @corpsecoded.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
#OFMDollsSummer Get Active Izzy’s ambitions got the better of him
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🤡The April Fool🤡 @corpsecoded.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
#OFMDollsSummer Nature Izzy thinks these flowers have seen better days, but he’s fond of them anyway
Izzy doll in pink unicorn onesie with gold horn positioned in front of some wilting purple flowers
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🤡The April Fool🤡 @corpsecoded.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
#OFMDDollsSummer Hobby Not normally the kind of punching that Izzy gets up to but he thought that it sounded relaxing
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🤡The April Fool🤡 @corpsecoded.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
#OFMDDollsSummer Boat Izzy poses with his season one portrait of him and the Revenge. He thinks it’s a pretty good likeness
Izzy doll posing with picture of himself with his cane from the end of season one and the Revenge with tentacles
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🤡The April Fool🤡 @corpsecoded.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
#OFMDDollsSummer Date Night Steddyhands is ready to go out on the town
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🤡The April Fool🤡 @corpsecoded.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
#OFMDDollsSummer Height Check Izzy is (potentially) two large peaches tall
Izzy doll in unicorn onesie pictured with one large peach
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🤡The April Fool🤡 @corpsecoded.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
#OFMDdollssummer: Book Club Izzy questions the veracity of these pirate tales
Izzy doll in unicorn onesie pictured with the book “Life under the Jolly Roger: Reflections on Golden Age Piracy” by Gabriel Kuhn
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🤡The April Fool🤡 @corpsecoded.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
(Surf Dracula meme, for reference)
Screenshot of a text from twitter user @topherflorence that reads: 
back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale
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🤡The April Fool🤡 @corpsecoded.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Creme de la creme a la Edgar
A screenshot from the Aristocats movie of a mouse dunking a cracker in sweetened milk: “creme de la creme a la Edgar”
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🤡The April Fool🤡 @corpsecoded.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
It’s interesting that people assume criticism is dependent on hating its subject when in reality, I wouldn’t devote brain space to something that I didn’t at least sort of enjoy. Pictured, book that I bought recently to read for fun. Like, idk man, I find the creative process genuinely interesting!
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🤡The April Fool🤡 @corpsecoded.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
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🤡The April Fool🤡 @corpsecoded.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Whenever someone expects me to do more than the bare minimum on the shift that I am covering
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🤡The April Fool🤡 @corpsecoded.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Despite the horrors, I remain silly
A tattoo of a bunny wearing a clown hat and ruff in black line art, stylized like an illustration
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🤡The April Fool🤡 @corpsecoded.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Got a new tattoo and ice cream so of course my will to live has been restored
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🤡The April Fool🤡 @corpsecoded.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Me all weekend, perpetually forgetting about the Superb Owl
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🤡The April Fool🤡 @corpsecoded.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Received the lidol guy I ordered from @trashtank.bsky.social :3
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🤡The April Fool🤡 @corpsecoded.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
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🤡The April Fool🤡 @corpsecoded.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
My brain, at random intervals for the past three weeks
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🤡The April Fool🤡 @corpsecoded.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
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