Dave Turner @mrdaveturner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Hold Steady tickets on pre-sale tomorrow. Let’s see if I’m in a reasonable state to see them in March. 011
Reposted by Dave TurnerDave Turner @mrdaveturner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I have written about Something Important for once.aimforthehead.substack.comA Good Heart......These Days is Hard to Find 053
Dave Turner @mrdaveturner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My tenure as Newcastle Utd manager was a short-lived and volatile period in the club’s history. 250
Dave Turner @mrdaveturner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I am in the north. I started getting a nosebleed around Sheffield. 360
Dave Turner @mrdaveturner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Parenthood is mostly buying a little treat, like a Viennetta, and then having to buy another one because your kids ate it all before you could have a bit. In other news, I've just bought another Viennetta. 1181
Dave Turner @mrdaveturner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I have written about Something Important for once.aimforthehead.substack.comA Good Heart......These Days is Hard to Find 053
Dave Turner @mrdaveturner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Rewatching Futurama and on the episode with TV’s greatest question. 140
Dave Turner @mrdaveturner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Just finished the four and a half hour Aliens documentary and now… well… I want to watch Aliens for the bazillionth time. 240
Dave Turner @mrdaveturner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Always a fan of the Great Sandy Desert in Australia. 070
Dave Turner @mrdaveturner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Yeah, I'm one of the people waiting for a new heart, so this report is a bit scary. My family know that if I don't make it, the doctors can help themselves to whatever's left that's not broken. You can record it on the NHS app. Go to Profile > Health choices > Organ donation decision. Thanks. 262
Dave Turner @mrdaveturner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Once again hate-watching ‘Jurassic Park: The Lost World’ where supposedly very smart people do incredibly stupid things. 120
Dave Turner @mrdaveturner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I have an opinion about Indiana Jones. If you read it, I'll be your best mate.aimforthehead.substack.comIt's Not The Years, Honey. It's The Mileage.Raiders of the Lost Ark is the only truly great Indiana Jones film. 001
Dave Turner @mrdaveturner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Christ. There’s been so many ads on Amazon before the film starts I’ve forgotten what I’ve put on. 060
Dave Turner @mrdaveturner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Wikipedia helpfully provide a map showing the cities, countries and continents in which there is dancing in the street #totp 093
Dave Turner @mrdaveturner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Oh no. They’ve put Peter in with the general population. #totp 030
Dave Turner @mrdaveturner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026“What we doing for the video for Angel, Madge?” “Ugh. Can we just stick a load of clips from previous videos together like an eighties sitcom?” #totp 020
Dave Turner @mrdaveturner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I mean… that Adam & The Ants video is just brilliant isn’t it? I remember my youngest saw it a few weeks ago on another show and was just “what the hell is this?” #totp 060
Dave Turner @mrdaveturner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I like how the guy’s dressed up nice to hold the canary’s double bass. #totp 020
Dave Turner @mrdaveturner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Julian Cope would not take those leather trousers off for the whole of the eighties #totp 120
Dave Turner @mrdaveturner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Sheena’s come as a fancy Enterprise security team member #totp 010
Dave Turner @mrdaveturner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Luke Haines coming along to bring everyone down #totp 000
Dave Turner @mrdaveturner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If they made Definitely Maybe and then split up, they’d be one of my favourite bands. But they just kept going. Jesus. #totp 060
Dave Turner @mrdaveturner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Not many people know this but Leonard Cohen co-wrote this with Sisqo #totp 110
Dave Turner @mrdaveturner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The ghost of a thousand wedding first dances drifts through the nation… #totp 021
Dave Turner @mrdaveturner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I’ve had an opinion about Indiana Jones. Why not read it? What else you gonna do on a Friday afternoon?open.substack.comIt's Not The Years, Honey. It's The Mileage.Raiders of the Lost Ark is the only truly great Indiana Jones film. 021
Dave Turner @mrdaveturner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Whenever my wife asks me to do something about the cats, I shall now reply, "The committee has no power in this matter". 080
Dave Turner @mrdaveturner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026“Thank you, but I don’t really use any of the other orbs I’ve been given. I mean, we have a room in the Vatican we call ‘the orb room’ where we put them all.” 350
Dave Turner @mrdaveturner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Finding this series a bit meh but I keep coming back for Chloe Petts knocking it out of the park. #taskmaster 270
Dave Turner @mrdaveturner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026When I was 12 I joined the school chess team and I was rubbish. Lost every game I played. Yesterday I decided to learn to play chess properly and, for the first time, I just beat an actual human being at it online! I even knew what to do with the little horsey. I just wanted to tell someone. 1240
Dave Turner @mrdaveturner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026BREAKING: Kirk Van Houten has pulled out of Ed Sheeran’s tour. 0101
Dave Turner @mrdaveturner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Glad I made the decision to have a great time watching Raiders of the Lost Ark at the cinema tonight rather than the unspeakable horror of Newcastle Utd. 090
Dave Turner @mrdaveturner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Taking the 17 year old to watch Raiders of the Lost Ark at the cinema tonight. He claims to have never seen it, though I’ve watched it loads of times since he was born. I feel I’ve failed as a father. 380
Dave Turner @mrdaveturner.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Things I was frightened of as a child: Clowns Spontaneous human combustion Quicksand Probing by aliens Male pattern baldness The unspeakable horror that lived in the attic 251
Dave Turner @mrdaveturner.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Pop Fact: Real Gone Kid by Deacon Blue is about Maria McKee. #totp 020
Dave Turner @mrdaveturner.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Didn’t Kylie coin the phrase Suicide Blonde? #totp 010
Dave Turner @mrdaveturner.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Ah. Gary Davies presenting. A safe pair of hands. Unlike Peter Powell. #totp 071
Dave Turner @mrdaveturner.bsky.social · 11/09/2026He seems to be singing “won’t you take me to A funky town” implying there is more than one funky town #totp 321
Dave Turner @mrdaveturner.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Have they ring fenced Peter off from everyone? #totp 020
Dave Turner @mrdaveturner.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Did some writing again. Have a read. Subscribe. Go on. I’ll be your best pal.open.substack.comSave Yourselves!The End of the World Will Not Be TikToked 021
Dave Turner @mrdaveturner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Made a donation to the RNLI. Imagine picking a fight with people who risk their lives to save others and thinking you're the good guys. Absolutely monstrous fuckers.rnli.orgDonate to the RNLI and help save lives at seaYour donations really make a difference. We depend on your generosity to educate people to stay safe and prevent tragedies on and offshore. Donate here. 0103
Dave Turner @mrdaveturner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Tiredness Level: Once again cried at the end of the "Luck of the Fryrish" episode of Futurama. 140
