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Dan Eyesout (Spooky Version) @danisaacs.bsky.social · 3h

Looking at local Powerball homes and saw this indoor swing/daybed thing Marie Antionette probably [redacted] in. 😂

A large, probably Marie Antionette's, porch swing looking daybed

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Dan Eyesout (Spooky Version) @danisaacs.bsky.social · 4h

probably not dishwasher safe, tho. would def hang it on wall, tho.

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Dan Eyesout (Spooky Version) @danisaacs.bsky.social · 5h

Fuck the Sexpest Browns, but holy fuck, two nonsense PI calls against the Browns, while Stillers get away with back to back obvious Pass Interference noncalls.

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Dan Eyesout (Spooky Version) @danisaacs.bsky.social · 5h

Travelling with Natalie while FLOTUS stays wherever she actually lives.

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Dan Eyesout (Spooky Version) @danisaacs.bsky.social · 5h

Dewand Jones remains a giant fucking human being

Dewand Jones, Buckeye and current Cleveland Brown Left Tackle.

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Dan Eyesout (Spooky Version) @danisaacs.bsky.social · 12h

Heavy Machinery is awesome, and only gets awesomer.👍

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Dan Eyesout (Spooky Version) @danisaacs.bsky.social · 12h

I do really like Genesis, so at least I can still be adjacent to @sheologian.bsky.social

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Dan Eyesout (Spooky Version) @danisaacs.bsky.social · 12h

The Pro-Palestinian cause she supports is not murdering Palestinian children and their families.🙄

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Dan Eyesout (Spooky Version) @danisaacs.bsky.social · 14h

lol, it's a nonsense word, doesn't mean anything. but it *sounds* vaguely Italian. 😁

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Dan Eyesout (Spooky Version) @danisaacs.bsky.social · 15h

New badges last month at work required new photos, RIP to 2007 me, we had a good coupla decades. ❤️

my old work badge, with photo taken in 2007.

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Dan Eyesout (Spooky Version) @danisaacs.bsky.social · 16h

#1 Combo FTW (just raw onion and chili for me)

A Tony Packo's #1 combo. A smol bowl of chili, mashed taters w gravy, and a Packo's dog with onion and chili (meat sauce) on a red/cream lace pattern table cover.

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Callum Isaac Moscovitch @callumisaac.art · 19h

NVIDIA CEO:

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Dan Eyesout (Spooky Version) @danisaacs.bsky.social · 16h

Hey dudes, there are sperm banks. You can get those genes into a a dozen or more new people, and get paid for it!

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Dan Eyesout (Spooky Version) @danisaacs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The War on Drugs, because the USA only knows one thing, was our most complete loss until Iran. Unless you see it for what it was, the defacto creation of a slave labor pool, then it was moderately successful.

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Dan Eyesout (Spooky Version) @danisaacs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I never got this, because the egg is useless until it's cooked, like I'm barely functional without my addy. This was way more prevalent, as part of the Just Say NO campaigns.

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Fried Egg: This Is Your Brain On Drugs

Alt: Fried Egg: This Is Your Brain On Drugs

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Dan Eyesout (Spooky Version) @danisaacs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

As a rule, avoid any insurance provider that advertises that much. The money they'll burn is yours.

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Dan Eyesout (Spooky Version) @danisaacs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Not gonna bid on this bc it's in a Fayetteville, and I don't like it enough to drive there, but damn I'd love an upside-down globe

A smol globe that has been mounted with Antarctica at the top.

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social

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Dan Eyesout (Spooky Version) @danisaacs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

scrambled egg, diced tomatoes, diced ham, chopped bacon

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Dan Eyesout (Spooky Version) @danisaacs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I want a Batman story in which Bruce Wayne's mom and dad convince Congress to ban leaded gas decades sooner, improving tens of millions of lives, and shifting the 1990's reduction in crime decades earlier to the 1960s.

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Dan Eyesout (Spooky Version) @danisaacs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

calling whatever is in that rubbermaid tub "art" is the only thing keeping a hazmat team away.

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Dan Eyesout (Spooky Version) @danisaacs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Onion Rings are decent, but yeah, McD's Crack Fries are light years better.

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Dan Eyesout (Spooky Version) @danisaacs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

On behalf of Ohio, we'll give ya the day. The other 364 are enough for us.

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Dan Eyesout (Spooky Version) @danisaacs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

But ur so much prettier when you smile [ducks]

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Dan Eyesout (Spooky Version) @danisaacs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

A reminder that this blatant stock manipulation tactic was illegal for decades until, you guessed it, Reagan in 1982.

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Dan Eyesout (Spooky Version) @danisaacs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

He chose his ex from his hometown, the title should be Choosin' Exes. The Texas tie-in is incidental. The song gets worse from there. But Pop Country songwriting is the bottom rung of sophistication, so expectations met.

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Dan Eyesout (Spooky Version) @danisaacs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

That time the still newlywed @sheologian.bsky.social and I saw Rufus Wainwright (Rufus the Rotund's namesake)

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Dan Eyesout (Spooky Version) @danisaacs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This is probably gonna be trash, but nice to see Bill Burr getting better(?) roles.

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Dan Eyesout (Spooky Version) @danisaacs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

JIC @sheologian.bsky.social decides to work on a PhD, as this would combine her two Masters degrees

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Dan Eyesout (Spooky Version) @danisaacs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Something about the Denver Bronco's stadium singing "Take me home" while sitting in view of their infantile mountains just ain't right.

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Dan Eyesout (Spooky Version) @danisaacs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Dang, looking at the NFL games and saw Indy was -3 TO and still won. That's gotta be rare, if it ever happened before.

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Dan Eyesout (Spooky Version) @danisaacs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Latest anti-Cooper ads in NC Sen race feature utterly insane claim that socialists will destroy notably socialist Medicaid.

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Man Bursts into Hilarious, Exaggerated Laugh

Alt: Man Bursts into Hilarious, Exaggerated Laugh

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Dan Eyesout (Spooky Version) @danisaacs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This perfectly summarizes my present Carrabba's carryout experience.

A Carrabba's Carside Carry-out sign for space #1 installed upside down

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Dan Eyesout (Spooky Version) @danisaacs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

There is one person's flesh I crave 😛♥️

Pause to reveal you medieval creature: Manticore: you eat humans

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Dan Eyesout (Spooky Version) @danisaacs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Hang on! Wordle 1,926 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Dan Eyesout (Spooky Version) @danisaacs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

VoterID as a poll tax is real, and it's no coincidence that when the GOP legislature here in NC passed it into law, they also closed a bunch of NCDMV locations, causing hours long lines that wouldn't even guarantee an appointment. Even if you tried, it could take several days.

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Trevor Noah: Ain't Nobody Got Time For That

Alt: Trevor Noah: Ain't Nobody Got Time For That bc I don't post Black Women gifs because it tends to perpetuate stereotypes.

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Dan Eyesout (Spooky Version) @danisaacs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I was 2 or 3yo in between the captains chairs in my dad's van, and my mom tossed the popcorn bowl on me when this happened

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Jaws: Great White Shark Attacks Boat

Alt: Jaws: Great White Shark Attacks Boat

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Dan Eyesout (Spooky Version) @danisaacs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Fidget Spinnering my way through this commercial break

a rapidly spinning fidget spinner on a wood floor

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Dan Eyesout (Spooky Version) @danisaacs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

4th TD for JJ, 2 more for career lead. Probably next week, since starters are probably done.

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