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🍐 Old. Disabled. Queer 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Filthy proshipper. Proud sicko. Anti censorship. No minors 🔞 No AI 🚫💚

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3 pears in a trench coat @robotpinemarten.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My Instagram algorithm is now filled with Hare Hare Yukai, Haruhi Suzumiya, and an infinite number of different Miku’s (because every Miku is canon) and it’s @pompompastel.bsky.social fault
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Men, stop telling women you denounce sexual assault and start telling your male friends.
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3 pears in a trench coat @robotpinemarten.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
House sitting behind his desk with a milkshake and a speech bubble below him implying he’s saying the quoted post
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Naniiebim _(:3」∠ )_ @naniiebim.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Super serious about this!!
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3 pears in a trench coat @robotpinemarten.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Had to go on Twitter because the trains were fucked and they don’t bother posting detailed live information on their websites. Saw a wheelchair user saying she hadn’t been able to get on four buses because of buggies in the wheelchair space
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3 pears in a trench coat @robotpinemarten.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I love apples transcriptions of voicemails
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"Good afternoon I'm calling from physiotherapy centre telephone number [redacted]

Please
can you give us a call on this number to book a follow-up appointment with Sue as he's requested to see you again thank you bye-bye School medicine
Should you put the doctor told you? Finally What do you think?
Because then you should contact the doctor...
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3 pears in a trench coat @robotpinemarten.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If anyone needs a window to their prison cell I’m your pear
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3 pears in a trench coat @robotpinemarten.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
MRI round 2. Last time they pointed to Izzy and said ‘Does that have any metal?’ I was tempted to say THAT is Mr. Hands, First Mate Hands, or God, as far as you're concerned.
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Terry Pratchett & Rob Wilkins @terryandrob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Join Rhianna Pratchett and Gabrielle Kent at 5pm on the 3rd October at Questival on the Wirral for a special conversation about Tiffany Aching’s Guide to Being a Witch, from finding Tiff’s voice to bringing together the wisdom of the witches of Discworld: questival.uk/products/del...
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The Witches of Discworld
Rhianna Pratchett and Gabrielle Kent discuss their collaboration on the Discworld tie-in bestseller, Tiffany Aching’s Guide to Being a Witch, following young Tiffany Aching's witchcraft journey and lessons learned from the Disc's greatest witches along the way! Expect talk of Feegles, fairies, and the magical influence
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ANNUAL HALLOWEEN REMINDER THAT ANYTHING WITH ACTIVATED CHARCOAL *WILL* FUCK WITH YOUR MEDICATIONS
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3 pears in a trench coat @robotpinemarten.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Aziraphale
A grey tshirt with ‘hold my halo...
i'm about to do unto others as they have done
unto me.’ Written on it
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Friz Frizzle @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🎶 Not to put too fine a point on it Clay is the form of Wallace and Gromit
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3 pears in a trench coat @robotpinemarten.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Cardboard Sign Says No Nope
Alt: Cardboard Sign Says No moving up to be seen from below the camera
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3 pears in a trench coat @robotpinemarten.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hope this comes in time for my next endoscopy in a few weeks
A white man wearing a white tshirt saying ‘idiopathic, from the Latin meaning we’re idiots cause we can’t figure out what’s causing it’
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Fyre @amuseoffyre.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What I find grimly fascinating in videos with PA activists is that they always need multiple policemen to surround and push around individual protesters. It reminds me of the vigil for Sarah Everard. Multiple police officers. One single person. And yet hooded masked men terrorising people? 🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗
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Cuco the cat 🏴‍☠️🐈‍⬛ @mrpancot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Idk how this cross on my mind but here, I feel he would look like this #OFMD #izzyhands
Digital draw of Izzy from our flag means death wearing the Ed clothes
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Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*blackadder theme* His head is bigger than a fence He breathes, and everything gets warmer His urge to trample represents A nation's nuclear war trauma Godzilla! Godzilla! The scourge of beast and man! Godzilla! Godzilla! He's flattening Japan!
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MJ 🏴‍☠️ @venusinpisces.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
happened to my friend Izzy Hands 😔
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3 pears in a trench coat @robotpinemarten.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Upstairs neighbours have been having a party for hours, it’s 1:40 and they still having shut up
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Peter Coles 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇮🇪 @telescoper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is your subscription to the Times really helping you?
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The top text reads, "TO ALL OF THE DOCTORS".

In the middle, an animated black cat with sharp white eyes stands facing forward with a defiant, angry expression while sticking its pink tongue out.

The bottom text reads, "THAT BRUSH ME OFF INSTEAD OF DOING THEIR JOBS".
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
CAPT. PICARD: there's no time for this, the planet's surface is too unstable! beam us aboard, then i will consider your team's request CHIEF O'BRIEN: what's to consider? engineering department gets a full hour for lunch, or you die CAPT. PICARD: well i don't think it would set a very good precedent
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Irene 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @irenesings.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
MEN ARE THE PROBLEM MEN ARE THE PROBLEM MEN ARE THE PROBLEM MEN ARE THE PROBLEM MEN ARE THE PROBLEM MEN ARE THE PROBLEM MEN ARE THE PROBLEM MEN ARE THE PROBLEM MEN ARE THE PROBLEM MEN ARE THE PROBLEM MEN ARE THE PROBLEM MEN ARE THE PROBLEM MEN ARE THE PROBLEM MEN ARE THE PROBLEM MEN ARE THE PROBLEM
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jude paw picture diary 🥪 @judepaw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
perverts are your friends and your allies
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The Elder Memes @theeldermemes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
trans rights are human rights and if you disagree you're a crusty little bitch
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Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The British Opinion Columnists make sense when you realise they're a clique of Year 10 girls who've all decided to call Kelly From Maths a bitch and a crybaby and a virgin and a slag until she leaves school (one way or the other), except they're 55.
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ireland is facing pressure for not cancelling their match with Israel. They shouldn't have to face this pressure, Israel should be banned, Russia have been banned for 4.5 years. Why aren't Israel banned?
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 26/09/2026
"I created a machine that can create photos of anyone naked." "That's awful." "Oh now it's making your electricity bill higher." "Wait what?" "Also it will take your job from you. Don't you love it?" "No." "There's a chance it might kill everyone." "Okay."
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Naniiebim _(:3」∠ )_ @naniiebim.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Does anyone tabling in aa at london mcm who knows me have a spare pass? Ive been trying to get one for my friend who usually comes with us, but the organiser is flat out not answering emails. We can pay for it.
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3 pears in a trench coat @robotpinemarten.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s always ‘I respect people’s pronouns’ until someone uses It
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
three-panel comic strip featuring characters from The Simpsons.

In the top panel, Homer Simpson wears a red hat and says, "UNLIKE YOU, I'M NOT SCARED OF WORDS."

In the middle panel, Marge Simpson leans forward with wide eyes and speaks a single word: "HALAL."

In the bottom panel, Homer Simpson, now wearing a red MAGA-style hat, recoils in horror next to Marge, Bart, and Lisa, captioned "(SCREAMS)".
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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3 pears in a trench coat @robotpinemarten.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
New Cooper pic just dropped 🐶
Con O’Neills grey, brown and black terrier Cooper snuggled up on Con’s lap with his eyes closed looking very content with Con’s hand on Coopers head and text saying ‘my very favourite place’
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3 pears in a trench coat @robotpinemarten.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Fat bear week
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
why are so many ferengi verified on twitter
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The Green Party of England & Wales @greenparty.org.uk · 23/09/2026
“To think that the right to access health and care for some people in this country is now up for debate is unthinkable.” Anthony Slaughter introduces a debate in the Senedd on the pause in gender-affirming surgeries and its impact on Wales’ trans community.
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Meg Adams (ArtbyMoga) @artbymoga.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Every cent of the monetization of this comic will be donated directly to Doctors Without Borders. www.doctorswithoutborders.org
We need to be radicalized by what is going on. Free Congo. Free Sudan. Free Palestine. Genocide is happening. Educate yourself. Donate. Vote. Share.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL BI VISIBILITY DAY
cover of NOT POUNDED BY BI ERASURE BECAUSE MY CURRENT HETERO-PRESENTING RELATIONSHIP DOES NOT INVALIDATE MY QUEERNESS featuring a ladybuck in a red suit lookin over at a VERY ANGRY sentient eraser they are on a long street with lush green plants on either side
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3 pears in a trench coat @robotpinemarten.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Are those of us with split attraction semi visible? As a bi aroace am I semitransparent?
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Anisa (and Onil) @ayashitetsuko.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dance with me. — Onil
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see Sarah, the protagonist, next to a stick figure labeled “AI”. The stick figure says, “my outputs look just like yours now.”
The second panel zooms in on Sarah’s face. Above her we see text reading “I think”.
The third panel zooms in closer on Sarah’s face. Text above her reads “you missed”.
The fourth panel shows Sarah drawing happily in a sunlit room. The text above her reads “the point”.
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Sleepyskele-They find each other in every Universe @sleepyskele.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ALL OF THEM all the multiverses, WORMS! #go3 #goodomens
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DerkHerkenbersh @dochackenbush.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Warm up doodle for #FatBearWeek #art
Doodle of a fat bear 

Photo of the same fat bear.
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The Ineffable Con 😇🥂😈 | AntichristMAS 12.12 @theineffablecon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We're delighted to share TIC 7 raised an ineffable £28,434.27, meaning TIC events have raised £101,229.61 for @alzheimersresearchuk.org since October 2019! But we're not finished yet - we've got Earth's Birthday raffle and AntichristMAS! Check out our latest mailshot: eomail4.com/web-version?...
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TIC 7, Earth's Birthday raffle and AntichristMAS
You don't get rid of us that easily...
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A close-up photograph of Mitch McConnell looking forward with a tight-lipped expression while seated behind a microphone. White text overlaid on the lower half of the image reads: "After seeing Mitch McConnell alive... I'm even more convinced that he's dead."
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Sean Chiplock 🟡 🔜 Animate! Philadelphia (Pennsylvania) @sonicmega.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Papyrus after catching a human: youtu.be/rhjQ_9_cjkY
youtu.be
DO YOU REMEMBER
YouTube video by BagelBoy
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Helen Day @lbflyawayhome.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The mastery of artist Harry Wingfield. ‘Peas’ (Yes, it is a painting - from Fifth Picture Book, 1973)
A photo realistic illustration close-up of some pea pods on a white table. Some pods are split with the garden peas already shelled. 
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 20/09/2026
FAT BEAR WEEK
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Star Swallow ✨🐦‍⬛♠️ @starswallow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Only $5??? To get something touched by an angel, I mean, Con? Go! Donate!
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South Downs National Park @southdownsnp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ever wondered what a turtle dove sounds like? 🔊 Its distinctive, gentle purring call, often heard as “turr turr”, is actually where the bird gets its name. Find out about how we're helping this iconic species recover in the National Park: buff.ly/RDYtcyw 💚
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