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idk |🏴‍☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈

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🔞🍋🌿ξ๑ˊ ꈊˋ๑Ҙ🌿🍋🔞 | Comms Closed @sourgoat.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
2022 - - - Trio
Drawing bust of the characters from left to right Fang, Izzy, and Ivan.
Fang and Ivan are glancing towards the viewer while Izzy in the middle is lighting cigarette, hand cupping to keep the flame from being snuffed out.

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🔞🍋🌿ξ๑ˊ ꈊˋ๑Ҙ🌿🍋🔞 | Comms Closed @sourgoat.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
2022 - - - Getting dressed
Izzy hands tying up his sleeve, pulling with his teeth and other hand.

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idk |🏴‍☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈 @blowupchickens.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The edizzy x iwtv crossover dreams I have are mad Edizzy(+) as the NOLA vamps staying with the Paris coven Izzy punished by coven w/ amp of his other leg, mad @ Ed for not making him a companion before Ed obv kills himself (now Izzy can't cos not got enough blood or a way to raise a fledgling)
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grey @edskrakenera.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
transmascs are so hot and attractive and we as a society need to accept that
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Izzy Hands.
Screenshot of a calendar listed with tasks: "beat a dead horse, push someone's buttons, skate on thin ice, put in my 2 cents, knock it till I try it, address the elephant in the room"
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idk |🏴‍☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈 @blowupchickens.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
End of the night, roaring out the old traditional "Show me the way to go home! I'm tired & I want to go to bed! I had a little drink about an hour ago, & it's gone right to my head!" & finding out its over 100 years old lmao. Some thing never change
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idk |🏴‍☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈 @blowupchickens.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I love how deeply Edizzy are entwined, where they can be shipped separately with other characters all day long, but in the background there's always *them*, past, present or future They've been together so long they're part of each other They are inevitable, sorry
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WaywardAF 💚♠️🦄🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @waywardaf.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
A shot of Izzy Hands leaning against the interior of the Revenge with a white speech bubble
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idk |🏴‍☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈 @blowupchickens.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Lads will be lads
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idk |🏴‍☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈 @blowupchickens.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It's satisfying to be asked for ID & for the person to quickly backtrack as soon as you speak I may look like a twink from hell but I sound like a tired mid-thirties man who just wants his beer & chicken kiev ty
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idk |🏴‍☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈 @blowupchickens.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The range of Edizzy public displays of affection: ○ Undetectable. That's a weird intense guy & his weird intense boss ○ Detectable only if you have an eye for freak shit & a background knowledge of bdsm dynamics ○ They have their tongues down each other's throat. This may become a blow job. DNI
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Sera! @seraphknights.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
ofmd s1 I miss you... ofmd s1 come back to me...
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idk |🏴‍☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈 @blowupchickens.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Izzy Hands is so fascinating that all the shit that was/is wrong with him could've been SO much more interestingly resolved, instead of just beating the life out of him. See Izzy & Lucius' relationship, perf for easy character & relationship development but nah. Just gratuitous violence Fuck s2 tho
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idk |🏴‍☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈 @blowupchickens.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Ed who wants to fuck Izzy but dare not phrase the proposition any way but jokey Izzy who wants to fuck Ed but could never dare take him seriously Ad infinitum
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grey @edskrakenera.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
the crew secretly bringing a relationship counselor aboard saying it’s just a regular workplace counselor and all the ships have them for crew to complain to. edizzy are several shared sessions in before the therapist realizes they’re not married and edizzy discover they’re in marriage counseling
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idk |🏴‍☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈 @blowupchickens.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Super in the mood for post ofmd s1 penance-paying Izzy. On a short leash, ordered to be on his best behaviour & fucked off, with a side order of the crew winding him up about it
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idk |🏴‍☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈 @blowupchickens.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
the more iwtv Santiago scenes I rewatch, the more I fall in love with him Dramatic, seemingly self-assured, kinda pathetic minor villain? Sign me up
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idk |🏴‍☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈 @blowupchickens.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
my sister often & loudly decrying our cat as "selfish, rude, ignorant!" & so forth is such a Lestat @ Claudia moment, even though it's way more apparent my sister adores the cat lol
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idk |🏴‍☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈 @blowupchickens.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Watching old Taskmaster & John Robins on s17 reminds me somehow of a sly & lowkey mutinous First Mate you've got to keep an eye on Good craic though
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idk |🏴‍☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈 @blowupchickens.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Ofmd s2, beating 7 shades of shit out of a 'morally grey' character & then being like, "He’s a good guy now!! We fixed him!!" is SO fucking problematic & fucking BORING, god Then to not redeem his torturer, your leading man lmao What a pile of shite that season was, js
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idk |🏴‍☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈 @blowupchickens.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Izzy Hands is so cute & sexy & full of issues & never did a thing wrong in his life
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idk |🏴‍☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈 @blowupchickens.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The divide between the people who like The Vampire Lestat (TV) & those who hate it does remind me of the ofmd fandom, but TVL is leagues ahead of ofmd s2 in every metric
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idk |🏴‍☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈 @blowupchickens.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Both Louis & Lestat love a good public park
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idk |🏴‍☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈 @blowupchickens.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Armand not seeing power play between Claudia & Louis & being confused. Saying they're as boring as mortal American tourists lol. The Maître, esp @ Louis. Armand is most D/s dude, unfortunately probably for the worst reasons
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idk |🏴‍☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈 @blowupchickens.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Despite being back & forth to end of IWTV s1, ik my sister will be a Loustat shipper through & through by the end of s2
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idk |🏴‍☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈 @blowupchickens.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
TV show Lestat absolutely has borderline personality disorder
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grey @edskrakenera.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
i think ed would be fine free use sharing izzy w the crew bc of how obviously izzy always reacts more intensely to him/his presence than the rest of the crew and it’s an immense ego boost
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🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I wouldn't take it personal. It's just that they don't like ye. Or the way that ye do things.
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idk |🏴‍☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈 @blowupchickens.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Daniel is the best character in IWTV Is that a mainstream take idk
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Star Swallow ✨🐦‍⬛♠️ @starswallow.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The smile being a rictus & not even remotely reaching his eyes...Con O'Neill you should have gotten an Emmy.
Color screen grab of Izzy Hands not so much smiling as baring his teeth.
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Sera! @seraphknights.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
me when I'm definitely okay and happy with a situation
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idk |🏴‍☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈 @blowupchickens.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
*mute account* 😊
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idk |🏴‍☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈 @blowupchickens.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The countries who have as many or imperceptibly fewer [colonial +] crimes than the UK - many of them WAY more recent or ongoing - who bang on abt Britain being some overarching evil can fuck off Sick of hearing colonial powers & active war criminals pretend they're virtuous cos Britain exists tbh
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idk |🏴‍☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈 @blowupchickens.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Idk if in supposed to tag s1 IWTV spoilers so this will have to do Lestat caught way too much flak for turning Claudia & too much flak for not trying to turn Claudia's little dead boyfriend that she killed Kind of in general, fuck off, Claudia (& I expect she will). Not a big fan of kids ig
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idk |🏴‍☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈 @blowupchickens.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Lestat was my bias & I shipped Lestat & Louis so hard when I was but a boy Also I hated Armand Not decided what I think yet years later & watching the TV show but I was deffo a stupid kid
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Penemue - Doodle Demon @penemuesquill.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Izzy Canyon is like being in a very chill mosh pit where everyone has good hygiene. And we're all on our phones while it's happening. Just meandering around and bumping into each other. Starting up little conversations each time. Neat.
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idk |🏴‍☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈 @blowupchickens.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
starting the Interview With The Vampire show like I didn't devote too much of my early teendom to those books in a somewhat damaging, obsessive kinda way
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idk |🏴‍☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈 @blowupchickens.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I have A type
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idk |🏴‍☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈 @blowupchickens.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Ed putting Izzy in a halti/headcollar leash so Izzy's full attention can be redirected back to Ed if Ed ever thinks his eyes are wandering 💜
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Mr Buttons 🏴‍☠️🤡 soft clowning era. I wrote a fic, once 🏴‍☠️ @mrbuttons284266.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Thinking about Ed Teach's bum knee, the cringe-fail rope swing in episode 4, and how Izzy likely set up the flying fuckeries so Ed could actively participate in the raids in a fun way, because EdIzzy is real.
Still from The Art of Fuckery with Ed Teach dangling from a rope harness on the deck of The Revenge.
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idk |🏴‍☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈 @blowupchickens.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Keep dreaming about t-dick recently. Guess my subconscious wants to fuck a trans lad. There's worse ways to pass the time
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idk |🏴‍☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈 @blowupchickens.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
got a 2 song Calico Jack playlist & the most recent one starts "So I fucked your sister, Tried it on with your mother, Kicked the shit out of your brother, But darling, I've always loved you~" Which really somehow really feels on point (love song #666 by urban voodoo machine)
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Sera! @seraphknights.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
tbh i always thought "don't speak ill of the dead" was funeral etiquette, like "don't go to a funeral and then tell everyone you never liked the guy", not "you can't acknowledge facts about a dead public figure if they're not flattering".
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idk |🏴‍☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈 @blowupchickens.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Does Izzy Hands say he doesn't give a fuck about football (but secretly starts to pay a bit of attention when England aren't doing too bad) Or is he in an England shirt with a beer & a tiny flag Idk
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idk |🏴‍☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈 @blowupchickens.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I literally could not give a fuck about EdStede. Gentlebeard. Whoever
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idk |🏴‍☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈 @blowupchickens.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Izzy is a (Ed's) dog & I love wolf Ed but imo Ed's a big cat. Something maned & mysterious, also a big silly kitty, also a total psychopath (but like, casual with it) Their love languages shouldn't rly match & there's room for misunderstanding, but they're in love & besties & not to be fucked with
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idk |🏴‍☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈 @blowupchickens.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Ed walking past Izzy on deck, pausing to surreptitiously lick a long stripe up his neck from behind, just to see Izzy freeze like a prey animal (& get so hard so fast he nearly passes out)
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grey @edskrakenera.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
i do want to stress that i think izzy is a mean, emotionally constipated, failgay who chooses mess in s1. i just think it with affection and love in my heart
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MariWho @mariwho.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Reblogging some #OFMD Edizzy fanart for @disastershipblonde.bsky.social - first is by @sickamore2012.bsky.social
First of a set of 2 OFMD fanarts by Sickamore. Ed and Izzy are sitting next to each other against a lavender background, both dressed in all black. Ed's hair is down, flowing over his shoulders, and his eyes and chin are shaded in black; he is wearing a cropped shirt, black pants with a shiny black belt buckle, and a black collar or cravat around his throat, and he is smiling affectionately at Izzy.  Izzy is wearing his usual outfit of black blouse, trousers, and vest, with a row of shiny steel buttons down the front, and a spiked collar, and is glaring and pointing intimidatingly at someone offscreen.Second of a set of two OFMD fanarts by Sickamore, this is Ed and Izzy in the same image, but seen from behind. Both men are wearing all black, Izzy in long sleeves and Ed short-sleeved, displaying his tattoos. Izzy is wearing a spiked collar and from this angle we can see the attached purple leash, extending down to where Ed is holding it behind them.
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idk |🏴‍☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈 @blowupchickens.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I hope next door appreciates the lack of weed smoking in my garden during the day time, cos it would deffo help putting up with their whinging fucking kids
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