Reposted by Kelly CornaxStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 26/09/2026 115131
Reposted by Kelly CornaxRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal and his government has committed genocide in Gaza. The United States should stop all military assistance to Israel. Saying this is not antisemitic. (I’m Jewish, by the way.) 28984552235
Reposted by Kelly CornaxLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 18/11/2023[Someone I don’t recognize is at the gym] Who’s this fucking guy? [Someone I see every day is there] This fucking guy again. 645154
Reposted by Kelly CornaxSolomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 24/09/2026lol lol lol lol lol lol lol 913437925
Reposted by Kelly Cornaxcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 24/09/2026found a new type of guy 2103686415
Reposted by Kelly Cornaxdarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026every day it seems a brand new sentence is written to describe the state of the world 531780342
Reposted by Kelly CornaxJanel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 24/09/2026for the record, it’s drawing this information from a chart that displays the correct weights, but the information was scrambled in the lower intestine of an LLM and sharted out onto the AI overview 2431
Reposted by Kelly CornaxJanel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 24/09/2026[googling stuff in 2011] this is fine, I guess, but I wish I had to scroll past bad information regurgitated by a robot to find anything useful 59915
Reposted by Kelly CornaxChris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Someone needs to explain to Trump that the worse Republicans do in the midterms, the better it looks for him. Just goes to show the party is utterly lost without him on the ballot! He’s literally the only Republican who has the juice. (Natalie, if you see this, please print and share.) 702513277
Reposted by Kelly CornaxRyan W. Mead @rwmead.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Related: @johnmoe.bsky.social’s fantastic “Peppermint Jethro” piece, probably one of the best pieces of writing on the other Patty and why she became the other Patty in the first place:mcsweeneys.netA Letter to Charles Schulz from Patty, Not Peppermint Patty, the Original Patty“Imagine if ‘The Beverly Hillbillies,’ a very popular and successful television show, already had Jethro and then introduced a character called Peppermint Je... 031
Reposted by Kelly CornaxLuiza Jarovsky, PhD @luizajarovsky.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Norwegian humor is on another level. Here's how the Norwegian Consumer Council explained @doctorow.pluralistic.net's concept of 'enshittification': 4384196
Reposted by Kelly CornaxMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 22/09/2026IT IS TIME. buff.ly/pykYN6fbuff.lyIt’s Decorative Gourd Season, MotherfuckersFor the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads. 6449188
Reposted by Kelly CornaxKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I wish there were a single sentence that could simultaneously encapsulate and explain every single problem we have in modern society. 392521498
Reposted by Kelly CornaxGianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out 395209333476
Reposted by Kelly CornaxEoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026You’re right—that plane shouldn’t have gone there. That’s my fault, and I should have made sure there wasn’t a terminal in the landing path. Would you like me to call emergency services, or assist with lining up takeoffs? 26082461642
Reposted by Kelly CornaxRick Caruso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I just think it’s strange that all the gambling companies have ads with athletes and celebrities instead of featuring all their users who have become millionaires betting, very strange indeed 754523775
Reposted by Kelly CornaxChris Adamson @invalidname.me · 19/09/2026The Ford app just added AI. This is the greatest thing ever. 382315427
Reposted by Kelly CornaxJenny 😷🇵🇸🔻🏳️⚧️☭ @truthaddictvt@masto.ai @truthaddictvt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026A lot of cis "allies" seem to think we're overreacting to Talarico. This is why it's hitting many of us so hard. Like yeah he's not overtly calling me a man like some other trans-excluding Dems, but it's part of a pattern, and he's a flagship candidate whose lead a lot of people will follow. 920647
Reposted by Kelly CornaxJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 17/09/2026What is this, if not an example of an apartheid system operating 222293
Kelly Cornax @cornax.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Absolutely delightful story 🥹mlb.com'Go be great': Mo'ne Davis supports former Little League teammate BanduraST. LOUIS -- More than a decade before Scott Bandura reached the Major Leagues, Mo’ne Davis was there alongside him. So when Bandura finally got there, Davis wanted to be there again. 000
Reposted by Kelly CornaxSkellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 01/11/2025You can pry the Oxford Comma from my cold, dead, and third adjective hands. 4397118
Reposted by Kelly CornaxLuca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Mr. Bubz is still one of my favourites 😂🤣 youtube.com/shorts/QQNL8... 1837552
Reposted by Kelly CornaxImani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 14/09/2026"Good luck in the camps," head ass centrist ding dongs. Christ, what is wrong with you. Instead of going to yell at Talarico for being a bitch ass post-primary flip flopper on trans rights, you're gleefully screeching at trans people. Enough already. Fix your broken hearts. 435943
Reposted by Kelly Cornaxmike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026kudos to macklemore here for —right off the bat— the perspective and acknowledgment of who the real victims are 3438081138
Reposted by Kelly CornaxOliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 14/09/2026if you give up your morality in pursuit of power why the fuck should i trust you in power 1722249
Kelly Cornax @cornax.bsky.social · 14/09/2026When a character in the book I’m reading is also reading a bookstatic.klipy.comLeonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'Alt: Leonardo DiCaprio points at himself on screen 010
Reposted by Kelly CornaxHolly Hoye 🇨🇦 @hollyhoye.bsky.social · 09/09/2026If we aren’t doing this everywhere, what are we even doing? Annual Toronto dog swim before they close down the outdoor pools for the season: 501401469
Reposted by Kelly Cornax@ratlimit @ratlimit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I think this was ultimately the right move. 04489396
Reposted by Kelly CornaxBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026(concerned reporter voice, talking to candidate) What is your message to stupid jerks who will never vote for you 213614579
Reposted by Kelly CornaxThe Gay Tennis Podcast @thegaytennispod.bsky.social · 13/09/2026🏳️🌈🎾What a moment during the Tulln Challenger trophy ceremony🎾🏳️🌈 Mika Brunold thanks Joao Lucas Reis for being an inspiration and says both of them can help others struggling with their sexuality. Mika beat Joao 64 63 to win his first challenger title! 411135
Reposted by Kelly CornaxSean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 19/03/2026A twenty-something complimented by messenger bag and said she was glad they’re making a comeback, and I just nodded like I haven’t been using this same bag continuously for 20 years. 6784
Reposted by Kelly CornaxTanya. @tanyaduncan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I’m not reading all that because I don’t care. Literally the most surprising bit? He’s married. 251
Reposted by Kelly CornaxErin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 12/09/2026The vitriol directed at me and other members of the trans community for having the audacity to declare our votes are not to be taken for granted. By cisgender people who otherwise have called themselves allies. I wish it weren’t so utterly predictable. 1745060691
Reposted by Kelly CornaxBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I’m the guy who goes into every news story about a poll and says “33% still support him?!?!😡😡😡😡” and I think my fresh perspective really makes people think 2566927
Reposted by Kelly CornaxRay @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 10/09/2026You want me to know something like the back of my hand? That thing that's always behind my phone? I'm not even sure what color it is. 2151
Reposted by Kelly CornaxChris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 09/09/2026There’s such an easy answer to this “gotcha” question and it’s “Sports are inherently unsafe and unfair and it’s ridiculous to single out trans athletes when we allow 150 pound linebackers to go up against 260 pound linemen in freshman football on a daily basis. Let kids play with their friends.” 12561131622
Reposted by Kelly CornaxRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Initially I was frustrated with the rise of self-checkout but I appreciated how stores passed the savings on to me rather than pocket the money, fire armies of workers & make me do a job I suck at. It’s also why I’m optimistic about AI! I have been kicked in the head by several horses. 653999786
Reposted by Kelly CornaxJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Sticker inspired by this joke from my new hour which I have spoiled slightly by doing it on tv already. 41148
Reposted by Kelly CornaxStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 12/04/2026 1547165
Reposted by Kelly Cornaxsky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 04/08/2023hey, I just met Zeus and this is crazy but he's a swan and I'm having babies 161589403
![“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.
Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.
Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hkxtqxfvk4xh2roqbkebmoiq/bafkreid675pobhckre5wbkxub5qfu3vaxbls7mpuhlcidhvbbrjw6iua2e)
![[Snapchat photo from a cashier's perspective of a man at a checkout counter. He is wearing a white t-shirt featuring a parody of Andrew Card whispering to George W. Bush, with Bush's face replaced by Ed Sheeran. Text on the shirt reads:]
SIR ANOTHER BAND
HAS QUIT THE TOUR
[Text banner overlaid across the center:]
this dude came into my work today 😭](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreifqerayc7q6odbgmdonyq7jhzqvnvb27bifwajuxqdwsyygtb7hji)
