Reposted by Tanya.Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 9hSet record for longest serving GOP Speaker of the House✅ Went to prison for sexually abusing teenage boys✅ Highest ranking elected U.S. official to serve a prison sentence✅ Would love to see that last record broken soon🌅🇺🇸 171068142
Reposted by Tanya.Sewzinski @sewzinski.bsky.social · 9hI can see you trying to draw parallels to this German Romanticist artist Caspar David Friedrich painting, And it makes me ill. 3346
Tanya. @tanyaduncan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026“Look, my husband is absolutely a lying, cheating, piece of shit, but you clearly haven’t considered that I am also a terrible person.” 191
Reposted by Tanya.Andrew D Thaler @drandrewthaler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Show creator Sherwood Schwartz commented in his memoir that there is always a subset of people who will believe everything they see. I think about that a lot. 517648
Reposted by Tanya.Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 08/02/2026I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds. 268196316040
Reposted by Tanya.ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap 147107132305
Tanya. @tanyaduncan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Hot tip: if you are getting aggressively repetitive ads for a particular product, see if there’s a cheaper option. For example, I can get what appears to be identical to the leather punch that’s EVERYWHERE on my social media right now at Fire Mountain for less than half the cost. 1122
Reposted by Tanya.frankenstonk's monster @stonkers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026welcome to 31 days of haunted shenanigans at the museum, a thread! through october i’m going to post one spooky object a day from the museum’s collection ⚰️🪦🎃 17014
Tanya. @tanyaduncan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I’m enjoying the fact that his rallies are being held at high schools now and not Arenas. Still too big, but progress. 040
Reposted by Tanya.jenni @msjennimiller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026you think you can bargain with a little cat and just give her a taste of ice cream? you fool. you rube. that ice cream is hers. 0202
Tanya. @tanyaduncan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’m gonna have a heart attack and die from this surprise. 280
Tanya. @tanyaduncan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It’s interesting- the statement “I can hold your hand” is a confident offer, whereas “Do you want me to hold your hand?” requires Silwa to be vulnerable, and might even come off as mocking. 10/10 1101
Reposted by Tanya.Sewzinski @sewzinski.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I don’t know what kind of gourd sicko you are. What if you want to sleep on a bed of pumpkins? I don’t judge. I can help you reach your pumpkin dreams. www.spoonflower.com/en/home-deco... 53017
Reposted by Tanya.Stephen Monteith, World's Greatest Secret Author @stephens.website · 02/10/2026Roberts: Well, you know I've always tried to separate romance and violence in my work. Shelley: Yes, and I've never understood that. Nothing more romantic than someone who literally wants to cut your heart out. Right, Percy? Percy Shelley: Yes, dear. 1101
Reposted by Tanya.Andy, the Maintainer @spreadsheetmonkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Two men who would definitely advise maximum security for your crypt, sorry crypto, vault 091
Reposted by Tanya.V.S. McGrath/Vicki Essex @vsmcgrath.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Why does this gif make me hornystatic.klipy.comDavid Tennant: Books Are The Best WeaponALT: David Tennant: Books Are The Best Weapon 062
Reposted by Tanya.Artologica aka Michele Banks @artologica.net · 01/10/2026Does she need to do laundry,or do they need to hire an editor? 68410
Tanya. @tanyaduncan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026🎶This is gonna do THAT because we are building a three-dimensional objeeeeect!!🎶 is a thing I just sang to my dogs, if you’re wondering how things are going. 180
Tanya. @tanyaduncan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Somehow I got on a “this person wants your unsolicited advice about her projects” list and…No. I do not. (Unless we are Mutuals.) 050
Reposted by Tanya.strawbaby jam @notstrawbabyjam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026self harm but it’s just having empathy with no boundaries 56114
Tanya. @tanyaduncan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Don’t buy yogurt that has a code for you to enter into a website so that the yogurt people will give the pink-ribbon people some change so they can pay their marketing staff more. Suggestions below! 01718
Tanya. @tanyaduncan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Today I’m washing a few vintage quilts and I am NERVOUS.I didn’t know the maker,but it’s all hand-done and I’d hate to destroy it. 😬😬😬. The odor in my laundry room/kitchen right now is bad. It’s the smell of freshly-wet dust and long-dead pets and old books that haven’t been cared for. 2170
Tanya. @tanyaduncan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“Why am I getting sick all the time? COVID fucked your immune system. “Where is my energy?” COVID stole it. “Why do I have grey hair now??” Ok that one is probably just the passage of time. Sorry. 2166
Reposted by Tanya.Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026of COURSE newsom is pro pervert glasses lol like please be less predictable sir 81211284
Tanya. @tanyaduncan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My spouse just sent me an article about 15 “local” quilt shops. The one I work at wasn’t in the article. Therefore, the only logical conclusion is that he thinks I should buy more fabric. I’m suspicious. What the hell did he buy??? 1210
Reposted by Tanya.Jillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Add in the private mercenary army of radicalized incompetents, and it doesn't look great, does it. 181
Reposted by Tanya.Jillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Gee, what with them blowing through all the armaments and cutting all the experienced personnel, it's almost like they want to leave us wide open to attacks. From which they themselves will be protected, since they're apparently adding turrets and drones to every Washington building. 5253
Tanya. @tanyaduncan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Dating a virgin is vastly preferable to dating a guy who insists on doing a thing you hate because his last gf loved it. 090
Reposted by Tanya.saraofwhimsy @saraofwhimsy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I would prefer to pretend no winter holidays exist till after Halloween, but that doesn't give me enough time, so here I am! There will be some ghost ornaments though. They will be wearing elf hats. 3172
Reposted by Tanya.saraofwhimsy @saraofwhimsy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The bizarre thing about crafting for holidays is that I am wearing a Halloween shirt and putting up a Christmas tree in the craft room so I have a place to put ornaments as I work on them. 2142
Tanya. @tanyaduncan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Please enjoy 30 seconds of birds. I don’t live in an aviary, and yet. 3135
Reposted by Tanya.c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 01/10/2026You've seen fireworks that look like jellyfish, but what about a jellyfish that looks like fireworks? The E/V Nautilus filmed this rare Halitrephes maasi jellyfish glowing like a firework at a depth of 4,019 feet (1,225 meters) off the coast of Baja California, Mexico. (📷: Ocean Exploration Trust) 8648481470
Tanya. @tanyaduncan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I saw 2 raccoons at 10 in the morning yesterday, which was odd, but a few minutes later I heard a chainsaw so that explains that. These lil guys usually visit the pond at night- I get wet footprints on the porch in the morning. This is why I can’t have plants or fish in the pond. Assholes. 0130
Reposted by Tanya.Jane Roe Has Hope - Pro-choice Adoptee @janeroehopeful.bsky.social · 30/09/2026So yeah. If he’s got Bannon’s endorsement, something is very, very wrong. 54321
Reposted by Tanya.Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 01/10/2026Going to be honest this might be my favourite headline of the AI bubble 341297218
Reposted by Tanya.Robert "The Bobby Yaga" McNees @mcnees.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Never been what you’d call a super solid dog. Not a lot of structural integrity. Melts more than you’d expect. 529826
Reposted by Tanya.Robert "The Bobby Yaga" McNees @mcnees.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This guy. Turning seven. 1432
Tanya. @tanyaduncan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Boy howdy,there’s nothing like having a waitress say, “Separate checks then?” at the end of the meal.Just SAY you think one of us could do better.Damn. (Dinner with my spouse of 22 years.He was in Business Casual work clothes;I was dressed as an amorphous blob of comfy fabric. Also I ordered beer.) 1100
Tanya. @tanyaduncan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I need to have a chat with “late night Me”. What the fuck was she planning to sew, by leaving a note, “octopus! But BETTER!”??? I know. An octopus. But better. BETTER HOW, BITCH??? 4201
Tanya. @tanyaduncan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My local grocery store put alcohol behind glass “to prevent theft”, except for wine and buzz balls. Don’t try to tell me this shit isn’t marketed to kids. 🤢 080
Tanya. @tanyaduncan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026By 50 you should have a cryptic catchphrase that gets you out of trouble with your BF. I recommend, “Fucking Stockholm.” or “I see your point but remember Fiji?”. 080
Reposted by Tanya.John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 29/09/2026Ice Cream is absolutely lunch, it gives the body essential carrageenans and guar gums 4260531