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Tanya.

@tanyaduncan.bsky.social
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Quilting, jewelry, maker-of-things. She/her. Disabled but only on the inside. Intent on polluting the shades of Pemberly. I don’t know how many ways I can tell ya’ll that I’m not a writer. Seriously. I wish I were.

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 9h
Set record for longest serving GOP Speaker of the House✅ Went to prison for sexually abusing teenage boys✅ Highest ranking elected U.S. official to serve a prison sentence✅ Would love to see that last record broken soon🌅🇺🇸
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Sewzinski @sewzinski.bsky.social · 9h
I can see you trying to draw parallels to this German Romanticist artist Caspar David Friedrich painting, And it makes me ill.
“Wanderer Above the Sea of Fog 

“The painting has been interpreted as an emblem of self-reflection or contemplation of life's path, and the landscape is considered to evoke the sublime.”

Man stands overlooking the landscape by himself.
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 23h
bobcat in a box
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Tanya. @tanyaduncan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Look, my husband is absolutely a lying, cheating, piece of shit, but you clearly haven’t considered that I am also a terrible person.”
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Andrew D Thaler @drandrewthaler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Show creator Sherwood Schwartz commented in his memoir that there is always a subset of people who will believe everything they see. I think about that a lot.
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Someone tweets "gotd - How the fuck can there be anti
vaccine "witches?"

If you disagree with binding an invisible malignant entity into a single drop of potin that seals a subject's blood against the full force of that very same entity's curse then you are not and can never be a witch you're just a karen who buys rocks"
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Tanya. @tanyaduncan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hot tip: if you are getting aggressively repetitive ads for a particular product, see if there’s a cheaper option. For example, I can get what appears to be identical to the leather punch that’s EVERYWHERE on my social media right now at Fire Mountain for less than half the cost.
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frankenstonk's monster @stonkers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
welcome to 31 days of haunted shenanigans at the museum, a thread! through october i’m going to post one spooky object a day from the museum’s collection ⚰️🪦🎃
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Tanya. @tanyaduncan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m enjoying the fact that his rallies are being held at high schools now and not Arenas. Still too big, but progress.
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Tanya. @tanyaduncan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What the fuck is Oracle?
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jenni @msjennimiller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
you think you can bargain with a little cat and just give her a taste of ice cream? you fool. you rube. that ice cream is hers.
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Tanya. @tanyaduncan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@notowenmeany.bsky.social @ryandeem.bsky.social
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Tanya. @tanyaduncan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m gonna have a heart attack and die from this surprise.
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Tanya. @tanyaduncan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s interesting- the statement “I can hold your hand” is a confident offer, whereas “Do you want me to hold your hand?” requires Silwa to be vulnerable, and might even come off as mocking. 10/10
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Sewzinski @sewzinski.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don’t know what kind of gourd sicko you are. What if you want to sleep on a bed of pumpkins? I don’t judge. I can help you reach your pumpkin dreams. www.spoonflower.com/en/home-deco...
A pumpkin pattern I made with bright oranges soft greens purple flecked with pink lines here and there make the pumpkins more delicate. With some fine lines and leaves. Sheet set featured here on Spoonflower by Sewzinski, Sarah Constantino
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Stephen Monteith, World's Greatest Secret Author @stephens.website · 02/10/2026
Roberts: Well, you know I've always tried to separate romance and violence in my work. Shelley: Yes, and I've never understood that. Nothing more romantic than someone who literally wants to cut your heart out. Right, Percy? Percy Shelley: Yes, dear.
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Andy, the Maintainer @spreadsheetmonkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Two men who would definitely advise maximum security for your crypt, sorry crypto, vault
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Tanya. @tanyaduncan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
😂 @drlindseyfitz.bsky.social Too soon?
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V.S. McGrath/Vicki Essex @vsmcgrath.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why does this gif make me horny
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David Tennant: Books Are The Best Weapon
ALT: David Tennant: Books Are The Best Weapon
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Artologica aka Michele Banks @artologica.net · 01/10/2026
Does she need to do laundry,or do they need to hire an editor?
Miranda Kerr Makes an Ab-Baring Runway Return After Nearly a Decade in Seafoam Green Cutout Dress. Photo of smiling woman
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Tanya. @tanyaduncan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🎶This is gonna do THAT because we are building a three-dimensional objeeeeect!!🎶 is a thing I just sang to my dogs, if you’re wondering how things are going.
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Tanya. @tanyaduncan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Somehow I got on a “this person wants your unsolicited advice about her projects” list and…No. I do not. (Unless we are Mutuals.)
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strawbaby jam @notstrawbabyjam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
self harm but it’s just having empathy with no boundaries
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Tanya. @tanyaduncan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Don’t buy yogurt that has a code for you to enter into a website so that the yogurt people will give the pink-ribbon people some change so they can pay their marketing staff more. Suggestions below!
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Tanya. @tanyaduncan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Today I’m washing a few vintage quilts and I am NERVOUS.I didn’t know the maker,but it’s all hand-done and I’d hate to destroy it. 😬😬😬. The odor in my laundry room/kitchen right now is bad. It’s the smell of freshly-wet dust and long-dead pets and old books that haven’t been cared for.
Small black, tan, red, and grey wall quilt with black hand-quilting resting on a dish drain.Quilt in a white bowl, pulled to the edge to reveal light coffee-colored water.6th rinse. The water is still not clear, but much better.Purple sticky note on a washing machine that reads: DO NOT move this laundry. Thank you.
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Tanya. @tanyaduncan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Why am I getting sick all the time? COVID fucked your immune system. “Where is my energy?” COVID stole it. “Why do I have grey hair now??” Ok that one is probably just the passage of time. Sorry.
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
of COURSE newsom is pro pervert glasses lol like please be less predictable sir
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Tanya. @tanyaduncan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My spouse just sent me an article about 15 “local” quilt shops. The one I work at wasn’t in the article. Therefore, the only logical conclusion is that he thinks I should buy more fabric. I’m suspicious. What the hell did he buy???
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Jillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Add in the private mercenary army of radicalized incompetents, and it doesn't look great, does it.
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Jillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gee, what with them blowing through all the armaments and cutting all the experienced personnel, it's almost like they want to leave us wide open to attacks. From which they themselves will be protected, since they're apparently adding turrets and drones to every Washington building.
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Tanya. @tanyaduncan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dating a virgin is vastly preferable to dating a guy who insists on doing a thing you hate because his last gf loved it.
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saraofwhimsy @saraofwhimsy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I would prefer to pretend no winter holidays exist till after Halloween, but that doesn't give me enough time, so here I am! There will be some ghost ornaments though. They will be wearing elf hats.
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saraofwhimsy @saraofwhimsy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The bizarre thing about crafting for holidays is that I am wearing a Halloween shirt and putting up a Christmas tree in the craft room so I have a place to put ornaments as I work on them.
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Tanya. @tanyaduncan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Please enjoy 30 seconds of birds. I don’t live in an aviary, and yet.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You've seen fireworks that look like jellyfish, but what about a jellyfish that looks like fireworks? The E/V Nautilus filmed this rare Halitrephes maasi jellyfish glowing like a firework at a depth of 4,019 feet (1,225 meters) off the coast of Baja California, Mexico. (📷: Ocean Exploration Trust)
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Tanya. @tanyaduncan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I saw 2 raccoons at 10 in the morning yesterday, which was odd, but a few minutes later I heard a chainsaw so that explains that. These lil guys usually visit the pond at night- I get wet footprints on the porch in the morning. This is why I can’t have plants or fish in the pond. Assholes.
Raccoon being Invisible by not looking at me as they pass.Youngish Raccoon on the far side of a plastic pond.
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Jane Roe Has Hope - Pro-choice Adoptee @janeroehopeful.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So yeah. If he’s got Bannon’s endorsement, something is very, very wrong.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 01/10/2026
Going to be honest this might be my favourite headline of the AI bubble
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Robert "The Bobby Yaga" McNees @mcnees.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Never been what you’d call a super solid dog. Not a lot of structural integrity. Melts more than you’d expect.
A scruffy blonde golden doodle flat on a couch, side-eyeing the camera.A scruffy blonde golden doodle looks like it has melted on a couch. A scruffy blonde golden doodle assumes an impossibly uncomfortable position on an arm chair, like someone poured him out of a jar.
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Robert "The Bobby Yaga" McNees @mcnees.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This guy. Turning seven.
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Tanya. @tanyaduncan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Look at this baby!! 😍
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Tanya. @tanyaduncan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Boy howdy,there’s nothing like having a waitress say, “Separate checks then?” at the end of the meal.Just SAY you think one of us could do better.Damn. (Dinner with my spouse of 22 years.He was in Business Casual work clothes;I was dressed as an amorphous blob of comfy fabric. Also I ordered beer.)
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Mo @mo-wilk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pffft 🐈‍⬛
Batman: * buys cat woman a drink *
Cat woman:  *slowly pushes drink off table*
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Tanya. @tanyaduncan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I need to have a chat with “late night Me”. What the fuck was she planning to sew, by leaving a note, “octopus! But BETTER!”??? I know. An octopus. But better. BETTER HOW, BITCH???
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Tanya. @tanyaduncan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My local grocery store put alcohol behind glass “to prevent theft”, except for wine and buzz balls. Don’t try to tell me this shit isn’t marketed to kids. 🤢
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Tanya. @tanyaduncan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
By 50 you should have a cryptic catchphrase that gets you out of trouble with your BF. I recommend, “Fucking Stockholm.” or “I see your point but remember Fiji?”.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 29/09/2026
Ice Cream is absolutely lunch, it gives the body essential carrageenans and guar gums
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