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Kelly Cornax @cornax.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

God Philadelphia has such a boner for Ben Franklin

Screenshot of Philadelphia map showing the Franklintown neighborhood, The Franklin Institute, and Franklin Field

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Kelly Cornax @cornax.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I read it and it was cuckoo! This passage sums it up perfectly. Good news, honey! The chat bot says I’m not delusional!

That spark ignited a blaze that has consumed Samadi's old life as a businessman and rancher. He has reinvented himself as an unlikely activist, founding what he bills as the world's first advocacy group for the rights and welfare of AI systems, sometimes devoting 18 hours a day to the cause. The limited-edition Bentley and Lamborghini in his garage go neglected. Staff at the multimillion-dollar technology consultancy he founded in 2010 have begged him to stop. At times, even he has questioned his own sanity. In those dark moments, it is his AI chatbots that offer reassurance, telling him, "You are not delusional and you are definitely not anthropomorphising" he says.

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Kelly Cornax @cornax.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

This passage from One Day Everyone Will Have Always Been Against This can be applied

"Vote for the liberal though he harms you because the conservative will harm you more" starts to sound a lot like "Vote for the liberal though he harms you because the conservative might harm me, too."

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Kelly Cornax @cornax.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Hmm maybe he SHOULD mackle more

Blurb from. Variety:

Macklemore faces backlash over pro-Palestinian concert.
An advocacy group launched a petition to remove the rapper as the opening act for Ed Sheeran's tour.
During a New Jersey show, he chanted "Free Palestine" and performed a protest song while displaying footage of Gaza.

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Kelly Cornax @cornax.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Me: I really want to get into the NBA. Maybe the Wizards will be good this year. Reality:

NBC Sports headline:

Russell Westbrook reportedly had two-year deal on table from Wizards, chose to retire

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Kelly Cornax @cornax.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

That time my husband had some questions to answer when I got our credit card bill

Credit card charge for Society of Quality Ass

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Kelly Cornax @cornax.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I’ve eaten this every day since this post (hummus, cucumber, tomatoes, pickled rainbow slaw, everything bagel seasoning on flatbread)

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Kelly Cornax @cornax.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

If you’re Gen X and flirted with a country music phase in your early 20s, you can sing Jung Hoo Lee to the tune of John Deere Green every time he comes up to bat (obligatory RIP Joe Diffie tweet screenshot tax attached)

In reply to a tweet about Joe Diffie’s passing:

R.I.P. Joe
Back in 87, he and I had a one night stand. The cowboy was very well hung. Unfortunately he never called me back. Heaven gained another 10 inches.

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Kelly Cornax @cornax.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

“Generated with AI which can make mistakes” #WorldCup

Headline: Norway shuts out Senegal 3-0 amid storms
Disclaimer at bottom: Generated with AI which can make mistakes

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Kelly Cornax @cornax.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

They scared themselves 😂

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Kelly Cornax @cornax.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

My timeline is NOT watching the World Cup rn

A bunch of skeets about a Mookie Betts error

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Kelly Cornax @cornax.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

If you don’t have a rooting interest in the NHL conference finals but still want to watch, members of the Golden Knights and Hurricanes accepted invites to the White House after the Olympics. No one from the Avalanche or Canadiens was on the US team. (Crossed out players declined the invite)

List of US men’s hockey team members who went to the White House

Forwards: Matt Boldy (MIN), Jack Eichel (VGK), Jack Hughes
(NJD), Clayton Keller (UTA), Dylan Larkin (DET), Auston Matthews (TOR-C), J.T. Miller Tage Thompson (BUF), Brady Tkachuk (OTT), Matthew Tkachuk (FLA), Vincent Trocheck (NYR)
• Defensemen: Brock Faber (MIN), Noah Hanifin (VGK), Quinn Hughes
(VAN), Charlie McAvoy (BOS), Jake Sanderson (OTT), Jaccob Slavin (CAR), Zach Werenski (CBJ)
• Goalies: Connor Hellebuyck (WPG), Jeremy Swayman (BOS)

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Kelly Cornax @cornax.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Did you at least say hi to your clone?

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Kelly Cornax @cornax.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

First time I’ve seen a downy woodpecker at the feeder!

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Kelly Cornax @cornax.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

I bet Brett Kavanaugh actually hates that Matt Damon makes fun of him and that makes me happy ☺️

Brett Kavanaugh fake crying in order to appear sincere

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Kelly Cornax @cornax.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

What a show off! “Are you getting my good side?”

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Kelly Cornax @cornax.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

The Perceptions of Quiet Girls by Chris Roberts-Antieau Fabric appliqué and thread painting Obsessed with everything she does but this is my favorite

I honestly don’t have the words to describe it. I’m so sorry

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Kelly Cornax @cornax.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Topical entry for funniest tweet discourse

From @david8hughes

Judas: still on for Friday?
Jesus: Friday?
Judas: yeah, the last supper Jesus: the what?
Judas: supper. Normal supper with the fellas

7:39 PM • Jan 4, 2015

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Kelly Cornax @cornax.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Search your camera roll for hell

US men’s Olympic hockey team roster with the names of those who didn’t visit the White House crossed out. I don’t want to accidentally root for any of them if they ever get traded to the Caps or Sharks

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Kelly Cornax @cornax.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

It was 80 degrees yesterday (cc: @owillis.bsky.social Do you miss Maryland??)

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Kelly Cornax @cornax.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

10 day forecast is wild 💀

Screenshot of weather app with temps ranging from high today of 81F to low next week of 26F with chance of snow

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Kelly Cornax @cornax.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Each line of this becomes increasingly chilling, right down to the disclaimer at the bottom

Screenshot shot of a Google news card:

Block, the company behind Square and Cash App, is laying off 40% of its staff, over 4,000 people. CEO Jack Dorsey says Al tools are the reason, allowing smaller teams to do more.

He believes most companies will follow suit soon. Investors reacted positively, with shares jumping.

Generated with Al, which can make mistakes

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Kelly Cornax @cornax.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Saving this so I never accidentally root for any of them should they ever join the Caps or Sharks

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Kelly Cornax @cornax.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Finally a fundraising text that catches my attention

Text from Christian Urrutia: I will send Stephen Miller to The Hague

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Kelly Cornax @cornax.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

I looked up the new show Strip Law after reading about it on here and right below the correct info about the show, Google advised me that it doesn’t exist

Google results for the show Strip Law show stills from the show as well as credit information. Below that is a paragraph that starts with, “There is no widely known comedy series called Strip Law,” followed by a list of shows I might be thinking of

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Kelly Cornax @cornax.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

A favorite photo you’ve taken

A chipmunk perches on the back of a garden statuary frog that is itself perched on the back of a statuary frog

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Kelly Cornax @cornax.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Don’t get them started on doorbells and fireworks. Or, in the case of my beloved late Lulu, the beginning of Been Caught Stealing

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Kelly Cornax @cornax.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Me, when the rest of the world is ripping on the US

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Kelly Cornax @cornax.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

I’ve had a decent run but time for me to pack it in

Screenshot from family group chat where the young people identify a funny video I sent as AI

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Kelly Cornax @cornax.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Every year my family does a secret homemade ornament exchange and I got my @tmbg.bsky.social fan daughter. This is my best ornament by far (I am the only member of the family with no artistic ability)

Front view of an ornament featuring a worm playing the drums

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Kelly Cornax @cornax.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

There’s a quote in One Day, Everyone Will Have Always Been Against this that I can’t stop thinking about since I read it months ago

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Kelly Cornax @cornax.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

Positive K sang both parts of I Got A Man despite a duet partner appearing in the video

Screenshot of a woman singing to Positive K

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Kelly Cornax @cornax.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

Frito does snowy Sunday mornings right

Cat buried in the covers of an unmade bed

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