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conordale

@conordale.bsky.social
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He/him ☭ 🍉 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ liberation. RN. Cali sober. Divorced, partnered. 40 something. No minors. Sometimes I post/repost horny stuff. And sometimes I post my own art. CO -> MN

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Phineas @phineas.bsky.social · 4h
September 30 | October 1
Rick Moranis as nerdy accountant Louis Tully in Ghostbusters (1984).The horned, fangy demon dog Louis gets turned into later in Ghostbusters. Or else this is the one that gets Sigourney Weaver? I think they’re pretty much the same. If you know which is which keep it to yourself.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 7h
You don't need to haul these guys in for hearings so they can dissemble and obfuscate for six hours. The corruption is being televised, just impeach
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d a v i s @argylegiant.bsky.social · 7h
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One Battle After Another Sensei Sergio
ALT: One Battle After Another Sensei Sergio
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Kyle David Rudy @kyru.net · 22h
Rapists of all ages should have their lives ruined, because they are rapists.
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 22h
imagine if meatballs had one spherical bone inside like a pit
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 22h
There is no way to respond to this with any degree of emotional honesty without getting banned.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Deergirl Chaser. A sad deergirl with antlers stands across from a worried man with goatee and flannel who says "No! Don't cut off your antlers! They're so hot!"
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conordale @conordale.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ehhhh, you get the idea
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 30/09/2026
what percentage of americans are ever in a frat? I never went to a college with them and I've never heard "there are a few bad ones but the institution is important" from a politician, which is an impressive level of untouchability given every time they make news it's something stupid or monstrous
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Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thank YOU. I believe profoundly that the only correct response to pleasure is gratitude rather than guilt
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don't forget that @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social wants to let the GOP get away with all of this. He said let's turn the page and get on with business. He's on the side of the Nazis if he thinks this kind of thing is acceptable in the United States of America. This can't be allowed to slide. It can't.
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Google earth has updated its satellite images of Gaza. The destruction is almost incomprehensible.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026
"I installed the Give Away Your Personally Identifying Info app made by the We Love Stealing Your Personally Identifying Info Corp headed by Mr. Steal Your Personally Identifying Info and it gave away all my personally identifying info"
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the goat owners have a message to convey too
skeleton holding fuck ice sign
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
think all straight people who discoursed at great and punishing length about a western mass lesbian bar should have to give equal airtime to this. it’s your own community this time!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."
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CK 🔞 maker ✴️ faerie king 👑 queer e-god(dess) @cosplaykinky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
warm and soft 🧸 #nsfw
cosplaykinky naked holding open an unbuttoned ivory striped shirt
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ooooh lovely cups available on my website! Hope my making of video helps appreciate these unique cups even more x
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
The long awaited time lapse of how i wrap my tentacle pots for shipping! Lots of bubblewrap around all the limbs then layered up to make a big ball and then secured in the box with paper all around!
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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Bearji @bearji.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
HE IS STILL COOL
HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN COOL
~JAMES
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 27/09/2026
beast mode
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
CAPT. PICARD: there's no time for this, the planet's surface is too unstable! beam us aboard, then i will consider your team's request CHIEF O'BRIEN: what's to consider? engineering department gets a full hour for lunch, or you die CAPT. PICARD: well i don't think it would set a very good precedent
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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 26/09/2026
heavy petting in the back row of the struggle bus
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You equate Apple with Samsung, yet you provide no evidence. I don't have an L shaped couch, I find them gouche, but I would like to talk about the Uyghur genocide since you're so close to the China.
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Big Dracula Energy @mayawest.online · 24/09/2026
oh, word?
For example:

Do not threaten others with death, serious harm, or express that others should be hurt or killed.

Do not promote, glorify, or incite violence against individuals or groups.

Do not share graphic violent content designed to shock, disturb, or intimidate others.

The following Post was removed:

this guy's been ruining the lives of me and my friends for going on 10 years and i need him to take a dip in the piranha pool

Your post was classified as a Serious Violation, adding 4 strikes to your account. You now have 8 total strikes.

Because you reached 8 strikes, your account has been suspended for 7 days. You will be able to access your account again on 1st Oct, 2026.
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Taulby Edmondson @taulby.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Human targets were marked by the IDF by hacking into cell phone networks. One interviewee estimated 60-70k Gazans had been marked-clearly including many, many people beyond those considered Hamas fighters-and another said it did not distinguish between kids and adults. The interviewees said the targets were hit at night when they were home with their families, who they could hear through their phones before initiating strikes. "How could you bomb when you hear a crying baby inside?" Abraham asked one of them.
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 24/09/2026
egirl & podcaster boyfriend
Sigourney Weaver smiling alongside a xenomorph from the set of Alien 3
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 22/09/2026
lots of discussion on here this week about how brains work and what consciousness really is so i'll go ahead and speculate that this is probably fun as fuck for the cow
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This kicks so much ass. Also, it makes my life as a parent so much easier.
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm not gonna lie, it's deeply blackpilling that this is exactly, in pristine detail, what people said would happen and aside from a couple high-profile cases immediately post-Dobbs it's just become complete background noise
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Wilber’s attorney: “Wilber has a bullet lodged near his spine and is losing feeling on the left side of his body.” #AbolishICE @DoorDash
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
on the other hand, the Mountain Goats, at it since 1991, still dropping bangers once a year on average and torching stages around the globe with ever-increasing intensity
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
you left out the fifth scenario
President Donald Trump died when he hit a golf ball at a tree and it bounced back and bonked him in the nuts and then the tree fell and squashed him flat and his body hat to be peeled off the fairway

Positive 95%
Negative 7%
Net sentiment +88%
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Ah yes. The four elements.
Adoptable dogs named Wind, Earth, Fire, and Pickles.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
AI is ruining cute animals for me
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Matthew Eadie @mattheweadie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Video of the end of this incident as agents drove off near Dodge and Howard, posted on Facebook:
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Micah @rincewind.run · 21/09/2026
congratulations to everyone on reinventing Worse Cable
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 19/02/2026
how it feels to be a boy with a Secret
Elijah Wood in a turtleneck with the sleeves over his hands. He's shyly looking up. Very coy and flirtatious. He's on a starry background
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Ben JJ @benjjgeo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Alan Elrod in Dec 2024: I don't hate Reagan. But I love Carter. I do actually also really like fellow one-termer George HW Bush, another great  president
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
early voting season is upon us
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
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The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
A building.

@treewarrior.bsky....
maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
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