Reposted by Parkour PoseyIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Why do I keep scrolling. What am I expecting to happen that hasn't happened already 501590255
Parkour Posey @coachherbie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Listen I know there’s a lot going on right now but we need like 30 more Benoit Blanc murder mystery movies 000
Reposted by Parkour Poseymattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/10/2026no....no!!!!! 4974001458
Reposted by Parkour PoseyMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 02/10/2026"We understand that it is our responsibility to teach Cornell collegiates what a good Rape Essay looks like. Rape Essays 101 is the best manifestation of this commitment that our most tenured minds could come up with." buff.ly/5na4oMYbuff.lyAnnouncing Cornell University’s Newest Writing Course: Rape Essays 101“Can a rapist’s prose effectively elicit remorse for sexual assault? What word count best equates to appropriate jail time? In this class, we will dissect wh... 47428
Reposted by Parkour PoseyHeather Cherone @heathercherone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Ctrl-F “Laquan McDonald” <Not found>nytimes.comRahm Emanuel Makes His 2026 PlayThe longtime Democratic insider has emerged as a behind-the-scenes force in his party’s push to win back Congress. After that, he’ll think about 2028. 28981199
Reposted by Parkour PoseyGoth Gym Teacher @2henry2hammock.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The Blackhawks blog “Cheer the Anthem” was threatened by ISIS on twitter because they were mistaken for a patriotic blog 020619
Reposted by Parkour PoseyJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 23/09/2026me: no worries (galadriel voice) but they were all of them deceived, for another worry was made 242629615
Reposted by Parkour PoseyDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I'm going to be the first Godzilla to have sex on screen, Liz 152274410
Reposted by Parkour PoseyKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026Americans: oh, look, a systemic issue. I will solve it individually 11897001923
Parkour Posey @coachherbie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026John Leguizamo as the villain in the Miami Vice reboot? Sat 100
Reposted by Parkour Poseyrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 12/09/2026finding myself within a forest dark, for the straightforward pathway has been lost 61479
Reposted by Parkour Poseylukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is 130133072146
Reposted by Parkour PoseyJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 13/09/2026(average bluesky reply) here are some notes for your joke: 1/40 1933128
Reposted by Parkour PoseyNovelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 27/01/2025ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do 270232863308
Reposted by Parkour PoseyJane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 12/09/2026JOHN BROWN'S BODY IS A-BLOCKING THE FIELD GOAL 726532
Reposted by Parkour PoseyYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 08/09/2026me: one pill please pill bottle: 37 me: no just one please pill bottle: 37 me: please only one pi- pill bottle: SILICA PACKET 121141221
Reposted by Parkour PoseyAndrew (🎃) @athomashemlock.bsky.social · 06/09/2026[Benoit Blanc during a Reacher Christmas episode crossover] Listen, son, I myself am of the conviction that violence is the crude weapon of an incurious mind, but I will admit that my gigantic friend here makes the most convincing argument I've yet heard on the virtues of expediency through force. 243179682
Parkour Posey @coachherbie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Just added “Stacy’s Mom” to my workout playlist 110
Reposted by Parkour PoseyPuff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The attempted rehabilitation of Rahm Emanuel by the press is an absolute scandal, and anyone who participates or fails to call it out is a morally bankrupt coward. This man shouldn't be able to show his face in public, let alone run for president. 941493
Reposted by Parkour PoseyJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026The army is going to have a draft again before the Clippers do. 11733111
Reposted by Parkour PoseyPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 01/09/2026i don't think i should be required to work hard and do a good job when everyone with power over my life barely works and does a bad job 3779191985
Reposted by Parkour PoseyBill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I feel like the kids who did poorly in science and history class are trying to get revenge on the kids who did well at science and history class and now we’re all going to die 20492111762
Parkour Posey @coachherbie.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Another round of absolute bangers from Joyce Carol Oates 010
Reposted by Parkour PoseyBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/02/2026The purpose of this website is to help unburden your brain by releasing horrible sentences that live in there like demons 455140905
Reposted by Parkour PoseyPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026one thing i’ve been keeping to myself is that when people talk about automating their workflow i don’t know what that means 922304137
Reposted by Parkour PoseyIt's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 18/08/2026 633896863
Reposted by Parkour PoseyDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026"this edible ain't shit" two hours later: 185182554359
Reposted by Parkour PoseyPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 15/08/2026Do not call a hot dog a “glizzy” to me. Cease and desist. You are 38 661698179
Reposted by Parkour Poseydanielle weisberg @danielleweisberg.bsky.social · 15/08/2026why are other families’ blankets so weird 435228
Parkour Posey @coachherbie.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Spiritually S2 ep5 “Ronny/Lily” is Barry’s “Pine Barrens” episode 100
Parkour Posey @coachherbie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Attention I have begun the acclaimed television show Barry 100
Reposted by Parkour PoseyD. and Joe @boonandstrummer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Me, near-sighted since I was in 3rd grade, seeing someone wearing glasses "because of how they look": 1474
Reposted by Parkour PoseyCurb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 12/08/2026“Woke 1 went too far!” The phrase “stay woke” comes from the movement against police murder of black people 12 years ago and in that time not a single police department was actually defunded nor abolished so idk what the fuck anyone is talking about 582152500
Reposted by Parkour PoseyNight of the Living Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 10/08/2026The height of COVID was an incredibly stressful time with a lot of individual & ambient cultural trauma attached to it and, also, at the same time, many of the people who are most vocally Not Over It and never going to Get Over It were basically asked to care about other people & be bored for a bit 757673
Reposted by Parkour Poseylauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi 154128873254
Reposted by Parkour PoseyPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 08/08/2026I feel this very strongly 331626132
Parkour Posey @coachherbie.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Me when Apollo decks me with the gift of prophecy 040
Reposted by Parkour PoseyInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Call in now if you’ve also had your ex-wife kill your horse due to a marital dispute. 521484160
Reposted by Parkour PoseySkipjack @skipjack.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Counterpoint: root for spurs. Get in loser we’re going to complain about sports 1335