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Parkour Posey

@coachherbie.bsky.social
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Mom, can you pick me up? They’re making fun of my Bacchanalian nature again.

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why do I keep scrolling. What am I expecting to happen that hasn't happened already
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Parkour Posey @coachherbie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Listen I know there’s a lot going on right now but we need like 30 more Benoit Blanc murder mystery movies
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/10/2026
no....no!!!!!
lowly worm is now driving the trolley problem trolley :(
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peej @peej.hahabean.maison · 04/10/2026
Modern day gospel imo
people b saying things so definitively. like man i
think it depends
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 02/10/2026
"We understand that it is our responsibility to teach Cornell collegiates what a good Rape Essay looks like. Rape Essays 101 is the best manifestation of this commitment that our most tenured minds could come up with." buff.ly/5na4oMY
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Announcing Cornell University’s Newest Writing Course: Rape Essays 101
“Can a rapist’s prose effectively elicit remorse for sexual assault? What word count best equates to appropriate jail time? In this class, we will dissect wh...
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Heather Cherone @heathercherone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ctrl-F “Laquan McDonald” <Not found>
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Rahm Emanuel Makes His 2026 Play
The longtime Democratic insider has emerged as a behind-the-scenes force in his party’s push to win back Congress. After that, he’ll think about 2028.
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Goth Gym Teacher @2henry2hammock.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Blackhawks blog “Cheer the Anthem” was threatened by ISIS on twitter because they were mistaken for a patriotic blog
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
me: no worries (galadriel voice) but they were all of them deceived, for another worry was made
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm going to be the first Godzilla to have sex on screen, Liz
jane krakowski as jenna maroney on 30 rock
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Jill Krajewski @jillkrajewski.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
omg
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
Americans: oh, look, a systemic issue. I will solve it individually
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Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Timeline cleanse
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Parkour Posey @coachherbie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
John Leguizamo as the villain in the Miami Vice reboot? Sat
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
finding myself within a forest dark, for the straightforward pathway has been lost
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
(average bluesky reply) here are some notes for your joke: 1/40
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
JOHN BROWN'S BODY IS A-BLOCKING THE FIELD GOAL
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Parkour Posey @coachherbie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
God Slow Horses is good as fuck
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
me: one pill please pill bottle: 37 me: no just one please pill bottle: 37 me: please only one pi- pill bottle: SILICA PACKET
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Andrew (🎃) @athomashemlock.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
[Benoit Blanc during a Reacher Christmas episode crossover] Listen, son, I myself am of the conviction that violence is the crude weapon of an incurious mind, but I will admit that my gigantic friend here makes the most convincing argument I've yet heard on the virtues of expediency through force.
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Parkour Posey @coachherbie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Just added “Stacy’s Mom” to my workout playlist
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 06/09/2026
Oh… oh my
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The attempted rehabilitation of Rahm Emanuel by the press is an absolute scandal, and anyone who participates or fails to call it out is a morally bankrupt coward. This man shouldn't be able to show his face in public, let alone run for president.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The army is going to have a draft again before the Clippers do.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 01/09/2026
i don't think i should be required to work hard and do a good job when everyone with power over my life barely works and does a bad job
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Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I feel like the kids who did poorly in science and history class are trying to get revenge on the kids who did well at science and history class and now we’re all going to die
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Parkour Posey @coachherbie.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Another round of absolute bangers from Joyce Carol Oates
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
The purpose of this website is to help unburden your brain by releasing horrible sentences that live in there like demons
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The Amityville Jordan (1979) @jackal27.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Parkour Posey @coachherbie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Truly devastating!
Black and white photo of Dolly Parton, an actual angel among humans
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
one thing i’ve been keeping to myself is that when people talk about automating their workflow i don’t know what that means
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The Amidala talking to Anakin meme. 
1st panel, Anakin asks 'do you like plums?'
2nd panel, Amidala says 'yeah, I'm actually saving some for breakfast'
3rd panel, Anakin stares
4th panel, Amidala looks horrified
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Parkour Posey @coachherbie.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
There are dozens of us
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"this edible ain't shit" two hours later:
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 15/08/2026
Do not call a hot dog a “glizzy” to me. Cease and desist. You are 38
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danielle weisberg @danielleweisberg.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
why are other families’ blankets so weird
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Parkour Posey @coachherbie.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Spiritually S2 ep5 “Ronny/Lily” is Barry’s “Pine Barrens” episode
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Parkour Posey @coachherbie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Attention I have begun the acclaimed television show Barry
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D. and Joe @boonandstrummer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Me, near-sighted since I was in 3rd grade, seeing someone wearing glasses "because of how they look":
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Parkour Posey @coachherbie.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Such a great piece
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
“Woke 1 went too far!” The phrase “stay woke” comes from the movement against police murder of black people 12 years ago and in that time not a single police department was actually defunded nor abolished so idk what the fuck anyone is talking about
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Night of the Living Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The height of COVID was an incredibly stressful time with a lot of individual & ambient cultural trauma attached to it and, also, at the same time, many of the people who are most vocally Not Over It and never going to Get Over It were basically asked to care about other people & be bored for a bit
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026
if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 08/08/2026
I feel this very strongly
Winnie the Pooh meme where he’s normal at “Orange” and in a tux looking cool at “Blood Orange”
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A. Marmot 🌱 @aminus.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
such a classic scene
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Parkour Posey @coachherbie.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Me when Apollo decks me with the gift of prophecy
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Call in now if you’ve also had your ex-wife kill your horse due to a marital dispute.
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Skipjack @skipjack.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Counterpoint: root for spurs. Get in loser we’re going to complain about sports
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