Reposted by Alex CruiseSherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t. 35185582621
Reposted by Alex CruiseFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026LIV Tyler’s full name is Fifty Four Tyler 17704119
Reposted by Alex CruiseJoshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026“There’s a new Mr. Beast book.” You bolt awake in your workshop in Mainz. It’s 1450. You’re Johannes Gutenberg, and you’ve changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Your printing press must burn. 6979601451
Reposted by Alex Cruiserax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 31/08/2026i’d like to report a mass murder 421643293
Reposted by Alex CruiseViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 23/08/2026MISSED CONNECTION: I was the drunk guy grilling hotdogs. You were the security guard who chased me out of Home Depot 519035
Alex Cruise @cluonflux.com · 22/08/2026My hot take this morning was "Emotionally satisfying but ruinous, the Canadian Way" ... but the upper bound is pretty low so, as you were 000
Reposted by Alex CruiseStella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 21/08/2026Why do they call it motivation instead of decanting 926120
Reposted by Alex CruiseBrian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Donkey Kong's arch enemy should be Monkey Kong who is a donkey 633733634
Reposted by Alex CruiseJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026So far the best use for Flock cameras has been as an accidental honeypot to see which law enforcement officers can't resist stalking women in extremely well-documented ways, which is apparently the only thing they can be fired for or resign over. We should probably still unplug them all though! 10875147
Reposted by Alex CruiseBi of Hormuz @blbiofhormuz.bsky.social · 11/08/2026"To locate a family member" How much you wanna bet it was his ex wife or child he lost custody over? If Flock keeps getting pigs fired at this rate I might temper my opinion on them. 0101
Reposted by Alex Cruisei’m nice on here @littleerik.bsky.social · 01/05/2026falcon, come in. this is falconer one. do you read me? over (thin static) falcon, goddammit, this is falconer one. I need you back at base. I don’t like the look of that widening gyre, over. (radio silence, blank and pitiless as the sun) 1192
Alex Cruise @cluonflux.com · 07/08/2026One might be tempted to remark "'escalate' escalated quickly!" 110
Reposted by Alex CruiseCargo Occultist @whisk.bsky.social · 07/08/2026claude, please haunt my foe in their waking hours and their dreams. do a breakthrough 1243
Reposted by Alex CruiseAnna Phylaxis @quatoria.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Y’all talking about the 50k now vs a 50% chance at one million need to do some reading on this experiment. Children from deprived backgrounds will choose immediate gratification over the promise of larger future rewards because we have learned that future promises are unreliable.en.wikipedia.orgStanford marshmallow experiment - Wikipedia 451206239
Reposted by Alex CruiseFiona Tribe @fionatribe.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term “dark matter” which is impressive, but he also coined the term “spherical bastard” to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more. 152160584415
Reposted by Alex CruiseC. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Someone called the cyclospora outbreak MAHA Blast and I'm cackling like I'm 13 again. 22290891888
Reposted by Alex Cruisechris “bluesky” poster @chrisrd19.bsky.social · 12/07/2026It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait. 253192223779
Reposted by Alex Cruiseceej @ceej.online · 12/07/2026No statement from Mitch McConnell on the sudden passing of his senate colleague? So much for decorum 198177583108
Reposted by Alex CruiseJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory 6292382067
Reposted by Alex CruiseCabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 04/07/2026new metaphor just dropped 1137285168734
Reposted by Alex CruiseLegacy Update @legacyupdate.net · 14/06/2026Is the Microsoft Office Ribbon causing people to have fewer children? A provocative new working paper explores the persistent drop in birth rates since Office 2007 was introduced nearly two decades ago. 11846081030
Reposted by Alex CruiseDan Hon @danhon.com · 12/06/2026OCEANIA HAS ALWAYS BEEN VERY CLOSE TO A DEAL WITH EURASIA 136127052787
Reposted by Alex CruiseCourtney Love is a Battlefield: Bad Company 2 Fast 2 Furiosa @hexadecibelle.fyi · 01/06/2026as part of the BBC’s on-going commitment to representing a diversity of ideas, June will be Pride & Prejudice Month 141031316
Reposted by Alex CruiseBeingHelpish @beinghelpish.bsky.social · 01/06/2026I’ve never done pay-per-view, but I’d pay to watch his name removed from the Kennedy Center live 1333530388
Reposted by Alex Cruiseskeeter longpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 31/05/2026threatening my snuffbait horsegirl with the glue factory if she can’t win her next hobby horsing competition and she got so horny at the idea she broke her leg competing and now i have to put her down fr 713219
Alex Cruise @cluonflux.com · 01/06/2026[originally posted to LinkedIn but nobody really took the bait] chat it's time for web4. What do we want in here? 000
Reposted by Alex CruiseThey Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 12/04/2026was once New Amsterdam. 103103241722
Reposted by Alex CruiseAhhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 07/04/2026Liberals love this idea that they can just sit back and not be part of the socialist movement and one will just magically appear 1433753520
Reposted by Alex CruiseClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 07/04/2026the guys walking around in shoes that don’t fit are not gonna do a 25th Amendment 270001341
Reposted by Alex CruiseRyusui @theryusui.bsky.social · 07/04/2026"in the 21st century, the Hague goes to YOU!" 0101
Reposted by Alex CruiseJosephus Brown @josephusbrown.myatproto.social · 07/04/2026Wherever you’re standing should become the new word we use for Nuremberg 11162
Reposted by Alex CruiseJack Mirkinson @jackmirkinson.bsky.social · 07/04/2026i think if you tweet "a whole civilization will die tonight" you shouldn't go to the hague, the hague should get to come to you 4370531743
Reposted by Alex CruiseThomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 07/04/2026"History will judge-" let me stop you right fucking there, history doesn't do fucking shit, I'm a historian, let's be clear here: elected officials need to do their fucking jobs, right now, before it happens, or future historians will judge THEM. Everyone knows and knew who Trump was. 7999752951
Reposted by Alex CruiseBree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 07/04/2026I need the joy so I can continue to multitask at my spite. And this morning I'm not sure there is any dichotomy quite as sharp as four nerds asking us to love our shared humanity, and a narcissist whose brain is entirely racist pudding threatening to end an entire civilization via shitpost. 311025
Reposted by Alex CruiseYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 07/04/2026“someone else is going to be in big trouble because i stepped on this rake repeatedly” 2496
Reposted by Alex CruisePost-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 05/04/2026Ok, got it. What is the second-best revenge, then? 24411
Reposted by Alex Cruisean evan @elsplice.bsky.social · 05/04/2026The President of the United States on Easter 3639
