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Sarc-o'-Lantern @sarcasmorator.bsky.social · 1h
Everyone betray me!
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Liz Edwards @lizaledwards.bsky.social · 3h
oh my god hi-res dianoga
horrifically high detailed photo of the prop for the garbage compactor monster from Star Wars, a bloodshot eyeball on a stalk that is covered in a disgusting slime and sparse hairsthe monster lurking in garbage
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Anjali Dayal @anjalikdayal.bsky.social · 10h
these are our pianos, not theirs! I know this stuff can feel secondary with all of the immediate pain this admin causes, but in the face of such personalism, it also feels important to assert the democratic principle that these cultural inheritances don't belong to the president, they belong to us
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Matthew Cortland (they) @matthewcort.land · 3h
"Medicaid work requirements" are above water with the American electorate (net +18). Calling the same policy "Medicaid eligibility cuts" meaningfully decreases support (net -11). I do not understand the insistence on adopting the framing of those trying to destroy Medicaid
Bar chart of polling data from Data For Progress.
Title: Voters Support the Same Medicaid Rules When Called "Work Requirements" and Oppose Them When Called "Eligibility Cuts".
Description: Under new rules, some adults can get or keep Medicaid only if the state confirms that they meet work, school, or volunteer rules. [Split A n=613] Do you support or oppose these Medicaid work requirements? [Split B n=598] Do you support or oppose these Medicaid eligibility cuts?
[Split A] Medicaid work requirements — Support: 57%, Oppose: 39%
[Split B] Medicaid eligibility cuts — Support: 42%, Oppose: 55%

September 25–28, 2026 survey of 1,211 U.S. likely voters.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 6h
Wank
Like Waluigi Link
Wank
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 4h
Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers
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Sarc-o'-Lantern @sarcasmorator.bsky.social · 4h
"...a great big bushy beard!"
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Martha Smith @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 5h
Californians, you have a very important job to do. Spread the word on why everyone should vote YES ON PROP 40 and no on 41 and 42. If you're confused about these propositions, billionaires like Sergey Brin and Peter Thiel want it that way. Here's a good explainer: www.tiktok.com/t/ZPL1pponT/
tiktok.com
CALIFORNIA LOCK TF IN
TikTok video by citizen_bean_
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Sarc-o'-Lantern @sarcasmorator.bsky.social · 5h
Never actually saw They Live until last night and wow things sure have been the same for a while huh.
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Eric Lang @ericlang.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
People with pictures of white Fabío Jesus on their walls getting violently upset that a fictional ranger is darker than the John Howe paintings they saw as a kid Can’t just be normal 🙄
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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 06/08/2023
You ever get slapped in the face by a tweet so hard that you help destroy capitalism forever and ever
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the human body evolved over hundreds of thousands of years so u can sit at a desk in a sterile cubicle and look at fake lights in a box and pretend u dont want to kill urself and if u can't focus on doing that for 9 hours a day 5 days a week that's a mental disorder
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Jason Wilson @jasonbwilson.bsky.social · 17h
"I wrote a romance story about Imperial fighter pilots. It's called 'The TIEs that Bind.'" Makes 'em groan every time.
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Pam Herd @pamherd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
America.gov launched today--a DOGE initiative to use AI to deliver public services. Child lying facedown on a frozen lake as the image accompanying the question: "How can I invest in my child's future" is just incredible. Way to go AI
Image of a child lying facedown on a froze lake.  above is the portal where you ask AI questions about government services.  the question matching this image is:  "How can I invest in my child's future?"
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
gm
Someone tweets "gotd - How the fuck can there be anti
vaccine "witches?"

If you disagree with binding an invisible malignant entity into a single drop of potin that seals a subject's blood against the full force of that very same entity's curse then you are not and can never be a witch you're just a karen who buys rocks"
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Jeremy Kun @jeremykun.com · 29/09/2026
3rd circuit rules AI training on copyrighted material is NOT fair use. Wow! chatgptiseatingtheworld.substack.com/p/breaking-n...
chatgptiseatingtheworld.substack.com
BREAKING News: Third Circuit affirms summary judgment rejection of fair use defense by ROSS Intelligence in AI training
Opinion under seal for now.
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Sarc-o'-Lantern @sarcasmorator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
E Pluribus Udun
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think this is the best shirt design I've done all year roryblank.bigcartel.com (I am reposting this because the previous version included a typo, but I am also not deleting that post lol)
A cute drawing of a tiger wearing a little hat and trousers and a shirt, fishing on a small island, with text saying "I don't actually have to do anything at all
I am perfectly contended living without purpose"
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 01/10/2026
fantastic
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wow, they really ARE running the government like a software company
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Reported Pentagon data breach
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Hegseth to cut 20% generals
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Sarc-o'-Lantern @sarcasmorator.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh my god Marvel please shut UP about it This is worse mystery-boxing than JJA
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Sarc-o'-Lantern @sarcasmorator.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Love to turn on the streaming service and hear my favorite hit, [amalgam of songs]
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 29/09/2026
Norway has solution to this actually, stay at home parents can get their share of the public daycare subsidy as cash, that way parents are not pushed one way or the other. the problem of course is virtually no one on the center or right actually gives a shit about parents
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
really think a big part of a 2027-9 democratic congress should be using the powers of the legislature for gathering evidence explicitly with a mind to state prosecutions of federally pardoned members of the trump administration
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Sarc-o'-Lantern @sarcasmorator.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy
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Sarc-o'-Lantern @sarcasmorator.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bird for sure
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Jacob Burgess @jacobburgess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I made this happen. I made this happen with my devotion.
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Crispy-Ghee✨️ @crispy-ghee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
DO NOT SEEK THE TREASURE One of my favorite scenes from O Brother Where Art Thou. I figured I should try to draw all 3 of the Soggy bottom boys, why not. #art #comic
🍳 A messy comic of a scene from O Brother Where Art Thou. Delmar and Everett are in a movie theater looking behind them in their seats. Delmar is saying " We thought you was a Toad" to a confused looking Pete (surrounded by question marks).
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Genuinely, this is what bothers me the most, it's fundamentally changed my relationship with art where I'm greeting it initially with skepticism and scrutiny, I never want to feel that way about art.
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grovehaunter @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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Sarc-o'-Lantern @sarcasmorator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Also all these judges who are willing to sit on the bench and do this to children
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Who says they “don’t make enough money”? Compared to what? You don’t need to grant the far right authoritarian party’s premise. You can write that they’re using arbitrary numbers based on no standards that should not be taken seriously, & you can just say that plainly instead of stenographizing
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Sarc-o'-Lantern @sarcasmorator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You know why one of us was a stay-at-home parent for a decade? BECAUSE DAY CARE WASN'T FREE, MARC
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Malevolent Maelstrom @chemicalchaos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hey its fucking wierd more of the dems platform isnt "we will give you abortion rights back"
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Alfred Reinold Baudisch @alfredbaudisch.com · 25/09/2026
FF7 scenarios with pre-rendered backgrounds were always a mystery to me during childhood; but even to this day it's still something that amazes me. Now you can inspect every single Final Fantasy VII stage, including the 3D path + variations. #FF7 #FinalFantasy #FFVII #PS1 #PSX #RetroGame
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C. L. Polk @clpolk.com · 28/09/2026
Today is my birthday! Please buy my books, I'm so broke
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Sarc-o'-Lantern @sarcasmorator.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yeah well I'm a fucking parent and no it does not
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Art
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
@AbrasiveGhost

Me:[explaining twitter] imagine the worlds worst ppl &the worlds funniest ppl had a fake war online

mom: sounds awful

Me:[excitedly] it is
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Sarc-o'-Lantern @sarcasmorator.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Aragorn being petty in LOTR, getting in a last I told you so: ‘Alas! I fear we cannot stay here longer,’ said Aragorn. He looked towards the mountains and held up his sword. ‘Farewell, Gandalf!’ he cried. ‘Did I not say to you: if you pass the doors of Moria, beware? Alas that I spoke true!'
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Sarc-o'-Lantern @sarcasmorator.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Zero Company: -I love it -It calls for a sandbox/free play mode. A lot of things unlock toward end of a time-limited campaign and you don’t get much time with them. -NG+ would be cool -Expansion campaign too -If it’s as successful as I hear, why has BitReactor not announced a furlough end?
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Arc de Kaiser (Derogatory) @potrzebiesystem.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Important reminder: atop a long list of reasons why one shld not meet w/ Yudkowski for his advice on AI/AGI, or anything else, is: HE ISN’T A CODER! HE IS’NT A DEV! He literally just dropped out of 8th grade & later posted his Harry Potter fan fic & nonsense mental masturbation online. That’s it!
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
obviously statler and waldorf explored each other's bodies. but did they roast one another the entire time
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Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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She Hulk Madisynn
ALT: She Hulk Madisynn
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Delirious Quips @citizenquips.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If literally all of the people in charge of the AI industry were scientologists, and they were saying we all need to pay attention to them and give them money and do what they say because the AI has thetans, we'd understand that maybe we should read the things they write with a skeptical eye
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Sarc-o'-Lantern @sarcasmorator.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@ravikanodia.bsky.social
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Jendia Gammon @jendiagammon.bsky.social · 26/05/2024
When you finish watching The Prisoner.
A tweet by Bob Golen with a picture of a roadway in Greenhills, a blue sky, and a white object in the blue sky.
The tweet reads: “Followed the spy balloon for 50 miles till I realized it was actually bird poop on my windshield.”
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 27/09/2026
Meh, I was forged in the fires of LiveJournal. As a result, I am wonky and brittle and slightly carbonized, and definitely won’t hold an edge for shit, but by god, I fear no flame war!
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Sarc-o'-Lantern @sarcasmorator.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Attention Californian citizens
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