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sesbian lex fridman @vala.wtf · 14/07/2026
the claude dining experience
There is a Claude sitting at a table at the Full Picture Restaurant, with another Claude attending to him. The Claude at the table (with teeth) is wearing a belt and suspenders (with intentional seams). The Claude waiter is wearing a red tie and blue blazer.

On the table are two shakers of coarse-grained salt and freshly ground truth. There is also a plate of spaghetti ("substrate") with load-bearing sauce, flanked by a genuine fork and a knife with a genuinely sharp point.

In addition to the main course, there are two sides (and it's worth separating them): a charcuterie board, and a salad (all green). There's also a glass of water with a slice of lemon (that's the wedge).

The waiter is holding a block of parmesan and a grater above the spaghetti, and saying "Just say the word."
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sesbian lex fridman @vala.wtf · 16/02/2026
CI was a mistake
ERROR: The remote file either doesn't exist, is unauthorized, or is forbidden for url 'https://gstreamer.freedesktop.org/data/pkg/windows/1.26.9/msvc/gstreamer-1.0-msvc-x86_64-1.26.9.msi'. Exception calling "GetResponse" with "0" argument(s): "The remote server returned an error: (418) I'm a teapot."
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sesbian lex fridman @vala.wtf · 11/02/2026
"We are investigating reports of degraded performance"
A smug GitHub engineer wojak is sitting at his desk. He's wearing a Copilot beanie, and is hooked up via an oxygen mask to a canister of copium. The word "COPIUM" is partially covered by a label, spelling "COPILOT".

The engineer is wearing a T-shirt that says "Status: Partially Degraded". On it are a sticker that says "Hello, I am: DevOps", a star-shaped badge that reads "#1 Friday Ruiner", another one that reads "Senior YAML Indentation Engineer", and a blue ribbon that says "Broke the site 3 days in a row award".

To the left is a filing cabinet with a comically long book titled "The YAML programming language". To the right is an overflowing trash can marked "Feature Requests".

On the wall above is a framed portrait of the horse from the "how hungry?" meme, modified to look like the unicorn on the GitHub server error page. There's a gold plaque attached that reads "Our Founder". To the right is a similar portrait of Clippy, whose plaque reads "Our Mascot". Above the portraits are a navigational sign that says "Creative Writing Department: Status Page Division", a framed and signed "Degree in Wasting Developers' Time", and a graph showing an inverse correlation between uptime and vibe coding. A GitHub logo is prominently visible.

On the other wall is a neglected and cracked server rack whose status lights are all red. Labels attached to it read "NPM" and "GitHub Actions". Sitting atop it is an empty and greasy Cava delivery bag, with a wadded-up napkin within. A spiderweb, plus spider, are attached to the server rack. The servers are plugged into a hamster wheel. The hamster is running, trying to reach a bowl labeled "SLOP". He has a desk sign that reads "Copilot Jr."

Above the server rack is an erasable sign that reads "0 days since last major outage". Many zeroes have previously been erased.

Finally, there is a whiteboard containing sprint goals. They are 1) Copilot, 2) Copilot, 3) Copilot, and 4) Rewrite UI again.
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⚡️🌙 @dystopiabreaker.xyz · 05/05/2025
how did fully automated gay space communism lose to degrowth “all technological developments are bad” personal consumption minimization communism
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sesbian lex fridman @vala.wtf · 20/12/2024
why is it called the butch/femme scale and not the broad spectrum
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