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Every problem has a simple solution when you're stupid

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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 6h
D-Backs fans after we miss the playoffs by one game, again
Jack White looking angry at a cubs game
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 13h
If you haven't heard "Click Click Boom" by Saliva, you're living in a bubble
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 29/09/2026
Man, who would have thought the evil company that sucks at software would do this
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 29/09/2026
Are you really a developer if you haven't accidentally ran up a $700 AWS bill?
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James O’Loughlin @jamesoloughlin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 27/09/2026
The year is 2006, I'm listening to Interpol and Death Cab for Cutie. The year is 2026, I'm listening to Interpol and Death Cab for Cutie. No, I haven't heard that country song. No, I don't think I'm cool
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 27/09/2026
I apparently will never learn my lesson about hoping talented comedians will keep their dumbshit opinions to themselves
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 27/09/2026
At long last sir, have you no diggity?
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 27/09/2026
The thing that I can never stop thinking about is that for most of these weirdos, "woke 1" never even happened to them. They were just told that someday, someone might ask them to use a pronoun and it was too much
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 27/09/2026
You know being a senator is not a real job otherwise no one would want to do it for an extra 30 years
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 27/09/2026
At long last sir, have you no diggity?
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 26/09/2026
We lost our way when people began "collecting" things
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 26/09/2026
Dbacks please please make the playoffs. My mom needs this so badly
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 26/09/2026
The funny part is, if they just gave all of us a nice house and $100k a year we'd let them have whatever type of sex parties they want
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 26/09/2026
Hate to be a contrarian here but if the government is subsidized policies for people that don't exist, then it's the insurance companies that are committing fraud?
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 26/09/2026
Lady, why do you give a fuck?
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 26/09/2026
I feel that we are in for a huge disappointment when we discover that even when Democrats have everything they need to make the necessary reforms, they still are unwilling to do so. For reasons they won't articulate but at that point will be all too clear
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 26/09/2026
I will invent a hotel shower that you can make hotter without 10 minutes of experimentation
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 26/09/2026
Grammarly, I do not ever want to sound more confident. This is who I am. An equiviquating mess
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 26/09/2026
Dear classic rock groups, I have stopped believing AND thinking about tomorrow
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🍟 ~hanni~ 🍟 @saffronscarf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
well well well, if it isn’t ol’
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 15/09/2026
*Straps a chainsaw to a dog and lets it free* I think this has a 10% chance of hurting someone. Someone needs to stop it
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 25/09/2026
You can just call yourself a scientist. They can't prove that what you're doing isn't science. Look at economists
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 25/09/2026
Mixed Metaphor Martial Arts
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 25/09/2026
The thing I hate about the iced coffee discourse is that the people who are saying it's stupid and the people saying you have to do it are both right
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 25/09/2026
Tiny men reveling in their tiny power. Pathetic
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 25/09/2026
Mixed Metaphor Martial Arts
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 25/09/2026
You can just call yourself a scientist. They can't prove that what you're doing isn't science. Look at economists
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 12/09/2026
The only real positive change we made in the culture is that we made it bad to be called a racist. We just didn't anticipate that this would not make anyone less racist
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Lembas Eater @waybread.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The problem with education is that it's a solved problem. Students need small classes, individual attention, lots of writing, lots of feedback, access to a well-stocked library, time to think, and time to talk with their peers. We just don't like the answer, so we keep trying to do other stuff.
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 23/09/2026
It took me a solid half hour to explain to my wife the background on this before seeing the trailer and it was totally worth it for both of us
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
sitting down to write a column about how too many minorities are getting nominated for prizes these days is real loser shit like scraping the bottom of the racism barrel loser shit
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 23/09/2026
Clearly early Modern English is "I melt with you"
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 23/09/2026
One of my favorite things is getting a notification noise from my computer that I've never heard before and have no idea where it came from or what it means
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Massholes? More like
Dirty lobster crackers
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 22/09/2026
It really is amazing how everyone who is a villain totally looks like a villain.
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 20/09/2026
One of the many things I hate about the film Yesterday is that if The Beatles didn't exist today, their equivalent would be Ed Sheeran
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 20/09/2026
Good to see women breaking into the male-dominated powerful sex pervert industry
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Malevolent Maelstrom @chemicalchaos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hey its fucking wierd more of the dems platform isnt "we will give you abortion rights back"
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
someone should make a movie called “nazis getting shot in the face.” and that’s all it is. $1 billion domestic box office
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I just wanted you to be the first to know that Taylor Lorenz is antiwoke now
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 19/09/2026
He's not right, but I think Paul McCartney is exclusively allowed to think this
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 19/09/2026
Time to log on to Bluesky and have a bunch of people call me dumb
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Dilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
There's too much talent trapped in poverty and too much mediocrity funded. Just sayin.
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 19/09/2026
I live near these two busy and extremely critical streets in the Philippines that for some reason just meet at a street light. So there were plans to build an underpass so one could go under the other and unblock traffic. There were lots of traffic cones and seemingly activity.
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 19/09/2026
Little Tik Tok Shop of Horrors
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 19/09/2026
I'm going to get roasted but he's gotta trim that thing. Yes I get it
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 19/09/2026
NYT Headline: "Tensions between the white house press corps and the president continue to grow"
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Liz as in lizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @sloppers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Libs when they care vs when a tranny doesn’t want to die
Why does it seem like there are always one or two Dems willing to cross the aisle and allow Republicans to continue ransacking the country? BECAUSE WE DO NOT HAVE A 2 PARTY SYSTEM!!! We have 1 party-- the Rich -- and they are playing Good Cop / Bad Cop with us. We are in a Class War, dummies!
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