Reposted by Alex CruiseArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social 177123812652
Alex Cruise @cluonflux.com · 30/09/2026To quote my sister's friend who worked on the McBarge at Expo 86: What the McFuck? 000
Reposted by Alex CruiseSherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t. 37690012811
Reposted by Alex CruiseFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026LIV Tyler’s full name is Fifty Four Tyler 17703119
Reposted by Alex CruiseJoshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026“There’s a new Mr. Beast book.” You bolt awake in your workshop in Mainz. It’s 1450. You’re Johannes Gutenberg, and you’ve changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Your printing press must burn. 6979581452
Reposted by Alex Cruiserax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 31/08/2026i’d like to report a mass murder 421643293
Alex Cruise @cluonflux.com · 30/08/2026one could not ask for a better case of Milkshake Duck, alas 000
Reposted by Alex CruiseViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 23/08/2026MISSED CONNECTION: I was the drunk guy grilling hotdogs. You were the security guard who chased me out of Home Depot 519035
Alex Cruise @cluonflux.com · 22/08/2026My hot take this morning was "Emotionally satisfying but ruinous, the Canadian Way" ... but the upper bound is pretty low so, as you were 000
Reposted by Alex CruiseStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 21/08/2026Why do they call it motivation instead of decanting 926120
Reposted by Alex CruiseBrian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Donkey Kong's arch enemy should be Monkey Kong who is a donkey 633733634
Reposted by Alex CruiseJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026So far the best use for Flock cameras has been as an accidental honeypot to see which law enforcement officers can't resist stalking women in extremely well-documented ways, which is apparently the only thing they can be fired for or resign over. We should probably still unplug them all though! 10875147
Reposted by Alex CruiseBi of Hormuz @blbiofhormuz.bsky.social · 11/08/2026"To locate a family member" How much you wanna bet it was his ex wife or child he lost custody over? If Flock keeps getting pigs fired at this rate I might temper my opinion on them. 0101
Reposted by Alex Cruisei’m nice on here @littleerik.bsky.social · 01/05/2026falcon, come in. this is falconer one. do you read me? over (thin static) falcon, goddammit, this is falconer one. I need you back at base. I don’t like the look of that widening gyre, over. (radio silence, blank and pitiless as the sun) 1192
Alex Cruise @cluonflux.com · 07/08/2026One might be tempted to remark "'escalate' escalated quickly!" 110
Reposted by Alex CruiseCargo Occultist @whisk.bsky.social · 07/08/2026claude, please haunt my foe in their waking hours and their dreams. do a breakthrough 1243
Alex Cruise @cluonflux.com · 05/08/2026The dirty fucking hippies were right www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKEZ... h/t @joeyess.bsky.socialyoutube.comThe Dirty Fucking Hippies Were Right (original version)YouTube video by joeyess 010
Reposted by Alex CruiseAnna Phylaxis @quatoria.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Y’all talking about the 50k now vs a 50% chance at one million need to do some reading on this experiment. Children from deprived backgrounds will choose immediate gratification over the promise of larger future rewards because we have learned that future promises are unreliable.en.wikipedia.orgStanford marshmallow experiment - Wikipedia 451206239
Alex Cruise @cluonflux.com · 25/07/2026@grok I want to sound smart should I call myself Phil Osophie because my name is Phillip or Phil for short and I've heard about philosophy [trying to make this a thing: ask grok the dumbest fucking questions, anywhere other than Twitter] 010
Reposted by Alex CruiseFiona Tribe @fionatribe.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term “dark matter” which is impressive, but he also coined the term “spherical bastard” to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more. 151160584418
Reposted by Alex CruiseC. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Someone called the cyclospora outbreak MAHA Blast and I'm cackling like I'm 13 again. 22290891887
Reposted by Alex Cruisechris “bluesky” poster @chrisrd19.bsky.social · 12/07/2026It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait. 253192213784
Reposted by Alex Cruiseceej @ceej.online · 12/07/2026No statement from Mitch McConnell on the sudden passing of his senate colleague? So much for decorum 198177583111
Reposted by Alex CruiseJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory 6292362070
Reposted by Alex CruiseCabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 04/07/2026new metaphor just dropped 1137285148733
Reposted by Alex CruiseLegacy Update @legacyupdate.net · 14/06/2026Is the Microsoft Office Ribbon causing people to have fewer children? A provocative new working paper explores the persistent drop in birth rates since Office 2007 was introduced nearly two decades ago. 11846081031
Reposted by Alex CruiseDan Hon @danhon.com · 12/06/2026OCEANIA HAS ALWAYS BEEN VERY CLOSE TO A DEAL WITH EURASIA 136127052787
Alex Cruise @cluonflux.com · 12/06/2026#loonfacts the Canadian $1 coin is universally called the Loonie because, well, you know sadly the entire country missed an opportunity to call the $2 coin the Doubloon. 040
Reposted by Alex CruiseCourtney Love will tear us apart (again) @hexadecibelle.fyi · 01/06/2026as part of the BBC’s on-going commitment to representing a diversity of ideas, June will be Pride & Prejudice Month 141031316
Reposted by Alex CruiseBeingHelpish @beinghelpish.bsky.social · 01/06/2026I’ve never done pay-per-view, but I’d pay to watch his name removed from the Kennedy Center live 1333530388
Reposted by Alex Cruiseskeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 31/05/2026threatening my snuffbait horsegirl with the glue factory if she can’t win her next hobby horsing competition and she got so horny at the idea she broke her leg competing and now i have to put her down fr 713119
Alex Cruise @cluonflux.com · 01/06/2026[originally posted to LinkedIn but nobody really took the bait] chat it's time for web4. What do we want in here? 000
Reposted by Alex CruiseThey Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 12/04/2026was once New Amsterdam. 102103241722
