Reposted by Clumsyleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 5hover the weekend, leon went rogue and compromised six or maybe seven miller high lifes that were in the fridge. the incident occurred on saturday night and also involved a red baron frozen pizza. we are conducting a thorough investigation into how this happened 221557161
Reposted by ClumsyUncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...cnn.comThe tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNNIt’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened. 902311389
Reposted by ClumsyRev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 01/10/2026SCENE FROM 2027: Fanduel Ad blasting on the TV: "IN TOO DEEP? UP TO 50K FORGIVEN IF YOU ENLIST NOW" as a man quietly sobs in the corner of the bar 416939
Reposted by Clumsy🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Now this is something I gotta hear 211705
Reposted by ClumsyEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 25/09/2026Walked by here and they had saved some of you a table 2372659
Reposted by ClumsyAura @aurahack.ca · 24/09/2026thinking about the coolest thing ever put into a videogame www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-YP...youtube.comArmored Core VI - “I won’t miss!”YouTube video by Zatheroth 22577146
Reposted by ClumsyAsh @fishyash.com · 21/09/2026Friendly reminder that Duolingo was initially concieved to trick people into translating articles for free, which they later used as training data for MTL algorithms. Duolingo's primary purpose has NEVER been about teaching you a language, even from the start! slate.com/technology/2... 2227131667
Reposted by ClumsyOnboard Navvy @onboard-navvy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Always remember this one from the archives. 382563
Reposted by ClumsyJeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 11/09/2026when I tell people to never forget, this video is what I'm telling them to never forget 4478149
Reposted by ClumsyDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I received all of these checks. They changed my life, and made it possible for me to start the business I'd always dreamed of (AI-generated scam phone calls targeting elderly people). Donald Trump showed up for ME. 271634153
Reposted by Clumsybakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026one hundred bucks for slow as molasses red dead 2 but its in florida in the 2020s are you out of your mind 720917
Reposted by Clumsyrob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 03/09/2026340-pound cop reading flock data that his wife just pulled out of little caesers at 5:58pm and pumping his fist 161051
Reposted by Clumsydrilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026beautiful women named cvs pharmacy keep texting me 2047181035
Reposted by ClumsyMr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 29/08/2026One of your HOMIES is hungry. You can equip your HOMIES with FOOD from the HOMIES menu. Try assigning the BURGER you just purchased to GREGOR. 172208489
Reposted by Clumsyscorpy @socpens.com · 29/08/2026turned on my xbox 360 and this immediately popped up 212924585
Reposted by ClumsyChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 24/08/2026People coming on here to make the moderate case for data centers. 91305131
Reposted by ClumsyRural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Independent Order of Odd Fellows Wentworth, SD 645467
Reposted by ClumsyUncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 12/08/2026It's kind of interesting how we have different experiences, lives, and philosophies, and yet there's one thing we can all agree on: Prisons should number in the tens of thousands, be owned by private citizens with no oversight and explicit permission and encouragement to brutalize people for profit. 336821
Reposted by ClumsyPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 08/08/2026This guy needs a conservatorship 0156594
Reposted by ClumsyDown Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Lorain OH Kono/Orwo Nc/Opticolor 200 Nikon n80 #filmphotography 113423
Reposted by Clumsytreb @treblaw.bsky.social · 30/07/2026standing at the outfield bar at a minor league baseball game where a Trump voter is drunk and loudly complaining about democratic socialism, and I finally look over and this guy has literally pissed his basketball shorts. It's dripping lol 581574168
Reposted by Clumsyjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 18/07/2026It's called The Odyssey because the odyence will see it 171184160
Reposted by ClumsyLee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 13/07/2026static.klipy.com1895 Lumière Train Arrives at La Ciotat StationAlt: 1895 Lumière Train Arrives at La Ciotat Station 1546646
Reposted by ClumsyBearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 28/06/2026When you tell everyone you walked away from the Omelas… but your ass knew you were going back for seconds 😩 513313
Reposted by Clumsypuke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 16/09/2025I’m on a Dubai chocolate diet, i see chocolate and i Do Buy it! 333539
Reposted by ClumsyJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 23/06/2026would you rather be able to travel anywhere in the world you want or be locked inside a dumpster in scottsdale, arizona that you are forbidden to leave 1191749194
Reposted by ClumsyDan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Everything okay, bro? I can't help but notice you've been hitting Subway's daily Sub of the Day meal deals pretty hard lately. 11405
Reposted by Clumsyleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 20/06/2026this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to show up in full combat gear on a hot summer day to the pool he filled with algae because he gave a paint job to one of his cigar puffing cronies. you are ordered to stop tourists from touching the green water. good luck soldier 228140313949
Reposted by Clumsykate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 19/06/2026He hasn’t tweeted today what happened 17097841943
Reposted by ClumsyThat Tom Hall @thattomhall.bsky.social · 19/06/2026RIP Bobby Prince. His music legacy will live on, making inspired music for Commander Keen, Wolfenstein 3D, DOOM, countless others. A true legend. And such a nice man, great musician, wonderful, fun-loving man, nothing but happy memories of him. A loss to the world. 7254642223
Reposted by ClumsyAlex M-O | Wishlist Rune Fencer Illyia! @amodev.bsky.social · 13/06/2026i created this meme like 4 years ago on twitter and it went super viral and i think i got like 20 death threats. that's how you know i was cooking with this one 155217925491
Reposted by ClumsyErrai @errai.bsky.social · 11/06/2026* You left Nostalgia Chat * retrosteve: I miss him ☝️ 8 348754
Reposted by ClumsyRural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Gumby’s Bar Mondovi, WI 182002499
Reposted by Clumsy🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Buddy. You’re not a prepper. Give up 612967288
Reposted by ClumsyBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Nithya Raman Was Supposed to Be LA’s Mamdani. Then Spencer Pratt Showed Up. He Was A Dumb Asshole and He Lost. Anyway This Headline is Over I Guess. 91205132
Reposted by Clumsymerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 06/06/2026i can see how youd be confused but this is a cartoon for adults. it has random humor and people doing loud annoying voices like in nickelodeon shows from the 2000s. its not for kids 623213
Reposted by Clumsymiah 🔜 blfc @sergals.bsky.social · 06/06/2026AND FOR $19.95 YOU CAN RENT THIS MOTHERFUCKER 01671528