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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 3h
i’m drinking wine thats hard anf flavoured
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 3h
my god dude i fuckin love peter griffin man hes so awesome. just think about it for a second like hes the best
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The actor who plays the monster in The Fly is the same guy who plays the scientist at the beginning of the movie. Makes me wish i paid more attention lol. Time for a rewatch
the monster in The Fly the same actor playing the scientist at the beginning of the movie
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 23h
Really love these two
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me as an English language teacher for adults: Now, if you’re talking to someone you do not like very much, and they are telling you a sad story that you don’t care about, you say “that’s crazy.” Shake your head, too. Now repeat after me: “that’s crazy”
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I know I’m funny af, but that’s just the veneer glued on what is frankly a deeply nuanced person with complex emotions. That’s on tea, mama.
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Corel Gallery Clipart @clipart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
COLLINP1.BMF
A color portrait of drummer, singer, Genesis frontman, and Top 40 solo artist Phil Collins, circa 1990. Special Operative Yìchén sees the image and can’t help himself. He’s suddenly air drumming the 10-note tom-tom fill from “In the Air Tonight.” His director at the Eleventh Bureau shoots Yìchén a stern look from beyond the cubicle.
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There really is a post for everybody
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
gen z true crime doc names would be sum shit like The Killer Unc……
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Poop drops out of Ed Sheeran’s ass
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
in the south of Portugal rn most beautiful place just ate octopus and shrimp and now i have to spend 2 hours of my evening watching my dad watch manchester united which is not a complaint
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
genuinely feel more sentimental towards this than photos of my younger cousin reaching childhood milestones
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Agreed. Let me take care of it, hound. Off!!!!!
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UrineInTeapot @demilardner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
EPPIAOSE THREE IS OUT
youtu.be
Rivers and Canals | Alexei Toliopoulos, Elouise Eftos & Demi Lardner | So You Wanna Win a Penis Pump
YouTube video by Grouse House
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Val 🏳️‍⚧️ @valondar.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Mozart and Salieri
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The gamer currently www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive
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devil spire ball bag | !discord !youtube | Streaming just chatting.
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Always a nice surprise going through old clothes to get rid of. What the hell is this man
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
they call it Nintendo Direct bc when i see Nintendo i go Directly to my bed and fucking jack off
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
ik we shit on ppl who use chat gpt (for good reason) but u can be a google chud too. i just looked up “jon taffer oooo” on images thinking it would show me pics of jon taffer making an OooOoOoo face
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
silly mamas
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i lov e this kind of thing youtu.be/rEbkRxiPeIQ?...
youtu.be
XTC - Outside World (Live at Hammersmith Palais 22/12/1980)
YouTube video by jat13
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Pat @pizzasuplex.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Jobs and Emails youtu.be/O-HOS6R8CEQ?...
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The Most Normal Game Show in the World with Demi Lardner | Jobs & Emails w/Alex Lee + David Correos
YouTube video by Grouse House
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
every hair ad i see makes up new ways to describe hair i swear to god. with multidimensional colour… and cosmic-orchestral root empowerment… rinky dinkly fucky wuppy volume….
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The Go Off Kings @gooffkings.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
4 nights. 200 game discs. It's DVD Week 2: Game Disc Edition. With special guests @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social, @thelukeman.bsky.social, @howelldawdy.com, @johncullen.bsky.social, @eliyudin.com, @libbycwatson.com, @coollike.gay, @slowpuke.bsky.social, @murderxbryan.bsky.social, and Chris James.
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
i changed my name on uber to Mianus and it rocks every time a driver asks “how are you, My Anus?”
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
i wish everyone who works in the wardrobe department of commercial shoots a very Get Very Sick Now
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fold @foldpls.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
yea cream on it
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
FUCK!!! THIS IS THE WORST ONE!! FUUUUUCKKKK!! NOOOOOO!!!! KING HARALD!!!!!! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING MEEEEE GOD DAMMITTTTTT!!!!!!!!
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
nahhh we got Stanley Tucci’s 4-ingredient zucchini parmigiana casserole that’s so good he eats it for breakfast and dinner before GTA 6 💀💀💀
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
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Jesse Maximum @jmaq.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
YOLO? Bro, I’m a Gamer… I’ll just respawn!
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
s2 of SYWAPP is out. i wrote on it. i pove demi
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
im living www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive
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well well well. look what we big walk | !discord | Streaming just chatting.
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Pugmane @pugmane.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
*eating an everything bagel* this bagel is everythinggggg yesssss
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
playing some more obscure 3DO games www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive
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the 3DO. the machine of magic| !discord | Streaming just chatting.
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
youtu.be/hZXAU7fjW-U?...
youtu.be
Two Doors Down - Dolly Parton | The Midnight Special
YouTube video by The Midnight Special
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Eating your pussy scratches my brain just right !!
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
my sleepy frowny ray of sunshine
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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 24/08/2026
take a look inside jack nicholson’s repulsive mansion
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I like to draw a lot of Bill Hader’s characters, but I found that I Drew Barry More
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The Go Off Kings @gooffkings.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Monkey Sitcom! ObscureTube! How to Fish! Family Feud! Choicer Voicer! What a week!
Monday: 
Monkey Sitcom

Tuesday:
ObscureTube w/Ricky Peacock

Wednesday:
How to Fish w/Luke & Slowpuke

Thursday:
Family Feud & Choicer Voicer

twitch.tv/gooffkings
5 PM Pacific
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I’m having a Google Drive. Donate me Googles. Lol
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Much to my annoyance my roommate (who i love) bought a vacuum sealer to stuff the fridge with vacuum sealed sausage. Second time he’s used it and he’s going “stupid piece of shit” and hitting the thing
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Love when an elderly couple in a tiny convertible top down drive past. They think they look so tough. Actually, you’re in a really vulnerable position. And your frail framework doesn’t help. I could hop in there and crush you. World isn’t all cookies and cream.
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Jon Taffer. Terrible dad. Nightmare. Grandpa? Probably awesome.
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It’s gonna feel so awesome in 10 years when 2013-2017 fashion comes back and every young person I’m jealous of starts dressing like abysmal dogshit and not realizing it sucks
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Irish girl named Shegan Michael-Key
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Bonus stream playing an FMV game name of Evil School. Evil School www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive
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i'd go to school if i had Sprite Principal. I'd go to school if i had Sprite Class | !discord | Streaming evil school.
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