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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 6h
over the weekend, leon went rogue and compromised six or maybe seven miller high lifes that were in the fridge. the incident occurred on saturday night and also involved a red baron frozen pizza. we are conducting a thorough investigation into how this happened
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Team Ilhan @teamilhan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Deal with it. 🕶️
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Clumsy @clumsy.zone · 01/10/2026
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026
It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...
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The tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNN
It’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened.
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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
SCENE FROM 2027: Fanduel Ad blasting on the TV: "IN TOO DEEP? UP TO 50K FORGIVEN IF YOU ENLIST NOW" as a man quietly sobs in the corner of the bar
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The Go Off Kings @gooffkings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yes it was worth it
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Now this is something I gotta hear
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 25/09/2026
Walked by here and they had saved some of you a table
Loser's Eating House
4.2 女文女女大 (114)•田39 min
Bakery • $10-20
Closed • Opens 8:30 AM Fri
Saved in Nyc
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Aura @aurahack.ca · 24/09/2026
thinking about the coolest thing ever put into a videogame www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-YP...
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Armored Core VI - “I won’t miss!”
YouTube video by Zatheroth
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Ash @fishyash.com · 21/09/2026
Friendly reminder that Duolingo was initially concieved to trick people into translating articles for free, which they later used as training data for MTL algorithms. Duolingo's primary purpose has NEVER been about teaching you a language, even from the start! slate.com/technology/2...
If it doesn’t charge users and, so far, doesn’t serve them any ads, how does Duolingo make money? It tricks you into working as an unpaid translation service. At the end of some lessons, Duolingo will ask you if you want to practice by translating a real-world document. Which will turn out to be, say, a BuzzFeed article. By melding together enough stabs at this task from high-level Duolingo users, the app can render a surprisingly accurate translation. Which is worth good money. So far, Duolingo has contracts with BuzzFeed and CNN to translate stories from English into languages such as Spanish, French, and Portuguese. This service is already earning Duolingo hundreds of thousands of dollars a year, but von Ahn predicts he will be adding a raft of new clients soon. “The language translations market is huge,” he says. “It’s a $30 billion per year market.”
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Clumsy @clumsy.zone · 13/09/2026
Happy birthday!
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 12/09/2026
Man standing in front of big neon sign that says “is that good?” As the crowd chants the same. Art by Mattie lubchansky
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Onboard Navvy @onboard-navvy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Always remember this one from the archives.
A Nate Silver Tweet from 4 Feb 2021 (referencing the Johnson and Johnson covid vaccine): "Why should this take three weeks though? Is the data intrinsically that complicated? Is there any doubt that J&J will be approved?" 
@forgethewings replies: "Hi Nate - if it helps think about how unimportant your work is and how you still manage to get it wrong, and then imagine it was important work and you had to get it right"
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 11/09/2026
when I tell people to never forget, this video is what I'm telling them to never forget
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I received all of these checks. They changed my life, and made it possible for me to start the business I'd always dreamed of (AI-generated scam phone calls targeting elderly people). Donald Trump showed up for ME.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
one hundred bucks for slow as molasses red dead 2 but its in florida in the 2020s are you out of your mind
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
340-pound cop reading flock data that his wife just pulled out of little caesers at 5:58pm and pumping his fist
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
beautiful women named cvs pharmacy keep texting me
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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 29/08/2026
One of your HOMIES is hungry. You can equip your HOMIES with FOOD from the HOMIES menu. Try assigning the BURGER you just purchased to GREGOR.
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scorpy @socpens.com · 29/08/2026
turned on my xbox 360 and this immediately popped up
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Pugmane @pugmane.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Clumsy @clumsy.zone · 25/08/2026
Took a nap with my son (Baphomet) ealier
Domestic medium hair black cat taking a nap on top of an ipad. He is very cute
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
People coming on here to make the moderate case for data centers.
Pissing me off factory meme with the cat
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Clumsy @clumsy.zone · 21/08/2026
The CA Raisins letterhead is incredible
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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Independent Order of Odd Fellows Wentworth, SD
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 12/08/2026
It's kind of interesting how we have different experiences, lives, and philosophies, and yet there's one thing we can all agree on: Prisons should number in the tens of thousands, be owned by private citizens with no oversight and explicit permission and encouragement to brutalize people for profit.
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Clumsy @clumsy.zone · 11/08/2026
thegenxidiot
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dec scary @1milliondollars.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
for what purpose, master chief?
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
This guy needs a conservatorship
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Lorain OH Kono/Orwo Nc/Opticolor 200 Nikon n80 #filmphotography
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Clumsy @clumsy.zone · 30/07/2026
my parents wouldn't buy cable growing up, but when they were finally forced to get basic cable from our provider, The Box was one of the only extra channels we got. Would watch it all day. The censored version of Papa Roach Last Resort is burned into my brain
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
standing at the outfield bar at a minor league baseball game where a Trump voter is drunk and loudly complaining about democratic socialism, and I finally look over and this guy has literally pissed his basketball shorts. It's dripping lol
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Clumsy @clumsy.zone · 28/07/2026
I de-adobe'd a couple years ago and it really is so much better if you can find an alternative that works for you. It is nuts to me that even on high spec systems all of their software runs like shit. When I ran CaptureOne for the first time i was shocked that it wasnt lagging all the time
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Supercritical mass time
People always say cyclists need to be more afraid of cars, because in a collision, the car wins.
It doesn't have to be like that. We can _both_lose.


[picture of a propane tank on a bike]
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
It's called The Odyssey because the odyence will see it
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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1895 Lumière Train Arrives at La Ciotat Station
Alt: 1895 Lumière Train Arrives at La Ciotat Station
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 04/07/2026
new metaphor just dropped
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Incredible
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BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 28/06/2026
When you tell everyone you walked away from the Omelas… but your ass knew you were going back for seconds 😩
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I’m on a Dubai chocolate diet, i see chocolate and i Do Buy it!
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
would you rather be able to travel anywhere in the world you want or be locked inside a dumpster in scottsdale, arizona that you are forbidden to leave
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Everything okay, bro? I can't help but notice you've been hitting Subway's daily Sub of the Day meal deals pretty hard lately.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to show up in full combat gear on a hot summer day to the pool he filled with algae because he gave a paint job to one of his cigar puffing cronies. you are ordered to stop tourists from touching the green water. good luck soldier
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
He hasn’t tweeted today what happened
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Juneteenth should not be a federal holiday.
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That Tom Hall @thattomhall.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
RIP Bobby Prince. His music legacy will live on, making inspired music for Commander Keen, Wolfenstein 3D, DOOM, countless others. A true legend. And such a nice man, great musician, wonderful, fun-loving man, nothing but happy memories of him. A loss to the world.
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Alex M-O | Wishlist Rune Fencer Illyia! @amodev.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
i created this meme like 4 years ago on twitter and it went super viral and i think i got like 20 death threats. that's how you know i was cooking with this one
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