Reposted by Chuck PorterJosh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 20hthey DIDN'T REFUND her fucking TUITION????? 1453301413
Chuck Porter @chuckporter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Sisley Huddleston appearing in Doc Holliday Live! at the Branson Saloon and Supper Club Cowboy Revue, 2 weeks only. 110
Chuck Porter @chuckporter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you've seen it? 220
Reposted by Chuck PorterMike Masnick @masnick.com · 11/09/2026Just did a quick look around and I don't see very many headlines about the President of the US making people pledge allegiance to him personally while telling everyone to commit election fraud and "cheat like hell" to support his party. Seems like it should be a story? 5758191881
Reposted by Chuck PorterMusicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 10/09/2026like you apparently have to make some money to live in society but it turns out you don’t have to care about it and if you just read books and go on adventures the rest of the time nobody can really stop you? wild 240218
Chuck Porter @chuckporter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026A friend told my wife and I that getting married and settling down was our midlife crisis. 8 years later I'm a househusband and looking after my elderly parents. I've also stopped drinking and started paying attention to my diet. It's not a bad life. 0501
Chuck Porter @chuckporter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026And just as the music starts and they're about to fade to black, a guy in a white hardhat and slightly nicer clothes comes strolling up to him and Lawrence. Peter hasn't lost annoying supervisors at all. It's a perfect ending but nobody seems to catch that part. 000
Chuck Porter @chuckporter.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?static.klipy.comTommy Lee Jones on Dr. Richard Kimble in The FugitiveAlt: Tommy Lee Jones wants a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, hen house, outhouse and dog house in the area. Go get him! 000
Reposted by Chuck PorterGarrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today. 227395187142
Chuck Porter @chuckporter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Top 5 Simpsons things I say: 1. It's a perfectly cromulent word. 2. Nothing could possiblie go wrong. 3. We're through the looking glass, here, people. 4. You people have been keeping me back long enough! I'm going to clown college! 5. As much as I hate that man right now, you gotta love that hat. 110
Reposted by Chuck PorterPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 15/08/2026A fascist makes wild claims that there are powerful secretive organizations endlessly persecuting him, for the same reason he is a sexual predator: he completely rejects the idea of consent and agency. He can't perceive that millions of people individually decided to tell him "no, fuck off" 231570
Reposted by Chuck Porterreuben @liesandperfidy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026medieval Colombo asking a bunch of ignorant questions about stonemasonry until the local baron reveals he knows way too much about specific counterweights 1438
Reposted by Chuck Porterlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 12/08/2026"no one will be normal about AOC if she runs for president" is both true and a bad reason for her not to run. you could run the most milquetoast middle of the road clean cut straight white man alive and the right is still going to act like the deranged freaks they are 933910419
Reposted by Chuck PorterQueeDave @queedave.bsky.social · 11/08/2026The difference between the bible and The Lord of the Rings is that if you find a LOTR book in a hotel room someone is sad because they lost their book. 11279
Chuck Porter @chuckporter.bsky.social · 02/08/2026My medievalist sister has a survey about metadata for digitized medieval manuscripts! Say that five times fast. 021
Reposted by Chuck PorterEMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I cannot rest from discourse. I will see that film again tomorrow. I will drink life to the lees. Again I will enjoy greatly, will suffer greatly, both with those that love me, and in Pleasantville NY. I am become a meme. Film showing: burnsfilmcenter.org/booking/the-...burnsfilmcenter.orgThe Odyssey : Jacob Burns Film CenterThe Odyssey, Matt Damon, Tom Holland, Christopher Nolan, Zendaya, Robert Pattinson, Odysseus, Greek, Classic, Antiquity 802809296
Reposted by Chuck Porterpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 26/07/2026To get casual fans caught up, the new Avengers movie should start with all the characters doing a rap where they say who they are and what their deal is 1344427506
Reposted by Chuck PorterAmanda Makepeace (ᏣᏁᎾ) ❤️🔥 @amandamakepeace.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Apparently there are some folks upset that Aragorn isn’t white on the new Magic card and I just want to point out this was 1978 Aragorn. Get over it. 1183779441
Reposted by Chuck PorterAaron Hammer @cityinahole.bsky.social · 18/07/2026As a teen I worked at a gas station selling people scratch tickets. I would not have thought that people could destroy their lives over 1$ scratch-offs, but I watched it happen. I think about how much worse off my customers would've been if they could have gambled on their phones. 834139
Chuck Porter @chuckporter.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Seven Pounds. Only movie I've ever walked out on. Bad movies can be fun or silly, but it took itself so seriously considering it was so dull and so stupid. It was 2 hours long and I left after the first 5. 000
Chuck Porter @chuckporter.bsky.social · 10/07/2026John Carterstatic.klipy.comSmack Taylor KitschAlt: Tars Tarkas whacks John Carter upside the head. He took them to the wrong city! 000
Reposted by Chuck PorterRachel Hallie @dazedrachel.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Character MATTERS. Someone cannot just have the correct whitepaper collection and slogans on their site. These people will have power over you. These people will be making decisions that impact us all. Do they indicate that they can be trusted with that power? That matters just as much. 14893120
Reposted by Chuck PorterAlexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 07/07/2026if he complains to FIFA again will they discover new footage showing that we won 3488175
Reposted by Chuck PorterDepartment of Angela @angelaisms.bsky.social · 07/07/2026And that’s BAD. We want LESS of it. 1948
Reposted by Chuck PorterDiana Goodman 👓🎥 @lecinenerd.bsky.social · 06/07/2026There is Yorkshire Burrito - it’s a Sunday roast wrapped in a giant thin Yorkshire pudding. 5552884
Reposted by Chuck PorterSorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Cancer: Stay focused this week on the things that really matter, like escalating your feud with the neighbors into a proper duel. 322056
Reposted by Chuck PorterBeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 03/07/2026somebody should make a serial killer hunting movie where three quarters of the way through they get assigned to this instead. 1656689
Chuck Porter @chuckporter.bsky.social · 03/07/2026TIL that's a 26 year old Donal Logue playing Capt. Ellis Spear ("You mean chahge?") and now I can't not see him. This movie had such a wild cast. 010
Reposted by Chuck PorterAngry Staff Officer @pptsapper.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Happy “liberal arts professor helps save the Union” day to all who celebrate 10156361502
Chuck Porter @chuckporter.bsky.social · 30/06/2026One thing I like is that since Dr Seward's journal sections are wax cylinder recordings, a lot of Van Helsing's "Mein Gott vat now" lines are actually Dr Seward imitating his accent. For scientific accuracy of course. 020
Reposted by Chuck PorterIlhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I assimilated all the way to Congress and this idiot still tells me to go back where I came from. 370149212911
Reposted by Chuck Porteranother morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar 264137463525
Reposted by Chuck PorterAndrew Reeves @andrewsshi.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Okay we've done, "Just shoot The Drug Dealers when they try to come in," we've done, "Just bomb the Ayatollah," we've done, "Just cut wasteful government spending," and we've got two and a half more years. What other Brain-rotted Boomer Median Voter endeavors can we expect? 2022119
Reposted by Chuck PorterPopehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Dude looks like Nikita Khrushchev got sent to Hell and doomed to spend eternity selling used Pontiacs 922092204
Chuck Porter @chuckporter.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I KNOW that this is as much about childhood nostalgia as anything, but Chicken McNuggets with sweet n sour sauce are amazing. I'll still eat a 10 pack if I need a pick me up. 000
Reposted by Chuck PorterA Dead Sinking Rory @zealousagain.bsky.social · 23/05/2026The difference between having a cat and having a dog is staggering. Having a dog is like having child who’s disgusting. Having a cat is like having a painting that’s mad at you. 191221244
Reposted by Chuck PorterNat Guest @unfortunatalie.bsky.social · 17/03/2026A friend just sent me this perfect piece by Karel Čapek, trans. Dora Round, ‘From the Point of View of a Cat’. 141525646
Reposted by Chuck PorterBarred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 12/05/2026me, buying a book written by someone who I've never met but we sometimes like each other's posts on Bluesky: my friend wrote this 11770971085
Reposted by Chuck PorterStefan Ellison @mrcoat.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Rose Tico is one of the best Star Wars characters and her line about winning by "not fighting what we hate, but saving what we love" is one more people should take to heart. 732868
Reposted by Chuck PorterHigh Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 02/05/2026hot take: women are less likely to use AI because we’re quick to clock flattery as a tool of manipulation 7681881754
Reposted by Chuck PorterJosh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 20/03/2026they're calling it hyperinflation, folks. it's not just regular inflation, it's [weird voice, unclear what he's trying to do] HYPE-er. they're saying it will reduce debt like never before. and the savings .... well, we don't talk about savings. it's not very nice. but for debts it's terriffic 36310
Reposted by Chuck PorterCovie @covie93.bsky.social · 28/04/2026How Volodymr Zelenskyy manages to survive in a literal war without a ballroom to keep him safe is just shocking to me. 162111562619
Reposted by Chuck PorterJohn Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 23/04/2026Mutual on the old place posted, what I thought was an astute observation: there are two types of men who struggle with this, one needs to be told "Just go and ask people out, you're fine", and the other "No, you are making people uncomfortable", and they almost 100% self-select the wrong way round. 18767125
Reposted by Chuck PorterAlasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Note to TV screenwriters: mine owners do not pressure their kids to become miners. 81437
Reposted by Chuck PorterSarah Posner @sarahposner.bsky.social · 14/04/2026It's so funny to me that right-wingers love to pretend to love the Middle Ages and the Crusades and all that and then complain that the Pope shouldn't get involved in politics. 3290151621
