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QueeDave

@queedave.bsky.social
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Harpooner leveraging a legacy as the son of a South Sea chieftain. Optimizes synergies with Ishmael. Pursues the great white whale with KPI-driven determination. Aligns with 'savage' benchmarks. Consumer of free range organic cannibals.

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QueeDave @queedave.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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There's four types of black Maga
YouTube video by FD Streams
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QueeDave @queedave.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I think people want me to feel bad for using the term "tankie" and point to the fact that Wester countries fuck up to. I'm very sorry, but that is not a defense of tankies. Every country has a chance of being run by an authoritarian. But some countries, that is kind of their whole thing.
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QueeDave @queedave.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
For some reason thinking of Kash Patel reminded me of this song: www.youtube.com/watch?v=COhM...
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Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep - Twisted Tunes Vault 5
YouTube video by Bob Rivers' Twisted Tunes
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QueeDave @queedave.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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How Comedy Drowned in a Radioactive Cesspool of Corruption and Depravity
YouTube video by The Elephant Graveyard
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QueeDave @queedave.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There is a topology joke that says humans are donuts. Because of our digestive tract, we simplify to a torus shape. ( It's a hole thing, look it up.) I feel the need to add to this corpus by pointing out that, given this fact, it follows necessarily that when you smile, you smile like a donut.
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QueeDave @queedave.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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How did we get here?
YouTube video by FD Streams
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QueeDave @queedave.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I've been reading the fuck out of @keithrosson.bsky.social and @stephengrahamjones.com For some reason they seem to kind of go together for me. #books
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QueeDave @queedave.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Just finished The Mercy of the Tide by @keithrosson.bsky.social It isn't quite like any other book I have read and I honestly didn't see the twist coming. Gonna have to ruminate on it. I need peeps to talk about it with. I would recommend it, just not sure how to characterize it. #book
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QueeDave @queedave.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If you think the product is free, then you have a fundamental misunderstanding. When you don't pay for what you are consuming, that thing stops being "the product" and, through the mystery of transubstantiation, you become the item being sold to advertisers. You're a product, Harry.
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QueeDave @queedave.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"We must indeed all hang together, or most assuredly we shall all be shot by ICE". ---Benjamin Franklin
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QueeDave @queedave.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
We have to stop wringing our hands because their hands are wringing our necks.
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Jack Cousteau ⚓️ @angrywaterman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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QueeDave @queedave.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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It looks like Democrats are getting serious about Supreme Court reform
YouTube video by Takes™ by Jamelle Bouie
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Stephen Graham Jones @stephengrahamjones.com · 31/08/2026
Hey, it’s out there! Excited:
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QueeDave @queedave.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It don’t matter where you go, you’re a pimp or you’re the ho. Which is you? Bitch, you know. You're the ho. -- Socrates #poetry #fakeattributions #socrates #philosophy #shitposting
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QueeDave @queedave.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
When I watched PBS as a kid, I thought William F. Buckley was intelligent and charming. As I grew old enough to know better, it became clear he had a vicious hatred for people like me. It was like watching the portrait of Dorian Gray age, slowly revealing the truth about Republicans.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/08/2026
Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings
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QueeDave @queedave.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Today is world dog day. I don't know what a world dog is.
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QueeDave @queedave.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"She was hot. Like EV battery thermal run-away hot."
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QueeDave @queedave.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
When I worked in SF, I would sometimes baa as we all rode BART in the morning. And as we were exiting and were being funneled up the escalator, it felt as I imagined entering a cattle chute would feel. I could sense that the wool was about to be sheared off me. And up the conveyor belt we went.
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QueeDave @queedave.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Fractal Incompetence (n.): A condition in which incompetence reproduces itself at every level of examination; each mistake, when inspected closely, reveals smaller mistakes within it, which in turn generate further mistakes. Example: "Trump constantly commits acts of fractal incompetence."
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QueeDave @queedave.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Watched the Supergirl movie. It was fine. People are shitting all over it. Are people forgetting what a bad comic book movie actually looks like? Y'all are spoiled.
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QueeDave @queedave.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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The Racist Myth Medicine Used for 200 Years
YouTube video by Joel Bervell
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QueeDave @queedave.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I just want to say that more people need to read The Lesser Dead by Christopher Buehlman. You can thank me later. #horror #books
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QueeDave @queedave.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Russia's gains cost 400-1000 Russian soldiers per km² Ukraine: 603,628 km² × ~400 soldiers/km² ( low end ) = ~241.5M soldiers needed Russia has: → 143M people total → 1.1M active military Too many losses for too few gains. Combat math says impossible. #Ukraine #Russia #WarMath
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QueeDave @queedave.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Was anyone else completely skeeved out by this? I mean, that is what they are going for. Mission accomplished. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fHX...
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Primetime | Official Trailer HD | A24
YouTube video by A24
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QueeDave @queedave.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe." -- Carl Sagan
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QueeDave @queedave.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
"Of all the things that didn't happen..." www.youtube.com/watch?v=46tp...
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The pundits have completely lost the plot
YouTube video by Takes™ by Jamelle Bouie
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QueeDave @queedave.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
One of my parody songs: Your Blood ( The Outfield - Your love ) ( I would love to hear someone sing it. )
Your blood ( The Outfield - Your love ) 

Jonny’s in a strange nation far away
Fear is riding on his shoulder
He hears the wolves as they hunt their prey
That mountain breeze just got a little bit colder 

Voices of children of the night
Sing the desolation of his plight

Approaching the dark castle, his dread grew  
And his fears they did redouble
Will our hero live to see his boo?
Or is he fated for an undead lover

What is the conclusion of the night?
Will a fell transfusion come tonight?

Try to Count the brides he’s taken 
How long until “Dear Jon” becomes past tense?
Back in London Mina’s all alone
Is that a cougar on the ceiling?

If you see him, please run and close the door 
Or you’ll regret when he holds ya 
His pallor’s white and his teeth are long  
And you’re the victim he’ll feed upon 

Is it a confusion of the sight?
Causing that illusion of his flight?

What was that occlusion of the light? 
 Are those massive wings above?  Oh shite!
That feelings not confusion Love, it’s fright
You don’t want to lose your blood tonight
 lose your blood
 lose your blood
 lose your blood ( a bite ) 
 lose your blood ( a bite )
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QueeDave @queedave.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
For profit prisons are a fucking horrible idea. No one should make money off of human bondage and until you create the perfect legal system you know you are throwing some innocent people in prison. It is fucking disgusting and if you aren't ashamed of it you should be.
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QueeDave @queedave.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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LEMON DROP - Beware The Rise Of The Digital Black Sellout!
YouTube video by Don Lemon
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QueeDave @queedave.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Trump is gold-plating statues. A square foot of the gilding can contain roughly $30–$40 worth of gold. Strip 10 square feet and you're talking $300–$400. There are always lights out in my neighorhood because people steal the copper. I wonder if there are any bets on kalshi about this.
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QueeDave @queedave.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Progressive taxation is fair. The nation's infrastructure, courts, educated workers, public subsidies, political influence, and economic system make their wealth possible. And they get more out of all of it than we do. Try being poor in court vs being rich. They shouldn't bitch about paying for it.
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QueeDave @queedave.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
amen www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dh5x...
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All Things Dull & Ugly
YouTube video by Monty Python - Topic
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QueeDave @queedave.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Another group that voted for Trump because they apparently had no idea what happens to people who vote for Trump. I Guess they were all two days old when they voted. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0srH...
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Pakistanis 'Massively Disappointed' in Trump
YouTube video by Zeteo
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QueeDave @queedave.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The meetings will continue until moral improves.
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QueeDave @queedave.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I loathe the phrase “You miss 100 percent of the shots you don’t take.” If that were literally true, every weapon system ever made would have a near-zero accuracy rate. Just say, “You can’t score if you don’t try,” or some such rot. At least that’s logical instead of vacuous bullshit.
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QueeDave @queedave.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill" — Mr. Rogers, on King Friday XIII
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QueeDave @queedave.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
For people that need a little more background on the wildberries strikes. www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDZY...
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How a Circuit Board From a Downed Drone Led Ukraine to Russia's Biggest Shopping Warehouse
YouTube video by Wes O'Donnell
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QueeDave @queedave.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
“The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to normalize betting markets.” -- Socrates
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QueeDave @queedave.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This is what protest voting bought us. Thanks. I hate it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsYC...
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Let's talk about Trump's new nuclear weapons policy....
YouTube video by Belle of the Ranch
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QueeDave @queedave.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I hate it when people say, “I’ve lost someone recently.” My asshole brain immediately interjects: “Where did you last see them?” Not out loud. Only in my head. But it still undermines the gravity of the moment. And then I worry about my microexpressions. **I've "lost" people recently too
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QueeDave @queedave.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
What have we sacrificed?
Luthen Rael delivers his intense “What have I sacrificed?” monologue in Andor. Overlaid text reads: “The look you deserve to get when you question Black voters’ commitment.”
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QueeDave @queedave.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I would like an economist to show us the graph where wealth finally becomes “fuck-you money,” then somehow curves back into “I’m a little bitch” money. Because all these billionaires seem to be either cowards, villains, or villainous cowards.
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QueeDave @queedave.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Russia is Hunting Civilians in Ukraine
YouTube video by Preston Stewart
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QueeDave @queedave.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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"Vote Blue No Matter Who" (Abdul El-Sayed Edition)
YouTube video by Takes™ by Jamelle Bouie
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QueeDave @queedave.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Love Farming While Beige www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYfu...
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Keeping money in your community is NOT one of the thousand reasons to buy from local farmers.
YouTube video by Farming While Beige
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QueeDave @queedave.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Love Farm to Taber www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1GV...
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Farm bailouts: 3 things everyone should know
YouTube video by Farm to Taber
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QueeDave @queedave.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Republicans always do this. They claim to be the fiscally responsible ones while running up a massive debt. Well, protest and non voters who gave us Trump. Are you surprised that it happened again? Now if we do vote Trump out you will complain "why can't you fix everything?" Reread carefully.
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QueeDave @queedave.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Trump’s need to gold-plate everything reminds me of Saddam Hussein’s gold AK. Trump is a gold-plated AK pressed to Democracy’s head. The barrel is hot, and Democracy is already bleeding out from several massive wounds. Emblazoned across the barrel: “I alone can fix it.”
Saddam Hussein's gold AK
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