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reuben

@liesandperfidy.bsky.social
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armed only with my hatred for moral clarity

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is the worst thing the Dodgers have ever done
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/10/2026
I worry in the next few years we're all going to have to have some patient, complicated conversations with older or less media-engaged relatives who see the le epic trump takedown posts but do not stuff like this about who Gavin Newsom Really Is
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reuben @liesandperfidy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Bugs Bunny Riding a Horse
ALT: Bugs Bunny Riding a Horse
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No Cartridge Trev @nocartridge.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Really good stuff from Marc as always here
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
me: jrr. you gotta stop naming dwarves jrr tolkien: borgen and lorgen and forgen and clorgen. bujingo and judingo and bobingo. choin and groin and sloin and of course, bloin
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reuben @liesandperfidy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what the fuck. Don’t care for this
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reuben @liesandperfidy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For Americans, the names that jump out are Airbnb, Expedia, Motorola and TripAdvisor
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i can't stress enough that i have ZERO hesitation totalizing my political orientation around this singular issue: the genocide has to stop, the perpetrators brought to justice, and the apartheid settler state completely dismantled. The prevailing Moral Imperative of Our Time.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lord of the Rings Sauron: the army of elves and men have joined together in a final alliance to stop me Silmarillion Sauron: no one tell anyone that a big dog just beat my ass, Morgoth will know I was drunk oh fuck I need this job oh fuck
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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reuben @liesandperfidy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m stunned. guy was one of a kind, just a totally joyous performer who did it all with the meanest expression you ever saw. none of his peers had a bad word to say about him.
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Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Let Max Scherzer go out as he came in — in a frothing, murderous rage aimed indiscriminately at friend and foe alike.
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reuben @liesandperfidy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bay folks, given the slightest opportunity, you gotta go to Mandi House on Valencia. best first visit to a restaurant I’ve had in years.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you guys broke watergate
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I like Body Horror, not because I am a Trans Woman, but because I am a hypochondriacal Jew
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reuben @liesandperfidy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
they’re saying sports are good
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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reuben @liesandperfidy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
thinking about getting back into Warcraft (i know, shut up) and i've made a critical addition to our guild brainstorming document
screenshot of a google doc table of contents. most of it is pretty incoherent, the point is that i have a section labeled "Glup Shittos." you can't run an RP guild in an MMO without maintaining a high quality collection of Glup Shittos. it's the rules
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lewys @generalquixote.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Thinking about how there was a bit in Macklemore’s statement where he specifically said (correctly) “I’m not the victim here and neither are Ed Sheeran or Pink” and then everything Ed Sheeran has said since has been some variation on “if you think about it I’m the real victim here”
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the republicans are wide open on several fronts, historically unpopular president, unpopular war, record high gas. any dem throwing trans people under the bus at this moment is doing it because they want to. not like they need to, do they. even if it worked as a vote winner, which it doesn't
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reuben @liesandperfidy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
BIG KATIE
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reuben @liesandperfidy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
feels like I haven’t been to a show in forever. definitely haven’t been to a show in a basement venue for more than a decade. let’s fuckin go
a bunch of heads and the slight backdrop of a stage, under a very low ceiling covered in old 45s. I’ll be honest it’s not a good photo. there’s not a lot to describe. a doom metal/folk punk show in a basement is not a visual medium
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reuben @liesandperfidy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
he really is brandon belt
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reuben @liesandperfidy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
my first instinct is kitchen but honestly I don’t know if I’d actually like a kitchen that elaborate. so let’s go combo library/bar with a courtyard patio
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 17/09/2026
I would like media to care more about the reality that tech tycoons want to kill people than what they’re imagining about AI wanting to kill people. We have multi-millionaires (with support from billionaires!) calling for ethnic cleansing, a thing that has happened in living memory. Not theoretical!
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Scary Mr. Olmec Man @scarymrolmecman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Ms. Rachel thing is instructive because ppl just vaguely talk about her being antisemitic so as to avoid articulating her original offense: daring to feature in her videos a 3 year old whom the IDF blew the feet off of
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
R/Philadelphia news story: "ice recruit fatally shoots himself..."

Top comment, with 1703 updoots: "go birds"
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reuben @liesandperfidy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i don’t want to spread a panic. it’s important to be responsible with what we say on the internet. but if you don’t go buy A DUBIOUS CLAMOR, by Marissa Lingen, the consequences to you and those around you could be dire.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A friend of mine works in AI and thinks bad things are about to happen. He sold his home and moved his family out the country. He said that if you own a home in a walkable San Francisco neighborhood near a taqueria with good veggie options, you should sell your home for super cheap right now.
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reuben @liesandperfidy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“Macklemore was a casually antisemitic dipshit 12 years ago” is not a particularly meaningful contribution to anything, and this is coming from someone who was /all over/ this and any other excuse to hate Macklemore 12 years ago
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
So relieved to be handed a concrete reason to hate that Ed Sheeran guy. Backfilling my hatred of the Ed Sheeran
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I think a thing that upsets me about the whole “wreckers” thing is not the idea of harm mitigation, which is at least a bit understandable, but when people treat trans folks here like a “community”, like they’re Warhammer players or Tottenham fans, instead of *a fucking at-risk minority*
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 13/09/2026
Just in time for Dylan Cease's start, I'd like to present my newest dumb baseball website: STACHECAST Were you wondering whether Cease pitches better with that giant stache, with the long beard, or with something else? We have the answer. Maybe. stachecast.lol
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STACHECAST
Investigating the question on everyone's minds: how does Dylan Cease's facial hair affect his starts?
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 13/09/2026
There’s a wing of the Democratic Party that would love to point at these transphobic Dems winning and say “see? You just need to throw trans people to the wolves and you win, it was never a problem with us, it was just the trans problem.” Republicans aren’t the only ones that scapegoat us.
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Sunny Moraine @dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Again, I feel shitty even asking given the state of the world in general, but this is going to eat about $10,000 all told, and while I think we can get some help from relatives, I’d just. Super appreciate any help anyone has to spare ko-fi.com/dynamicsymme...
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Elon pays people to post csam on Twitter, this is not a joke its literally true and nobody with power seems to give a shit
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reuben @liesandperfidy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
if this is your position then, genuinely, the best thing you can do about it is shut the fuck up! why should the party heed your little complaint letter if you’ve already yielded your one tiny bit of material power? why are you bluffing with all face cards?
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reuben @liesandperfidy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
really lovely piece about my mom in the Chron. should be a gift article. www.sfchronicle.com/sf/article/j...
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Jeanie Poling, performer at the heart of S.F.’s bluegrass scene, dies at 67
A beloved presence at Hardly Strictly Bluegrass and on local stages, Jeanie Poling helped nurture San Francisco’s bluegrass scene through jams, showcases, festivals and decades of performing.
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 10/09/2026
3 things about Dem politicians who dabble in transphobia: 1. It's wrong, they're wrong, on a moral basis they're being evil 2. It's stupid, they're stupid, they'll never get any credit from the fascists for it 3. It's proof you're not capable of reading or rising to this, and therefore any, moment
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End Political Homelessness Now @raaleh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Remember when one guy said one time “these people are weird, right?” and then was put in the warehouse where they keep the Ark of the Covenant by his own party
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A dejected man puts his hand on his head and says "jeez, my 9/11 novelty shirts just aren't selling like they used to." Next to him is a shirt that says "6-7, 9-11" with the twin towers being held by hands doing the 6-7 weighing gesture." He observes another man successfully selling t-shirts and says "The Charlie Kirk guy is raking it in." The shirt he is selling depicts Charlie Kirk as Aang from Avatar The Last Airbender. The caption is "Counting or not counting Aang Violence."
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⚔️ C L O V E ⚔️ @clove.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Charles Entertainment Kirk
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I feel like the plight of Salvadorans has flown under the radar a bit amid all the other horrendous things this administration is doing
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Deportation protections for more than 7,000 Salvadorans in Massachusetts set to expire Wednesday - The Boston Globe
People with this status either will have to self-deport or risk arrest and deportation by the federal government, unless they have another legal pathway to stay in the US.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/09/2026
i'm prepared to raise the alarm. this is now a certified Woke 2 Incident
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 05/09/2026
Look, I’ve already got the books, so I’m gonna read them to my kids. Look, my kids loved the books and they really want to go to the theme park, how can I ruin that for them? Look, the game is on the xbox pass, it’s not like I’m buying it. Look, I’ve already got HBO. Look, it’s just a bathroom.
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reuben @liesandperfidy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
true detective season 5. do we still do that
two black cats flanking a mouse toy but focused on something off in the instance, looking buddy cop as hell
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reuben @liesandperfidy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
CRUCIAL UPDATE: Nigel, my parents’ shy and skittish cat, has after six years allowed me to pet him. (Nick, my parents’ cat-shaped cement mixer, has no compunctions)
a permanently nervous looking black cat sitting on a blanket allowing himself to be face-scritcheda somewhat dopier looking black cat sprawled out on a human lap getting scritches with zero concerns. zero thoughts. Nothing going on in there
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reuben @liesandperfidy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
hilarious time to have drafted (but thankfully not sent) a family-wide "okay here's how we're gonna centralize all this login and finance info" email. can anyone recommend a good family password manager for multiple households?
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reuben @liesandperfidy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
best part of the Clippers punishment is explicitly saying “Kawhi, pay back the 700 grand they gave Uncle Dennis.” not even his own fake endorsement money, he gets to keep that. he just has to cover his uncle’s tab. perfect way to make him actually annoyed
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reuben @liesandperfidy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
putting on clothes. my shirts are always backwards, collars all fucked up. one sock pulled up over my pants leg. tag sticking out from a place it doesn’t even make sense to have a tag. kids pointing and laughing while I try to extract my arm from the neck hole
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