iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Morgan Jerkins @mjerkins.bsky.social · 6h

This cat is waiting for you to come home after seeing that man again.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 7h

"For decades, we've provided election coverage that's based on in-depth political reporting by an experienced team of journalists backed by commentary from political leaders. But now we're throwing that aside so we can tell you what some of the most irredeemable uninformed gamblers are guessing."

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Vlad the Imzähller @chris.zahller.me · 6h

The irony here. The so-called shadow docket was created for exactly this kind of life-and-death emergency.

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Brian G. aka urbanbohemian 🪩🥂💖 @urbanbohemian.com · 12h

We're on Bluesky, put the link in your post. Put the link in your post. Put. The. Link. In. Your. Post. Links in posts aren't buried or de-prioritized here. This is one of the last platforms you don't have to make interested users do detective work to find the link. Just put it in the post.

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

we built orc city (we built orc city) on rocks and bones

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Vlad the Imzähller @chris.zahller.me · 7h

The wins are occasional, but appreciated.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 9h

[at my autopsy; a forensic pathologist speaks into a recording device in a puzzled tone] “I’ve never seen so many apple stickers inside of someone”

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Vlad the Imzähller @chris.zahller.me · 7h

Live your life like this server.

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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 8h

I was in a store and there was a robot that mixed drinks or something, and there was a sign by it that said "don't touch the robot." A human worker can tell people not to touch them without needing a sign.

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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 8h

—>

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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 8h

In the original action at the Supreme Court, Louisiana, Arkansas, and Alabama — lacking all sense of irony or knowledge of history — accuse New York, Massachusetts, and California of "one of the most serious interstate aggressions in our Nation’s history" because of their abortion shield laws.

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key @lefttwix.com · 13h

bro would you even kidnap the sandy claws with me?

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Vlad the Imzähller @chris.zahller.me · 7h

I feel that Gojiro/Godzilla deserves a pass, but otherwise yes to this.

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 13h

If you want "personalized music" made just for you pick up a fucking guitar. Or else break the heart of someone who already has.

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Ray @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 11/04/2026

Got a dungeons and dragons coffee table. Looks normal, but it does 2d8 damage to your pinkie toes.

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sam @samthielman.com · 9h

"To staff our military, we turn now to the schools where rich christians send their gay kids as punishment"

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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 16h

It’s particularly cruel to do this to Garbo, who protected her privacy and peace but it’s not surprising she was chosen. After all, she told the world “no” and AI pushers love to run roughshod over consenf www.theguardian.com/film/2026/se...

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SKF advert review – let’s hope this dull AI Greta Garbo is not the future

Swedish-American actor exhumed for bizarre, humourless 99 seconds that give us another reason to resent AI

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 15h

*two aliens zoom through the solar system in their spaceship. one of them points to the earth as they pass by* that’s where flan was invented.

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Ask your doctor if jeopardizing your health to make the rich richer is right for you

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Nathan Lorenz @lostinok.com · 30/09/2026

A few photos from a visit to the State Fair of Oklahoma. More at: lostinok.com/2026/09/24/a-tri... #photography #oklahoma #okc #statefair #streetphotography

Feet dangling under the curtain in a Photo Booth.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Your daily affirmation. If you're not already the weirdest person in your town, it's time to take their place.

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

AI Name Changed To SI (Super Intelligence) With New Motto "To Serve Man™️"

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kenny mellman @kennymellman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

this is so fucked up. We are cooked.

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Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 29/09/2026

why not just call it “fetch intelligence”

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Vlad the Imzähller @chris.zahller.me · 29/09/2026

Who'll remember the buns, Podgy?

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social

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❀°。Der Siebenschläfer *.ﾟ✿ ⋆ @sababausa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

11th Circuit panel: "so it says here the president devised a fake lawsuit to steal ~$1.8 billion from the Treasury?"

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Hard to imagine what that would be like

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Robin LeBlanc, from work @robinfromwork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The film is written, directed, and co-stars Hitoshi Ozawa, a legendary Yakuza actor who is a villain in Yakuza 0, who got his fellow legends involved. This was his passion project inspired by one of his best friends, a trans woman, and he worked with the community for representative casting.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"Baby look pretty now, mommy?" has lived in my head since the first time I saw her. Just perfection.

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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"Everyone thought my pervert glasses were rapey, so I made an equally perverted ~animal necklace~ that secretly films women, so people can still be rapey, but even more covertly! I could do anything with my life and I do THIS!"

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Not a scam this is not a scam at all it is not just Digital Jenny McCarthy telling you how hot and smart you are and doing math problems wrong for the low low price of 12 billion dollars

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Vlad the Imzähller @chris.zahller.me · 29/09/2026

Honestly you don’t even need to watch sports to encounter the sports betting gauntlet

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 29/09/2026

Reuters got some of the IPO docs. Anthropic is a total dog of a company. Spent $12.6bn to make $4.6bn in revenue in 2025, $7.33bn of which was compute costs. Operating loss of $8bn. Losses getting worse year over year. Amazing stuff www.reuters.com/business/fin...

Summary
Companies
• Anthropic IPO could value the company at more than $2
trillion
• Anthropic lost $42 billion in 2025
• Al lab spent $7.33 billion on compute and infrastructure last year
• Operating loss widened to $8.06 billion in 2025 from $2.98 billion in 2024
• Execs, industry analysts have expressed concerns over harms of Al tech
Sept 28 (Reuters) - Anthropic is making a massive bet that Al will transform the global economy more profoundly than industrialization, electricity and the internet, according to its IPO prospectus seen by Reuters.
But the cost to get there will be staggering. Anthropic reported a net loss of $42 billion in 2025, and plans to spend $518 billion on cloud, computing and infrastructure obligations in coming year, according to the
prospectus.

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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 28/09/2026

Can’t make it up. A former sundown town with a now majority black population with 1 in 4 below the poverty line despite being the home to a Fortune 500 company that is now constructing data centers with tax breaks.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 31/03/2024

Judas: Thanks for inviting me to the Last Supper Jesus: The what? Judas: what?

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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 20/03/2024

Hot programmers in your area want to debug you.

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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I swear to God the internet told me I need to feed my sourdough starter but this PetSmart has NO clue

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Ryan Ottignon @ryaninevanston.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

UPDATE ON ICE IN EVANSTON LAST WEEK: Just got a FOIA back for 911 calls, police dispatch audio, and police reports associated with the arrest. There's a lot to unpack. 1/ 🧵

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Vlad the Imzähller @chris.zahller.me · 28/09/2026

Proof that you can effect change. But you have to be organized and loud!

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

just put together a Dögg from IKEA, but I think I screwed something up

French bulldog asleep on a couch on its belly with its back legs pointed up.

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Vlad the Imzähller @chris.zahller.me · 28/09/2026

A big moment in every kid's life.

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RM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

[standing out in my corduroy field] Beautiful, she’s almost ready for harvest

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Ray @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 28/09/2026

Roald Dahl (high as hell, staring at a chocolate bar in one hand) : Wait. I just thought of one... *looks at the peach in his other hand* ... no, TWO book ideas

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