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C̆̈heese V̆̈ixen

@cheesevixen.bsky.social
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GenX, AuDHD, cheese addict, and mediocre meme creator born too late to afford a house and too early to be a Tik Tok influencer.

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Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century. He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
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C̆̈heese V̆̈ixen @cheesevixen.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I'm so done with being sick
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C̆̈heese V̆̈ixen @cheesevixen.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Influenza- zero stars, would not recommend
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C̆̈heese V̆̈ixen @cheesevixen.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I haven't left my apartment in 2 weeks. Riding public transit has reminded me why.
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C̆̈heese V̆̈ixen @cheesevixen.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
My life coach is Inspirobot
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GenAAaarghhvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Live every day like it's your last: Screaming, crying, panicking, looking at everyone as if they might be your nemesis, changing your will.
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C̆̈heese V̆̈ixen @cheesevixen.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I facepalmed so hard it left a dent
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 12/01/2025
excuse me, that is my emotional support pile of various charging cables on the floor next to the bed
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Mat™️ @futurekid.bsky.social · 04/06/2024
Interviewer: What is your biggest weakness? Me: ...should I tell him that I don't know how to do inner monologue? Interviewer: what
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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I chose my new running route for lots of reasons, it’s more scenic for a start and it’s much flatter than the old one too, but the biggest advantage is that there are a lot more public defibrillators installed along the way.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
You learn something new every day. It’s generally pretty horrifying.
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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
"$100,000 to let a scab naturally fall off without picking at it. Are you up for the challenge?" "Nope."
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
On the third Tuesday of every month, all of the Barbaras get together at their local Panera to discuss Barbara-related matters.
In three consecutive booths, three visually-similar women in turquoise tops sit across from three visually-similar women dressed in red.
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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
If brains were black powder, Marjorie Taylor Greene couldn’t even blow her nose.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
He can’t ever just be decent. It’s all political, cruel and transactional.
A tweet by Mike Sington (@MikeSington) that reads, "What’s wrong with you? Why don’t you be a leader and offer assistance and support?" Below it is a quoted tweet from Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) saying, "The fires are still raging in L.A. The incompetent pols have no idea how to put them out. Thousands of magnificent houses are gone, and many more will soon be lost. There is death all over the place. This is one of the worst catastrophes in the history of our Country. They just can’t put out the fires. What’s wrong with them?"
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Why didn't they text you back? Potential reasons: - No service - Sudden, intense hatred - Someone better texted them - Volcano - Phone died - They died - No reason at all - That conversation never happened. It was all your mind
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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
You'd think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
[inventing crickets] make them love bad jokes
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C̆̈heese V̆̈ixen @cheesevixen.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Inspirobot is my life coach
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
So true.
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Erin McKean @emckean.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
what’s your favorite instance of haptic nostalgia—the poignant memory of the physicality of an obsolete thing—like dialing a rotary phone, shifting gears in a manual transmission, opening a soda can with a pull ring?
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Dana Goldberg @dgcomedy.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I just saw a post on Facebook start with ‘Convicted Rapist Mark Zuckerberg….’ Let’s see how long this no fact checking lasts.
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C̆̈heese V̆̈ixen @cheesevixen.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
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C̆̈heese V̆̈ixen @cheesevixen.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
If I had a dime for every time I didn't win the lottery, I wouldn't need to win the lottery. Also, if I had a dime, I'd be able to scratch off this ticket.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
filled with the tears of your mother who’s never seen you wear that sweater she bought you even though you said you liked it
sign for Lake Disappointment
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Who is gonna write this for real though
Baby Sitter’s Coup
Political, Economic & Social Equality...
ALL BEFORE 5th PERIOD
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Kristy Destroys the Fucking Patriarchy
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 07/01/2025
What is a word you are brave enough to admit that you mispronounced for way too long? Ours may or may not be 'epitome.' Phew, that feels good to finally say out loud...
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
This gave me the chuckle I needed today.
Screenshot of tweets humorously listing fictional streaming platforms and news about Disney merging Hulu Live TV with Fubo, forming the second-largest virtual TV provider after YouTube TV.
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C̆̈heese V̆̈ixen @cheesevixen.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
"Garlic and onions" is my answer every time my husband says "something smells good", this includes right after I get out of the shower.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
With all due respect to Robert Frost, if Hollywood has taught me anything, it's that the 'road less traveled' always leads to a cabin occupied by a family of murderous hillbillies.
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Brosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
The world is my oyster: slimy, disgusting, and I don’t want any part of it.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
There were so many steps in the right direction. Now we must try to keep what gains we achieved.
Image of a tweet by 'James F. Love IV @JamesFLove' with the text 'United States moves up from 14th in the world to 3rd in the world in production of Solar Panels under President Biden.' The image shows a solar panel manufacturing facility with rows of solar panels on a conveyor system.
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Getty @gettymuseum.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
hi
Close up on an ancient plate featuring a light pink octopus with bright eyes and a smile. The octopus has two arms waving above its head in a friendly manner.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Try to make it through life without ever been hated as much as Rudy Giuliani is by a courtroom sketch artist.
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C̆̈heese V̆̈ixen @cheesevixen.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
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C̆̈heese V̆̈ixen @cheesevixen.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Practicing for my mammo with a cold panini press.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
The orcas are quiet. Too quiet...
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Zombies, robots, apes, aliens, somebody just take us over already. It's not like we'd notice, and most would welcome the change.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 25/04/2024
I hope the coroner lets me keep one leg out of the body bag or I’ll never be able to R.I.P.
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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
People think that AA is short for Alcoholics Anonymous. What a lot of people don't know is that it is also short for AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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🍁🛸Waiting For The Mothership🛸🍁 @destry66.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
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C̆̈heese V̆̈ixen @cheesevixen.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
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God @thegodshow.com · 06/01/2025
Happy Treason Day, Democrats! Have fun not storming the Capitol!
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 12/07/2023
All I want in life is a nice house (on chicken legs) located in a good area (the darkest part of the woods) & an interesting career (forest witch).
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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
if Mountain Dew lowers your sperm count explain the entire population of West Virginia
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Something something history rhymes something
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C̆̈heese V̆̈ixen @cheesevixen.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
The #FilmSky challenge: 20 movies that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day, in no particular order for 20 days. 📽 🎬 No explanations, no reviews — just posters! #Movies #FilmChallenge #MovieChallenge Day 20
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
this is what happens when everyone feeds the same stray
A cat curled up next to the model of a building, creating the appearance of a giant cat.
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