Reposted by C̆̈heese V̆̈ixenChris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century. He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times. 13603777714245 0
C̆̈heese V̆̈ixen @cheesevixen.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Influenza- zero stars, would not recommend 010 0
C̆̈heese V̆̈ixen @cheesevixen.bsky.social · 20/01/2025I haven't left my apartment in 2 weeks. Riding public transit has reminded me why. 000 0
Reposted by C̆̈heese V̆̈ixenGenAAaarghhvieve 🧟♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Live every day like it's your last: Screaming, crying, panicking, looking at everyone as if they might be your nemesis, changing your will. 1545461 0
Reposted by C̆̈heese V̆̈ixenBAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 12/01/2025excuse me, that is my emotional support pile of various charging cables on the floor next to the bed 316439 0
Reposted by C̆̈heese V̆̈ixenMat™️ @futurekid.bsky.social · 04/06/2024Interviewer: What is your biggest weakness? Me: ...should I tell him that I don't know how to do inner monologue? Interviewer: what 17223 0
Reposted by C̆̈heese V̆̈ixenbacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 13/01/2025I chose my new running route for lots of reasons, it’s more scenic for a start and it’s much flatter than the old one too, but the biggest advantage is that there are a lot more public defibrillators installed along the way. 219467 0
Reposted by C̆̈heese V̆̈ixen𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 13/01/2025You learn something new every day. It’s generally pretty horrifying. 10804247 0
Reposted by C̆̈heese V̆̈ixenJulie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 13/01/2025"$100,000 to let a scab naturally fall off without picking at it. Are you up for the challenge?" "Nope." 616148 0
Reposted by C̆̈heese V̆̈ixenUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 13/01/2025On the third Tuesday of every month, all of the Barbaras get together at their local Panera to discuss Barbara-related matters. 42812132 0
Reposted by C̆̈heese V̆̈ixenStephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 13/01/2025If brains were black powder, Marjorie Taylor Greene couldn’t even blow her nose. 3128931719 0
Reposted by C̆̈heese V̆̈ixenGeorge Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 13/01/2025He can’t ever just be decent. It’s all political, cruel and transactional. 1501851194 0
Reposted by C̆̈heese V̆̈ixenIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Why didn't they text you back? Potential reasons: - No service - Sudden, intense hatred - Someone better texted them - Volcano - Phone died - They died - No reason at all - That conversation never happened. It was all your mind 22519104 0
Reposted by C̆̈heese V̆̈ixenBrick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 13/01/2025You'd think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat 501575299 0
Reposted by C̆̈heese V̆̈ixenFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 09/01/2025[inventing crickets] make them love bad jokes 4549123 0
Reposted by C̆̈heese V̆̈ixenGeorge Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 12/01/2025So true. 12136398710792 0
Reposted by C̆̈heese V̆̈ixenErin McKean @emckean.bsky.social · 12/01/2025what’s your favorite instance of haptic nostalgia—the poignant memory of the physicality of an obsolete thing—like dialing a rotary phone, shifting gears in a manual transmission, opening a soda can with a pull ring? 12581724223 0
Reposted by C̆̈heese V̆̈ixenDana Goldberg @dgcomedy.bsky.social · 08/01/2025I just saw a post on Facebook start with ‘Convicted Rapist Mark Zuckerberg….’ Let’s see how long this no fact checking lasts. 1292378975629 0
C̆̈heese V̆̈ixen @cheesevixen.bsky.social · 08/01/2025If I had a dime for every time I didn't win the lottery, I wouldn't need to win the lottery. Also, if I had a dime, I'd be able to scratch off this ticket. 000 0
Reposted by C̆̈heese V̆̈ixenUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 08/01/2025filled with the tears of your mother who’s never seen you wear that sweater she bought you even though you said you liked it 1029157 0
Reposted by C̆̈heese V̆̈ixen🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Who is gonna write this for real though 928426 0
Reposted by C̆̈heese V̆̈ixenMerriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 07/01/2025What is a word you are brave enough to admit that you mispronounced for way too long? Ours may or may not be 'epitome.' Phew, that feels good to finally say out loud... 19145427 0
Reposted by C̆̈heese V̆̈ixenGeorge Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 07/01/2025This gave me the chuckle I needed today. 761635142 0
C̆̈heese V̆̈ixen @cheesevixen.bsky.social · 07/01/2025"Garlic and onions" is my answer every time my husband says "something smells good", this includes right after I get out of the shower. 010 0
Reposted by C̆̈heese V̆̈ixenUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 06/01/2025With all due respect to Robert Frost, if Hollywood has taught me anything, it's that the 'road less traveled' always leads to a cabin occupied by a family of murderous hillbillies. 1825254 0
Reposted by C̆̈heese V̆̈ixenBrosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 06/01/2025The world is my oyster: slimy, disgusting, and I don’t want any part of it. 8385110 0
Reposted by C̆̈heese V̆̈ixenGeorge Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 06/01/2025There were so many steps in the right direction. Now we must try to keep what gains we achieved. 1005434729 0
Reposted by C̆̈heese V̆̈ixenMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Try to make it through life without ever been hated as much as Rudy Giuliani is by a courtroom sketch artist. 873258533418 0
C̆̈heese V̆̈ixen @cheesevixen.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Practicing for my mammo with a cold panini press. 000 0
Reposted by C̆̈heese V̆̈ixenJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 05/01/2025The orcas are quiet. Too quiet... 30739127 0
Reposted by C̆̈heese V̆̈ixenJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Zombies, robots, apes, aliens, somebody just take us over already. It's not like we'd notice, and most would welcome the change. 46313 0
Reposted by C̆̈heese V̆̈ixensweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 25/04/2024I hope the coroner lets me keep one leg out of the body bag or I’ll never be able to R.I.P. 12597149 0
Reposted by C̆̈heese V̆̈ixenCynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 06/01/2025People think that AA is short for Alcoholics Anonymous. What a lot of people don't know is that it is also short for AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! 48523 0
Reposted by C̆̈heese V̆̈ixenGod @thegodshow.com · 06/01/2025Happy Treason Day, Democrats! Have fun not storming the Capitol! 1156337805 0
Reposted by C̆̈heese V̆̈ixenRoxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 12/07/2023All I want in life is a nice house (on chicken legs) located in a good area (the darkest part of the woods) & an interesting career (forest witch). 211012298 0
Reposted by C̆̈heese V̆̈ixenSteve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 04/01/2025if Mountain Dew lowers your sperm count explain the entire population of West Virginia 1931162 0
Reposted by C̆̈heese V̆̈ixenGeorge Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 04/01/2025Something something history rhymes something 490131513040 0
C̆̈heese V̆̈ixen @cheesevixen.bsky.social · 03/01/2025The #FilmSky challenge: 20 movies that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day, in no particular order for 20 days. 📽 🎬 No explanations, no reviews — just posters! #Movies #FilmChallenge #MovieChallenge Day 20 050 0
Reposted by C̆̈heese V̆̈ixenUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 03/01/2025this is what happens when everyone feeds the same stray 18886119 0