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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 1h
This is even more insane than I remembered.
Did Biden call Trump supporters 'garbage? It comes down to an apostrophe.
Republicans have long strained for a new Hillary Clinton-"deplorables" moment, but Biden's defense is entirely plausible.
October 30, 2024
• Footage of Biden's disputed
'garbage' comment
President Joe Biden was on a call with Latino voters on Oct. 29 when he brought up a Trump rally speaker's recent insult of Puerto Rico.
October 28, 2024
• Harris responds to question about Biden's 'garbage' remark
Vice President Kamala Harris spoke to reporters before boarding a flight on Oct. 30 about President Joe Biden's remark that some intrepreted as calling former president Donald Trump's supporters
"garbage." The White House said Biden was referring
"to the hateful rhetoric at the Madison Square
Garden rally as garbage."
October 29, 2024Harris seeks to distance herself from Biden's 'garbage' remark
Vice President Kamala Harris tells reporters she rejects criticism based on how someone votes. The White House says President Joe Biden was referring to racist rhetoric, not to Trump voters.
October 31, 2024
Biden visits Philly amid lingering furor over 'garbage' remark
The White House stenographer's office complained about how press office officials handled the transcript of Biden's comments.
November 5, 2024
or Trump and Rubio react to Biden's 'garbage' comments
At former president Donald Trump's rally on Oct. 29, Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Fla.) said he hoped President Joe Biden would apologize for his "garbage" comments.
October 28, 2024Opinion
Take all this garbage out to the curb
Two comments have created a dumpster fire of partisan outrage this week.
October 30, 2024
White House, Trump campaign clash over whether Biden called Trump supporters garbage'
The disputed remark came in response to racist remarks about Puerto Rico at a Trump rally in New York City.
October 30, 2024
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
Kamala Harris's Joe Biden problem
Kamala Harris stood on the Ellipse and delivered a clear and unifying message to a thundering crowd.
Moments earlier, in the White House illuminated behind her, Joe Biden had sat alone at a computer.
October 30, 2024
Opinion
The 10 worst things Biden did in 2024
Among the president's lows: pardoning Hunter Biden and calling Trump supporters "garbage."
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 5m
But I’m sure it’s soooooo close to replacing us all just another trillion dollars and it’ll definitely be smart enough then to take all our jobs you’ll see
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 28m
maybe we stop asking the guys who get hit in the head at work what they think about things
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a little louder for the cheap seats in the back
One of the biggest myths is that men rape by mistake. Like, "Oh, they need consent training." But research is very clear: Sexual violence is not a mistake. It is an intentionally made decision by people who know they don't have consent. They just don't prioritize consent over things like status, power, domination, and sexual gratification.
For my research, I got a certificate of confidentiality from the National Institutes of Health, so my notes couldn't be subpoenaed. One of the reasons I call them perpetrators in my work is because every single person I interviewed confessed in that context. The first question I would ask them was, "When you received that email from Title IX that you were under investigation, did you know what it was about?" Every perpetrator I interviewed said "yes." If sexual assault were a miscommunication, you would be wondering, What have I possibly done wrong? That is not the way that any of them reacted because they knew.
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 16h
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👻 “Frightening” IrishOutsider 👻 @irishoutsider.bsky.social · 17h
We’re at senators not being allowed to visit with the troops for those tracking this war*
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"create an account to continue" oh my god just fucking kill me
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rufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
id just like to take this time to say ai is not good that is all
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 15h
oh look paid protesters
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Got thrown out of the PTA meeting for ending the pledge of allegiance “with biberty and justice for all.”
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Dannagal Goldthwaite Young @dannagal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And with that the awards show honoring best television shows will no longer be on… television
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Ilana Horn @ilanahorn.bsky.social · 15h
"Around 70 percent of this year’s voucher recipients were already enrolled in private or home- school. Vouchers are costing the state about a billion dollars this year alone, and could ultimately end up costing $4.4 billion annually."
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Mike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 14h
Save us, Yakko, Wakko, and/or Dot
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Awwwwww what a sweetie!!
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He’s either the most photogenic cat on the planet or has no brain cell, there’s no in between lol I was rummaging through my media tab looking for another pic and couldn’t get over how ridiculously handsome he is in that one all over again.
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Humans of New York ass cat
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Idk if this really counts because all I did was crop this out of a bigger pic but to me it is a meme if only to me post a meme made by you
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Maybe if we just start calling it that it’ll stick, can’t hurt to try imo
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Anthony L. Fisher @anthonylfisher.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Seems a lot worse than anything that happened in the "Twitter Files" — which was essentially nothing.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
God everything is so DUMB.
United States
Attorney's Office
Southern District of New York

PRESS RELEASE
North Carolina Man Sentenced To 18 Months In Prison For Super Intelligence-Assisted
Music Streaming Fraud
Tuesday, October 6, 2026
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
forbes.com
Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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Andy Famiglietti @afamiglietti.org · 06/10/2026
I don't know what I am voting for Chancleta to be, but I am voting for him. I don't know what district, state, or country he is in. I will move there. I will naturalize if needed.
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Josh Zingher @zingherpolisci.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The function of modern media is laundering and reformatting this insane man's statements for the public so they don't have to confront reality. The fact that *this person* holds the world's most powerful office and we allow it to continue raises so many hard questions we just choose to ignore it
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 07/10/2026
And this is why she should have stayed in jail www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
democracydocket.com
Election deniers Cleta Mitchell and Tina Peters want Trump’s commerce secretary to seize voting machines
The problem? No federal official can seize control of election administration from the states and counties, who hold the power run elections under the U.S. Constitution.
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"And 👏 we 👏 did 👏 nothing 👏 to 👏 stop 👏 it 👏."
Democrats
@TheDemocrats
A pro-Trump billionaire family now controls all of these platforms.
(image of the logos of all the media companies the Ellisons now own)
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Trump reacts to Ellisons' Paramount/Warner Bros. merger:

"Oh! I'm happy about that. It's great. They're terrific people."

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Laskinator @laskinator.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Finally, a candidate running in an election I can actually feel 100% good about voting for. And with the Raccoon endorsement... I mean, how could you not??
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fun thing when I was getting naturalized I think one of the questions specifically asked me if I had served in a military or paramilitary unit of the Republika Srpska because that would be a red flag for crimes against humanity and bar me from becoming a citizen
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Carole with an e @crwright.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Voyager 1 is running on less memory than a single photo in your camera roll—69 KB. Its data is saved to an 8-track tape & software was developed when "the cloud" was in the sky. NASA sends commands and the old thing answers. And yet your brand new laptop freezes because you opened too many tabs.
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*so important*: if you’re voting by mail, assume the USPS will delay because it’s its policy. You can: —put it in drop box —go to counter to watch them postmark in front of you —if you’re dropping it in a mailbox, do it VERY EARLY.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/10/2026
interesting that conservatives were militantly “we must reward hustle” when the target was affirmative action at elite universities and now, when faced with the success of south asians and other groups, it is “i think we are too meritocratic”
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Tina-Desiree Berg @tinadesireeberg.com · 06/10/2026
The LAPD union is spending millions to defeat a half cent sales tax that would fund firefighters www.latimes.com/california/s...
The Los Angeles Police Department's officer union said Tuesday it will oppose Measure FD, the half-cent sales tax measure on the Nov. 3 ballot pushed by the city firefighters' union - setting up a bitter and expensive clash between two of the city's most powerful unions.
The Police Protective League said it plans to spend several million dollars on broadcast and digital advertising as well as mailers to oppose Measure FD, which if approved by voters would direct hundreds of millions of dollars annually to the Fire Department to build new stations, hire firefighters and upgrade
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s really funny to say you’re going to use AI so you don’t disappoint the bros but then post all day about how they’re sportsball loving morons who like doing boring things for losers that you actually hate
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Me, once a day: We gotta put a lot of these people in prison
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 07/10/2026
you do not have to hand it to jerry falwell under any circumstances but this is a bar
In response to the scandal, Falwell called Bakker a liar, an embezzler, a sexual deviant, and "the greatest scab and cancer on the face of Christianity in 2,000 years of church history". 391 On CNN, Swaggart stated that Bakker was a "cancer in the body of Christ".
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 06/10/2026
Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through midnight on 10/7, enjoy free shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 07/10/2026
Troy Jackson: "As late as 2024, the FBI was circling around Sen. Collins ... then when President Trump came back, his administration dismantled the investigation. Now she votes with Donald Trump 96% of the time. Look, I don't owe Donald Trump nothing."
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South Florida Sun Sentinel @sun-sentinel.com · 06/10/2026
Palm Beach County Clerk of Courts Mike Caruso, suspended after his arrest on allegations he molested a young child, said he still “intend[s] to win” the November election. And the Palm Beach County Republican Party endorsed him today. Via @miamiherald.com
sun-sentinel.com
Palm Beach County GOP endorses candidate accused of child sex abuse
Suspended Palm Beach County Clerk of Courts Mike Caruso said he has not abandoned his campaign, nor has the local Republican Party abandoned him, even after his arrest on child sex abuse charges.
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Robinson Meyer @robinsonmeyer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
major democracies electing far-right populist governments
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Simon Owens @simonowens.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Honestly don’t know how we continue functioning as a society with such a small number of people vacuuming up this much wealth. Basically the equivalent of the US defense budget was rerouted to 500 people in just the last nine months.
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Look at this absolute unit of a bee
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Angela Paxton's man was out here having her drive the getaway car as he tried to dodge a subpoena, showing up to events with a new woman and traveling with his mistress, yet she is telling Texans to vote for him because Democrats want to give them affordable healthcare.
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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
sundays are for dissociating for three hours because you have to do A Chore
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
giving stuff away on Facebook marketplace and buy nothing groups is such a wiiiild experience. The amount of labor and communication people need to come grab a like, free plant or end table is unreal
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Anne Helen Petersen @annehelen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
October Dahlias, arguably the Best Dahlias
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What a fucking jackass
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is so cute lol I love this
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