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Luigi de Guzman

@ouij.bsky.social
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Professional pedant. Jeopardist. Loves: DC Sports. Poems. Chicharron bulaklak. Hates: Fascism Also available at @ouij@mastodon.social Trying some Web 1.5 re-enacting ouij.wordpress.com

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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 9m
If the UK government intervenes in the Man City stuff I never want to hear about Flo Balogun from a British person ever again
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 5h
It me
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 5h
then i got on the hammersmith & city line
A poster on the tube that says

POSTHOG
PERMISSIOONS SKIPPED DANGEROUSLY
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 5h
walking to farringdon, i thought i’d seen the most bsky thing i’d see today
A shopfront with the name ASSMAN written in white on the glass, and then below, in a mock-pen font, ALL YOUR WORKSPACE NEEDS also written on the glass. Behind it you can see a neon red sign that says ASSMAN
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 6h
These ads go in the same category as brazen, easily disproven lies after ICE killings. It’s not about persuasion. It’s a display of power. They could have passed them off as PAC-funded. They added “paid for by the U.S. government” because they want us to know they can break the law with impunity.
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 8h
SEN. ERIC SCHMITT: Do these texts not prove that a shrimp fried this rice?
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 5h
By meeting with Jared Kushner?
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 6h
Given how invested a lot of MAGA-adjacent people are in Caitlin Clark (for reasons I leave the reader to remember), I read this as a signal that it was unthinkable for a “leftie” like Smith to be a Caitlin Clark fan
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 18h
this really is impeachable for any president, but really grotesque coming from a regime that cut life-saving development aid because they said it was not efficient
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 15h
Man I dunno if I were richer than God with an absolutely titanic mega yacht I’d just sail it everywhere and smile into sunsets.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 16h
MY GOD IT'S FULL OF STARS
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JT Hendrix @bmorechemistry.bsky.social · 16h
As someone who was a chem major at USNA with a great, entirely civilian, department- to have this- THIS- done on top of all the other damage to Academies in general. No senior officer who ‘followed orders’ to allow all this should have any career or pension, hell they should lose citizenship.
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 16h
Mga kababayan reply to this with your favorite kakanin
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 16h
Kutsinta, sapin-sapin, biko, suman, bibingka, palitaw
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 16h
The Dems are still waiting for the rural diner oracles
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Kate Hagen 🦂 𓋹 🦂 @thathagengrrl.bsky.social · 19h
"Meanwhile, Jane Doe dropped out of Cornell and was denied her request to get her tuition refunded so that she could transfer to a different college. She hence faced more severe consequences than most of the men who she alleges gang-raped her." www.thecut.com/article/what...
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What It Feels Like at Cornell Right Now
As a professor at the Ivy League school, Kate Manne has known many, many victims. There’s a palpable feeling on campus, she writes, that this is big.
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Pablo Maurer @mlsist.bsky.social · 17h
My match report from here in St. Louis, where the USMNT's kids got it done against Chile in a very, very chippy (and enjoyable) affair. On @us.theguardian.com: www.theguardian.com/football/202...
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USMNT youth shines again in contentious 4-2 win over Chile
Sebastian Berhalter scored the US’s opener and assisted on the winner in a contentious match that ended in scuffles
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 18h
1. Iced coffee is on your car insurance. 2. You’ve met iced coffee’s dad, who’s nice, and iced coffee’s mom, who can be a real jackass. 3. You and iced coffee went to Six Flags on Memorial Day and made out in the line for Mr. Freeze. buff.ly/LHOsD5I
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Seventeen Signs You’re in a Long-Term Relationship with Iced Coffee
1. Iced coffee is on your car insurance. 2. You’ve met iced coffee’s dad, who’s nice, and iced coffee’s mom, who can be a real jackass. 3. You and iced coffe...
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 18h
The whole idea of the service academy was to supply the officer corps with the mental tools to further their mission. Sometimes those skills are best taught by someone not in uniform
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blaw @blaw.bsky.social · 18h
Bring me Liberty Biberty and I promise I will saw him in half on a live stream so we can see what kind of abomination he really is.
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 18h
i crack liberty biberty's skull open and the goo runs everywhere, like the uncooked crab in castaway. i tilt my head back and drink deep the forbidden nectar of biberty goo. it tastes like the actuary tables of the devil and maybe tarragon
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 18h
I know this will shock everyone but Eric Schmitt is still wrong — there were *six* NBA games that night, not one. Hawks/Hawkeyes confusion remains the likely explanation. www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/?m...
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Schmitt: We had information Jack Smith was at a basketball game. There was only one NBA game that night which is why I asked him if he was in Atlanta.
That's what these hearings are for. You ask questions, you get answers. Smith has perjured himself before, but... maybe he's a Caitlin Clark fan. We'll accept that.x.com/Acyn/status/21...
BREAKING NEWS
GOR SENATOR'S PERJURY CLAIM AGAINST SMITH FAILS IN HAWKS-HAWKEYES MOUP
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ROPIC CEO DARIO AMODEL, WHO MET PRITELY WITH TRUMP.F
8:23 PM • 9/29/26 • 23K Views
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NTP_Nate @ntpnate.bsky.social · 18h
I avoid WaPo articles as much as possible, but this is fucking bullshit. Scientists do not think it is the menhadens’ fault that menhaden are disappearing from the Bay. It is climate change, and water pollution, & over-fishing and we’ve known it for years. Now we’re seeing ecosystem-level effects.
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NTP_Nate @ntpnate.bsky.social · 18h
Every playoff season the networks assume a bunch of people who don’t watch baseball regularly are tuning in, and they build a broadcast strategy around telling those people as little about the game of baseball as possible.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 23h
the media would have a collective orgasm over a Democrat Not Knowing Sports
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Oh The Urbanity! @ohtheurbanity.bsky.social · 21h
Where can I buy 24 inch (2.4 wide) bicycle tubes in Montreal, ideally close to the Plateau, Rosemont, or Villeray? Tried five different places with no luck.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 21h
A thing I learned not too long ago is that when an LLM selects a token that leads it down an incorrect path (factually), it has no way to back up, or even know that it should back up, it's just on to the next likely bit. Literally every LLM is just posting their way through it. What an image.
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Secrets and Laws @secretsandlaws.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🚨Exclusive🚨: I have exculpatory evidence in what is easily the dumbest congressional oversight episode of the year...maybe the decade. I was at the Iowa v. MD game & just looked at my pics & sure enough, someone who looks like Jack Smith is sitting in Sec 109, Row 1. Complete & total vindication!
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Jacob Pomrenke @buckweaver.bsky.social · 21h
Even more than that: a day game on a weekday in a location that wasn’t even known until 48 hours ago!
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 21h
This is so honest it’s hard to imagine it will not be edited
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 21h
The Internet is a middle school cafeteria
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Gus's Mom @anatsfan.bsky.social · 22h
static.klipy.com
Washington Nationals: At Last, World Series Champs
ALT: Washington Nationals: At Last, World Series Champs
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 22h
Yeah. That’s exactly what happened.
After the hearing, Schmitt insisted he'd gotten nothing wrong, but he seemed less sure Smith had committed perjury.
"I don't know if Jack Smith's lying or not. It was the only game - Atlanta was the only NBA game or men's college basketball game that night at 7:30,
Schmitt told HuffPost.
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Mike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 22h
"Because sometimes shit happens" is such a hard way to explain sports, but it's so often the correct way
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Matt Winkelman @mattwinkelman.bsky.social · 22h
It was the correct move, Don Mattingly made a correct bullpen move. He put his closer in for the 7th and 8th because it was the best chance to see the 9th. Duran piped a 99.9 mph fastball that got hit. There is a litany of managers who lost with their closer standing in the bullpen.
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 22h
This postseason I am rooting for the White Sox
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Popeleo Bobbert
ALT: Popeleo Bobbert
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Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 22h
we are ALL rooting for the chicago whitesox
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To be sure @vikingteapot.bsky.social · 22h
I've helped construction guys in the UK and Canada. UK= cut me that bit drywall 1512mm by 1012mm...Canada(similar to the US) cut me that bit of drywall 52 and 1/8th inches "big" by 31 and 1/2 "small" I honestly said wtf 😳.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gobsmacked by the elite levels of not knowing ball in the Senate today, thinking an NBA team is called the Hawkeyes then, refusing to Google it, then accusing a guy of treason because you didn’t know the Iowa Lady Hawkeyes aren’t in the NBA. Somehow I don’t trust these people to Save Girls Sports.
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 22h
Texas, the voter registration deadline is coming up next week. If you live in Texas and want to vote, be sure to check that you are registered properly — even if you you think you did what you had to. A statewide database to check: goelect.txelections.civixapps.com/ivis-mvp-ui/...
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if you know anything about senator schmitt's monumental fuck up in the jack smith hearing, i implore you to reach out. can be anonymous. signal: marisakabas.04 email: marisa@thehandbasket.co
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 23h
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 23h
The only SI I want the United States to embrace is the Système Internationale for measurements
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what if we gave Bonzi Buddy the power to ruin your life
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Between Chip City and Captain Cookie closing Arlington is suffering a cookie depression
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you think about it, the US could get money from most of the same people and entities that are demanding higher interest on government debt by simply taxing those people today. Maybe we should look into that @beyer.house.gov
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
TIL Minnie loves to do her bit for the war effort
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
listen i'm not gonna link to it but "stay at home parents would simply have no use for universal daycare" is some of the most "oh you've never actually talked to anyone" shit i've ever heard
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 29/09/2026
The thing I have constantly complained about for a over a decade is that society is structured around the idea that one person is a stay at home parent
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The pandemic and the move to remote working probably took a fair bit of pressure off the Arlington housing market. If you no longer have to commute to DC, Arlington's proximity advantage is less critical to you; you can live elsewhere. www.arlnow.com/2026/09/29/a...
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Arlington rents would be even higher if not for the pandemic, analysis finds | ARLnow.com
A dip in rental costs brought on by the pandemic had long-term effects on apartment costs in Arlington, a new analysis suggests. An Arlington housing market unaffected by the pandemic would have been ...
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