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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 14h
i detect no lies
bleobsdoodles on ig pic of a hedgie saying there be fuckery about 

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Bill Connelly @espnbillc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Millions of reasons why I hate this (and most of real life right now), but everyone acting like they have no free will might make me the angriest. "We can't simply make MORE money, we have no choice but to make the MOST money even if we're screwing our future selves. It's out of our hands!"
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Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
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Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 14h
it is very cool to have the livelihood of every creative person on earth obliterated by people who don’t understand what art is for
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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 13h
With the caveat that I am currently clinically brain dead I’m making myself laugh thinking about a guy driving a Tesla with a bumper sticker saying “I bought this before I knew I was stupid”
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 12h
new meme template
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 12h
This is the thing about AI that I love so much. Think of all the morons you know (many on this site!) using and swearing by this tech that can change the output depending on who is controlling the AI. And those dumbasses still believe it should be used for anything regarding data!
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 13h
They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”
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Roosevelt Institute @rooseveltinstitute.org · 12h
New @wsj.com polling shows broad support for proactive government action to lower health and child care costs, take on corporate price-gouging, and ask more of the wealthiest earners to fund programs for the working majority. The days of rampant neoliberalism are over. www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
Bar chart displaying approval of various policies to aid Americans with cost of living and tax laws. Leading with 90% approval is banning surprise medical bills, followed by requiring health insurance companies to report reasons for denying claims at 87%. Capping prices of drugs negotiated by Medicare shows 87% support, and government negotiation of drug prices is at 84%. Raising taxes on large, profitable companies is favored by 76%. The least supported policy, reducing Social Security benefits if Congress can't agree, has 23% approval. Data source: Wall Street Journal poll, September 2026.
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 12h
*wildly gnashing my teeth together as the blood of liberty bibberty runs down my chin, eyes locked on the chick-fil-a actors dancing and singing the chicken and waffles jingle and eyeing my nervously* me: youre next
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 12h
Happy hump day have a new penguin
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 12h
Good I hope they all go down with that sinking ship
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 12h
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 30/09/2026
This is priceless. Check out how local news is reporting on Sen Eric Schmidt’s clown-show grilling of Jack Smith. They found Jack Smith at the game… “Top corner, section 109, row 1. In fact, that seat doesn’t even exist in Atlanta.”
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 21h
Weird the AI didn’t catch that
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 19h
This man has never been “morally bound” to a single thing is his life except maybe the need to scam people out of more money
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Lisa Song @lisalsong.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The proposed rule is from OMB, the office run by Russell Vought -- who has a history of opposing government efforts to expand access to voting.
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Fort Worth Report @fortworthreport.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sweet Delight: Fort Worth company makes deal for return of iconic Texas candy company 
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Sweet Delight: Fort Worth company makes deal for return of iconic Texas candy company 
" data-large-file="https://i0.wp.com/fortworthreport.org/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/C1A9486-scaled.jpg?fit=683%2C1024&ssl=1" />Fort Worth Stockyards’ developer Delightful Development looks to revive Austin’s Lammes Candies.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is a list of all the people who are going to be getting bailed out with your tax money. I guarantee it. Not tough to call this shot.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 29/09/2026
A thing I learned not too long ago is that when an LLM selects a token that leads it down an incorrect path (factually), it has no way to back up, or even know that it should back up, it's just on to the next likely bit. Literally every LLM is just posting their way through it. What an image.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the media would have a collective orgasm over a Democrat Not Knowing Sports
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m almost starting to think he actually does not want to win?
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never spoken with a bestselling author who is insane [JACK SMITH]: No [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Naomi Wolf! [SMITH]: That is Naomi Klein sir
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Machines do not have nerve endings you stupid fucking twats
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's kind of crazy that the Natalie Harp news cycle raised some extremely valid questions about the extent of her influence on our octogenarian narcoleptic, none were answered and the press just stopped wondering.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Houston Ass Hoes
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wonder what the conversations with Trump about this are like. Or if they just do not speak to him about it.
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you are invited to her gallery opening
A very tiny tabby kitten in a black post-surgery onesie that looks like a tight black shirt, very chic.
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Incredible photo choice lmaoooo
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Who is your favorite non (or mostly non) political account on here and what do they post about?
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Anytime the seasons change (which is really just 2x a year here) I get the overwhelming urge to go completely manic and change everything in my life. And this time around my interest in watching My Football Teams has already evaporated so more time to be manic.
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fucking Linda Belcher’s wario, good riddance!!!!!!!!!!
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Josh Grubbs @joshuagrubbsphd.com · 29/09/2026
I will forever maintain that that left must not let the right claim patriotism as their own and dope things like this are a big part of why
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 29/09/2026
This whole interview is such an incredible series of self-owns.
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Adam @adamshap.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
NYC’s congestion pricing program cut ambulance travel times by over a minute
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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
GOP Consultants : what do you mean she just fucking tweeted it out
Marjorie Taylor Greene
We have not seen a caravan headed to the U.S.
southern border in several years, why now?
Oh yeah, there is an election coming and the
GOP needs to scare you into voting because
nothing else is working.

Anthony Aguero Live
Over 400 aliens predominantly from
Honduras entered Mexico on Thursday,
ready to make their way to the US southern
border ... Here's footage of the caravan.
Someone is incentivizing this movement, t ...

@mt ... . 1d

@Anth ... . 1d
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sure, the 2024 election was one too, but 2026 might be the clearest intelligence test ever presented to the American electorate. Taken at face value, he's saying he stole hundreds of billions from the gov't, hid it somewhere Congress can't reach, and he pinky swears he will give you a piece. Really.
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da da™️ drew @adrew.dadguy.pro · 28/09/2026
dude is cutting ads for talarico
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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reggie seidman @ennui.org · 19/11/2024
Gregory Rat-Liker
@cat_beltane

every time a bad take by conor friedersdorf pops up on my TL, i engage with it by saying "conow fweedasdowf" out loud in homestar runner's voice, then closing the tab
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@NewsJennifer (Jennifer Schulze) @newsjennifer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We should expect a lot more of this 'i was wrong about trump' bullsh*t especially after the midterms. Sarah is completely correct: don't fall for it.
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Sarah Longwell
@SarahLongwell25
Watching people who propped up this corrupt disaster of an administration for their own enrichment start to slowly back away with their hands up will be good for short term dunks, but thats not good enough. It should be a reputational nuke from which these people never recover.
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Thiel on Trump:

“There are a lot of things I got wrong... was crazier than I thought. It was more dangerous than I thought.”
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 28/09/2026
All it took was getting kicked out of the White House press room and suddenly CNN remembers that "lie" is a word.
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MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lmao this is utterly unhinged. it is not 2008. the kids are not saying "i like everything but country" anymore. people are not pretending(!!) en masse to have never heard a song to signal their lib-left cultural superiority
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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