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Chartreuse Wahoo

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shoes ‘n booze

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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Unfortunately it remains true
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’ve already lost 2 pairs of sunglasses this football season but the pausa koozie is still with us @sickoscommittee.org
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wait what lol
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
For some reason this is absolutely sending me like thank you for showing me the size comparison of your backpack to a bottle of wine lol
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Current mood in Texas:
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Idk if this really counts because all I did was crop this out of a bigger pic but to me it is a meme if only to me post a meme made by you
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They actually have a Cajun potato with boudain but I’m a little too fragile for that today lol
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ITSHAPPENING.gif
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
AND THATS EXACTLY WHAT WE’RE GONNA DO TO THEM TODAY AGS
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Already pre-coping with whatever my sorry football team is going to do tomorrow
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And that’s all I need
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m fairly new to vpns actually but I just engage any other country for Bluesky to get around their age verification bullshit
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When you forget to switch your vpn country before you online shop
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can someone please send a vat of pho to my office?
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Because I will never pass up an opportunity to share this, one of my all time faves, the reference:
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Do I want to die tonight? Spooky season edition
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What’s crazy about beauty products is that since I already have a replacement lined up for this taking up space in my cabinet it will now somehow take me the rest of the year to use this up even with my best efforts.
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Good morning from the lazy long boi
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Meanwhile, my cat flops down anywhere and everywhere like this and never seems any worse for wear.
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It was just this lol
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Also this is the story that elicited that warning lmao
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
There better not be anyone under 18 following me on instagram??? Like I never even conceived of anyone under 18 viewing my stories???
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Goddammit
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I stupidly did not have back up plans so now I’m just sitting on my couch with miss st/sc on like
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Can’t believe it’s already time for this again but here we are
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Absolutely ridiculous
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I ran 2.5 miles and then did the river/trail trash cleanup event and this clingy motherfucker won’t let me shower sir I am RANK
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Moose loves scritches (fact)
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Someone made the mistake of giving me a high viz vest and I’m definitely going to use it for crimes
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Got him a tunnel thingy and of course the only interest he has in it is one of the toggles for folding it up to store it…
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Good morning from Mr. Moose and his floofy pooch lol
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Like ~actually over? Or Iran war over?
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Can we trade
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ok well I see now why the broncos were such ass they’re wearing the rfk jr. Doritos of jerseys
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A kolache-wanter has entered the chat
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Can check: not as good as chuck’s and not happy I am rooting for Ohio state but I’ll take it
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Both of the areas of talking about have large Czech populations. Technically the sausage ones are called Klobasniky, but they get called kolaches a lot. @remmons13.bsky.social can probably explain it better lol.
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Tired of hearing about West kolaches, what yall know about Burleson County kolaches???
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
1st google result after the ai bs, seems promising!
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Women in male-dominated fields: wearing New Balances with professional attire (1. Fit to attend a work-sponsored pickleball tournament and 2. they matched too perfectly not to wear them!!!)
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This clown has disabled QTs already but in hs soccer I watched a girl on my team break another girls leg 3 minutes into a game
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
There are two currently at my eye level so easy enough
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Chartreuse Wahoo @chartreusewahoo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
He wants to know why there’s a delay
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