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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

all the small things crisp tots, hot wings starting with some lighter fare got some apps for us to share

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

(grabbing different mushrooms off the forest floor and eating them) no you don’t have to identify them that’s a myth

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molly @bugmom.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

we no longer venerate the villager who grew the largest pumpkin

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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

*this user has been shrouded in swirling mists at The Haunted grove

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Chametz Rodriguez @chametzrodriguez.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

“Another 9/11” is obviously Code 1, but what could be sufficiently severe so as to merit Code 2?

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Chametz Rodriguez @chametzrodriguez.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

In the 2002 Tobey Maguire Spider-Man, when Green Goblin first attacks the parade with bombs, an NYPD cop immediately yells “Code 3! Code 3!” into his radio, which implies 1) there’s a special radio code for Green Goblin Attacks, and 2) it’s not even the most serious one.

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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 05/10/2026

women from this 🏳️‍⚧️ country are always in possession of complex devices i couldn't possibly name the purpose of

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Chametz Rodriguez @chametzrodriguez.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Struggling against the three men dragging me out of the Knights of Columbus hall as I continue to yell that one of the residents of Halloweentown is clearly a Vortigaunt from Half Life:2

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Chametz Rodriguez @chametzrodriguez.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Asked to leave my nephew’s wedding reception for proposing a toast and using it to explain why the Oogie Boogie Man is ethnically Mexican

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Chametz Rodriguez @chametzrodriguez.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

As if filleting me with particle beams wasn’t enough, LEWKBOT 9000 then proceeded to vogue over my corpse for over ten minutes while playing a MIDI medley of FKA Twigs, Beyoncé, and others.

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

using Predator cloaking technology to sneak into a bunch of jazz/tap classes so I can learn for free

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

First hermit crab: Okay I know it’s not really up to me, but I’m thinking “luxury crabs.” “The only crabs with a house.” “Property crabs.” “Remarkable crabs.” God: 🙂

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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I’ve been a loyal @defector.com subscriber since they launched but I think the biggest impact it’s had on my life is introducing the phrase “grim men’s evening” to my lexicon. I’ve spread it to my friends, including one who just told me about a “grim men’s business lunch”

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Chametz Rodriguez @chametzrodriguez.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

6am departure out of DCA to DFW on a Monday morning of a work week = “Grim Businessmen’s Flight”

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Drew @4484.cool · 04/09/2026

The Green Knight stepped forward. "I will no war, I wear no metal. Instead I offer a game. You must last more than five minutes."

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Bella cool GRRiginal 🦝 @bellatrellia.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I will not be saying "pardon?" Instead of "what?" Unfortunately no matter how much more polite it is!!! That's some fuckass shit!

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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The tradition of all dead generations weighs like a nightmare on the brains of the living, playboy

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J¡m Vaughn @jiminyspigot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

"Ain't no rules says a dog can't be a governess." -Charlotte Brontë, 𝘑𝘢𝘯𝘦 𝘌𝘺𝘳𝘦𝘣𝘶𝘥

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Chametz Rodriguez @chametzrodriguez.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

✅ I cared too much about the best use of some billionaire’s dollars in 2032

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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Borne back ceaselessly into the past, playboy?

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Chametz Rodriguez @chametzrodriguez.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Joe Hesketh was the very first baseball card I ever got (pack of ‘89 Topps). If you ever need a .300 batter who played for the Nats for immaculate grid, he hit .500 one season for the Expos (1-2)!!

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Chametz Rodriguez @chametzrodriguez.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Magic Treehouse books are divided into chapters and are great read-aloud/read-along books in my experience

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Chametz Rodriguez @chametzrodriguez.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

One vote for “All-nude Steakhouse” for Best of 2026, please

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Chametz Rodriguez @chametzrodriguez.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Ideal polycule (identical fire-and-ice elemental twinks + 5/8 scale cow-enby)

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Strzyga, Flesh Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 20/03/2026

Use [Power Drill] on [Elf]

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Bonfire @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Signing into the Adult Lego chat as “Stanley_Koolbrick”

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Everybody was surfing USA, said the Beach Boys. I could not believe it! I turned to the shore, and so they all were.

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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 18/05/2026

today on the streetcar the man sitting across from me ended what seemed like an important business call with “well, as snoopy would say: gawrsh!” then he frowned, looked at me, mouthed “goofy?”, I nodded, then he said “I’m just being goofy!” and hung up, and gave me a thumbs up

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SHREW @shrewtape.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

[You are encumbered and cannot run] [You drop: Greatsword of Frost] [You are encumbered] [Warning! Dropping Prince Tim will abandon his questline!] [You drop: Prince Tim] [Quest failed! "Tiny Kingdom in Need"] [You are encumbered] [You drop: (1) of (14) Cheese Wheels] [You are no longer encumbered]

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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Just remembered this incredible chain by @hooks.bsky.social and friends.

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 12/05/2026

i woke myself up laughing this morning because this happened in my dream

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Chametz Rodriguez @chametzrodriguez.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

“Yes, AirBnB support? The door code isn’t working and the owner isn’t responding to in-app message”

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🎃trash🎃 (haunted) @dollarpbr.gay · 05/05/2026

3 day ban for telling someone “I hope you feel every troy ounce of anubis’ scales in your bosom as they begin to tip”

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Alicia Kraft @aliciakraft.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Doing a brand partnership with my own ass

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Busiaco @busia.co · 16/04/2026

Emerging from my crag to menace the nearby hamlet.

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Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Haters Without Borders

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

lol at the guy lifting weights wearing a smiths tshirt. what’re you workin out today man your fuckin. crying muscles

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

when the onion in the fridge is like trying to grow a new onion. that’s so embarrassing. caught ya with your trousers down, mate

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budum @budum.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

If a man be skalt on his member -- i.e., upon his ȝerde -- lay the pouder thereon! For what manner evil be upon his member, the pouder shall heal it!

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

You got 𝙃𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙐𝙣𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙎𝙖𝙪𝙘𝙚! Press [𝙀] to ᴄᴏɴꜱᴜᴍᴇ 𝙃𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙐𝙣𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙎𝙖𝙪𝙘𝙚. Hold [𝙁] to ꜰɪʟʟ ᴘᴀᴄᴋᴇᴛꜱ with 𝙃𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙐𝙣𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙎𝙖𝙪𝙘𝙚 (Req. 2× 𝙀𝙢𝙥𝙩𝙮 𝙋𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙩). Tap [𝘾] fast to ᴡɪᴘᴇ 𝙃𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙐𝙣𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙎𝙖𝙪𝙘𝙚 on back of 𝘿𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙮𝙚𝙙 𝙋𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙨. 𝙐𝙣𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙎𝙖𝙪𝙘𝙚 used ᴄᴀᴜꜱᴛɪᴄ ꜱʟᴏᴘ! 𝘿𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙮𝙚𝙙 𝙋𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙨 are ᴜɴᴡᴇᴀʀᴀʙʟᴇ!

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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Majority of Americans Ignore This Simple Trick to Eliminate Mice

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