Chametz Rodriguez @chametzrodriguez.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Went to the match today and everyone there knew you 000
Chametz Rodriguez @chametzrodriguez.bsky.social · 18/10/2025Horus and Anubis postering me with a sick reverse alley-oop and then hitting me with the Too Small celly, condemning my soul to the Sea of Reeds for eternity 000
Chametz Rodriguez @chametzrodriguez.bsky.social · 05/08/2025The horn sounds are made by this thing’s snout 000
Chametz Rodriguez @chametzrodriguez.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Christmas Eve on X, the Everythibn Appl 010
Chametz Rodriguez @chametzrodriguez.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Love too log on to X, The Everything App 000
Chametz Rodriguez @chametzrodriguez.bsky.social · 24/10/2024Available at all sinks at my high school’s intro to circuit-making lab. I think because of the acid baths we used to etch the boards. 010
Chametz Rodriguez @chametzrodriguez.bsky.social · 14/06/2024www.baseball-reference.com/players/d/da... ::Rollin’ (Urban Assault Vehicle) starts playing:: 020
Chametz Rodriguez @chametzrodriguez.bsky.social · 27/03/2024“We saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe…” 001
Chametz Rodriguez @chametzrodriguez.bsky.social · 07/12/2023Beyond the ad revenue, I believe Twitter gets a 10% commission on the sale of every one of these PhonePhucker 5000 devices 100
Chametz Rodriguez @chametzrodriguez.bsky.social · 28/11/2023www.baseball-reference.com/players/g/ga... 000
Chametz Rodriguez @chametzrodriguez.bsky.social · 24/11/2023When the Brood Queen shows you great favor by entrusting you with her latest clutch of larvae 001
Chametz Rodriguez @chametzrodriguez.bsky.social · 22/11/2023Nervously craving a pickleback. Because of my heritage you see. 000
Chametz Rodriguez @chametzrodriguez.bsky.social · 08/11/2023Had to roll a sanity check on the metro this morning 020
Chametz Rodriguez @chametzrodriguez.bsky.social · 02/11/2023Scam email made it through the Gmail filters a few days ago and since then I haven’t gone ten minutes without muttering “how often within a day u are able to pamper your whang” 44112
Chametz Rodriguez @chametzrodriguez.bsky.social · 24/10/2023When Mother hires a Harlequin clown for my birthday fete though she surely knows that I strongly prefer Pulcinella 000
