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Christopher Hooks

@hooks.bsky.social
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Journalist. Let me explain something to you, Walsh. This business requires a certain amount of finesse. christopherdhooks@gmail.com

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Christopher Hooks @hooks.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Monday’s child is a looksmaxxed mogger Tuesday’s child is a chillpilled pogger Wednesday’s child is fully doompilled Thursday’s child will ne’er be fulfilled Friday’s child will hold space Saturday’s child has cortisol in spades And the child born on the sabbath day Is sigma, volcel, tumblr and gay.
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madi mcvan @madisonmcvan.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
always read @hooks.bsky.social
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Ken Paxton Now Has to Do the Unthinkable: Try
A recent press conference exposed the attorney general’s biggest vulnerability as a Senate candidate.
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Harper’s Magazine @harpers.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
“The organizational and administrative bloat that has piled up around the semiquincentennial can be overwhelming to behold.” @hooks.bsky.social reports on the United States’ semiquincentennial celebration.
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Happy Fucking Birthday, by Christopher Hooks
An exhausted America turns two hundred and fifty
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Harper’s Magazine @harpers.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Christopher Hooks ( @hooks.bsky.social ), whose report on the United States’ 250th birthday celebration appeared in our July issue, spoke with Matthew Sherrill about “Dubya’s Texas,” the White House UFC fight, and his plans for the fourth. buff.ly/94krhKF
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Jonathan V. Last @jvl.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Every single paragraph of this 10,000 word piece is filled with stuff I wish I'd written. It's amazing. harpers.org/archive/2026...
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Brian Goodwin @bgoodwin.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
This is the best fucking thing I’ve read all year
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Harper’s Magazine @harpers.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
“The long-suppressed patriot in me started to experience a sinking sort of feeling. The main reminder I had in my own life that something was worth celebrating this year had been the American flag plastered across cans of Narragansett.” – @hooks.bsky.social
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Happy Fucking Birthday, by Christopher Hooks
An exhausted America turns two hundred and fifty
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Harper’s Magazine @harpers.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
In our July issue: Christopher Hooks on America250, William T. Vollmann on a free people’s government, Ann Manov on civic centers, Meghan O’Gieblyn on willpower, Clare Bucknell on Vermeer, Rosanna Warren on John Berryman, and a story by Padgett Powell. harpers.org/archive/2026...
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Harper’s Magazine @harpers.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
“The imperial capital has many beautiful buildings, and they are always kept tidy and clean. They have a quality that grates, though. The landscape is didactic, insistent. Somebody is always trying to teach you something.” — @hooks.bsky.social
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Happy Fucking Birthday, by Christopher Hooks
An exhausted America turns two hundred and fifty
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Christopher Hooks @hooks.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
For the July issue of Harper’s, I tried to work through my feelings about the United States at this particular moment by surveying the America 250/Freedom 250 industrial complex and otherwise driving around the Keystone State: harpers.org/archive/2026...
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Happy Fucking Birthday, by Christopher Hooks
An exhausted America turns two hundred and fifty
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Harper’s Magazine @harpers.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Christopher Hooks (@hooks.bsky.social) reports on the United States’ semiquincentennial festivities and searches for something worth celebrating. harpers.org/archive/2026...
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Happy Fucking Birthday, by Christopher Hooks
An exhausted America turns two hundred and fifty
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Brett Martin @brettmartin.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Allegedly the banned-for-life list from the soon to shutter Parkview Tavern.
A long list of names, typed and scribbled, including such figures as "Cowboy Hat Rich", Diabetic Darrell, Short Lawyer with Salt/Pepper Hair Has Salt with his beer, no tip, helps himself to stand-up cooler" and "Creepy Steve."
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Christopher Hooks @hooks.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
meet me at the Ghost of the First Piggly Wiggly in the next thirty minutes if you want an Ass Kicking
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Christopher Hooks @hooks.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
just a friendly reminder to everybody that gerrymandering does not play a role in the outcome of statewide elections
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Christopher Hooks @hooks.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
John Cornyn has been released from his waking nightmare. for Ken Paxton, poor devil, the trial continues
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Christopher Hooks @hooks.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
John Cornyn… welcome to The Resistance. www.texasmonthly.com/news-politic...
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John Cornyn Bowed to Trump. The President Overlooked Him.
After months of being noncommittal, President Donald Trump finally announced he’s endorsing Ken Paxton.
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
one thing that i think lets people like paxton and trump get away with so much is that they've had so many scandals that it really requires an attention to politics most people simply do not have anymore. when you're making an "indictment explainer" you've already lost
In 2018, a difficult year for Republicans, Mr. Paxton was re-elected — beating a former Supreme Court clerk for Sandra Day O’Connor despite ads against him that included an “indictment explainer” and a reminder of the time Mr. Paxton was caught on a security camera at a courthouse checkpoint pocketing a $1,000 Montblanc pen that wasn’t his (he gave it back).
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Just remembered this incredible chain by @hooks.bsky.social and friends.
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Sandi Villarreal @sandivillarreal.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
“Paxton can make one charge that is more powerful than anything Cornyn can pin on Ken, and which may well push the attorney general over the line on May 26: John Cornyn was in office twenty years ago.” —great analysis on state of Texas Rs by @hooks.bsky.social www.texasmonthly.com/news-politic...
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How Texas Republicans Turned on George W. Bush
The man who delivered Texas to the GOP is now one of its chief targets.
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RoninMacbeth 🇺🇦🇵🇸🇻🇪 @roninmacbeth.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I rediscovered this almost two year-old piece by @hooks.bsky.social on a convention of Habsburg...restorationists? Enthusiasts? Hobbyists? A convention in Plano which hosted members of the Habsburg-Lothringen clan, one of my favorites for how strange its subjects are. thebaffler.com/latest/feeli...
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At the Habsburg Convention in Plano | Christopher Hooks
Emperor Karl I was the least successful and most tragic Habsburg monarch. A symposium in Texas makes the case for why he should become a saint.
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Bill McKibben @billmckibben.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Since the headline is a bit confusing, the NYT is reporting that on the same day we hit the girl's school in Minab, we also sent a missile full of tungsten steel pellets at a girl's volleyball tournament hundreds of miles away in Lamerd. Twenty one dead. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/29/w...
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New U.S. Missile Hit Iranian Sports Hall and School, Analysis Shows
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Jason Aycock @alphajason.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Delighted to return from vacation to something I missed: a surprisingly comprehensive ranking of weird Texas political-battle music from @hooks.bsky.social www.texasmonthly.com/news-politic...
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John Cornyn Released a Demented AI Ad of Ken Paxton Grooving to “Love Shack.” We Can’t Look Away.
Plus, a definitive ranking of the many weird installments in the surprisingly varied genre of Texas-politics music.
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Philip Gourevitch @pgourevitch.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
feels telling about American foreign policy punditry that while many decry the aimlessness of Trump’s monstrously wrong Iran war there were far more outraged columns over the harm done to US power and influence and standing and interests and example when Biden rightly withdrew from Afghanistan.
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Christopher Hooks @hooks.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
i talked to the folks at nyt opinion about the primary last night and what's next: www.nytimes.com/2026/03/04/o...
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Opinion | He’s No Beto, but Can Talarico Win? A Texas Writer Weighs In.
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Christopher Hooks @hooks.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Senate's done. Elsewhere, some really weird stuff. Pretty shocking result in R AG: Roy was talking tough about avoiding a runoff and he's more than 12 points down with Mayes Middleton in a really comfortable position. Did not see this coming at all.
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Christopher Hooks @hooks.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Cancel that: Some Williamson polls open till 10, now, and there's a legal fight about Dallas ballots.
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Christopher Hooks @hooks.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I'm bad at math and can't responsibly call anything. But Talarico's gonna win, and I bet calls start coming soon after Dallas and Williamson end voting (in two minutes)
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Christopher Hooks @hooks.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Talarico is winning several of south Texas counties that have been making Dems scared the last decade by about a 2-to-1 margin, something that Cornyn is likely to point to in his runoff. Up 15 in Bexar so far. Up 7 statewide.
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Christopher Hooks @hooks.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I realized that after 12 years, I don't actually know who or where Ken Paxton's base is. When he did poorly in hometown DFW I was worried my strongest warrior had missed a step. But he's only 2.5 points shy now and I'm less impressed by Big John
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Christopher Hooks @hooks.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Alright, lets do some downballot. Dan Crenshaw looks a lot like he's going to get turfed out by stalwart state rep. Steve Toth, one of the great That Guys we have on offer. One incumbent down.
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Christopher Hooks @hooks.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Greg Abbott is perfectly safe in his primary, of course. but his handpicked comptroller won't even get a runoff. Dunked in the toilet. Abbott's pick for ag commissioner cleared the bar, though, most likely. RIP Sid Miller :(
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Christopher Hooks @hooks.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Cornyn running a little bit stronger than I would have expected but doesn't seem realistic to hope for 50%. Middleton, though, maybe? Seems like the attacks on chip roy really hit home
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Christopher Hooks @hooks.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Talarico putting up Bashar Assad numbers in central Texas—winning Travis, Hays, Williamson by 50 points. Expect San Antonio to be good for him. Feels like an early-ish call is coming.
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
That's the worst news Crockett's gotten all night. She probably had to keep his margin under 20% there
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Christopher Hooks @hooks.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Talarico is winning early vote in majority Hispanic counties that contain Laredo and Corpus Christi almost 2 to 1, which if it holds generally across south Texas is a massive boost (Webb here)
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Christopher Hooks @hooks.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Early vote filtering in on TT/NYT counter is disproportionately from DFW area, which seems to be benefiting Crockett and Cornyn/Middleton. gonna be a while before we get better picture from across the state
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esouthard @esouthard.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Can’t believe you withhold this insight from the folks here
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@cd_hooks What to look for on election night in the
#TXSen Dem primary: 1) Votes. The more each candidate gets, the better. And that's likely to determine the
winner of the entire ballgame. 2) The map. Votes from outside Texas aren't likely to count at all-unless they were mailed
in.
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Christopher Hooks @hooks.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
not liveblogging the tx primary tonight but gonna try to post stuff here
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anna walsh @annamccachren.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
“I have instructed a large language model trained on sixty years of the most florid and overwrought Texas political writing (which is to say, my brain) to produce a guide to the man and his times.” This is peak @hooks.bsky.social in the best way possible www.texasmonthly.com/news-politic...
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The Ballad of Briscoe Cain, the MAGA Legislator Whose Dreams Were Squashed by Trump
Briscoe Cain could only exist in the Texas Legislature. He was tragically tempted to run for U.S. Congress.
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Christopher Hooks @hooks.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
BRISCOE AGONISTES
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Christopher Hooks @hooks.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
get an early look at the piece some are calling an early frontrunner for the Pulitzer Prize for Texas political blogging (junior division) www.texasmonthly.com/news-politic...
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The Ballad of Briscoe Cain, the MAGA Legislator Whose Dreams Were Squashed by Trump
Briscoe Cain could only exist in the Texas Legislature. He was tragically tempted to run for U.S. Congress.
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Christopher Hooks @hooks.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I’ve gotten a couple of messages from folks who are asking in a friendly way why I’m still active on Twitter more than I am here. Just for the record, the answer…
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Nolan Hicks @ndhapple.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
@hooks.bsky.social is maybe the best writer of Texas and its deep-set contradictions since Billy Lee Brammer— www.texasmonthly.com/news-politic...
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What’s the Matter With Texas A&M?
Five presidents in five years. Firings of “woke” professors. Crackdowns on Plato. Inside state leaders’ efforts to remake a great university.
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autumn wright 🍂 @autumn-wright.com · 02/02/2026
stellar reporting and an object lesson on the higher ed playbook in other states
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Certified Chris Hooks Classic, here. It is very detailed and humane in telling the story it tells, which concerns the damage that a small number of snitches, creeps, and dullards have done to this institution, but also about the long history and awful present of snitches/creeps/dullards doing that.
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Tour de force on just exactly what has gone on at Texas A&M for so many years from Chris Hooks in @texasmonthly.bsky.social: www.texasmonthly.com/news-politic...
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What’s the Matter With Texas A&M?
Five presidents in five years. Firings of “woke” professors. Crackdowns on Plato. Inside state leaders’ efforts to remake a great university.
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Christopher Hooks @hooks.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
For two years, I've been investigating claims that Texas A&M University has been overtaken by the forces of gay race communism. The truth is a little more complicated: www.texasmonthly.com/news-politic...
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What’s the Matter With Texas A&M?
Five presidents in five years. Firings of “woke” professors. Crackdowns on Plato. Inside state leaders’ efforts to remake a great university.
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Will Wiles @willwiles.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Q: How do I unlock Sunglasses Macron? A: It's very difficult to unlock Sunglasses Macron in the course of a normal game because it requires a specific and unlikely sequence of events. While default Macron is ruler of France, the USA must choose the monarchy path and then lay claim to Greenland.
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Rachel Monroe @rachelmonroe.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Because we could all use a little distraction: I wrote about all the drama that's been brewing in Loving County, a land of oilfields and family feuds and, most recently, a takeover attempt by an outside group www.newyorker.com/news/letter-...
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The Battle for One of the Richest and Smallest Counties in Texas
A few families have been duelling for control of Loving County for decades. Then the followers of a hustle-culture influencer moved in.
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Christopher Hooks @hooks.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I wrote last year about what MAGA actually sees in Greenland, an island we already basically quietly own, why its leader is too stupid to get what he wants, and what they see as a beneficial side-effect (destroying the post-war international order) newrepublic.com/article/1947...
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Real Men Steal Countries: Inside Trump’s Absurd Greenland Obsession
An underdressed reporter journeys across icy, barren Greenland—and into Trump’s bored, nineteenth-century brain.
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