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Chadywak @chadywak.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Trouble sleeping? Ask your doctor if Yambien is right for you.

Trump asleep at a press conference with what I'm sure is a shitty diaper and 6 men behind him sniffing it in proudly.

Chadywak @chadywak.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

I did the Cologuard thing. The instructions were unclear, so I just shit in the box, put it on my doctor's doorstep, lit it on fire, rang the doorbell, and ran away.

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Chadywak @chadywak.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Despite all my rage, I still have my ass in a cage.

Olivia Wilde at the Met Gala with a white dress and a cage attached to her behind

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

JOHN FOGERTY: I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain JAMES TAYLOR: okay, you’re not gonna fucking believe this

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Chadywak @chadywak.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Rudy Giuliani will be laid to rest at Arlington National House of Pancakes.

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Chadywak @chadywak.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

I've seen Star Wars a thousand times, but watching today was the first time I noticed that when Han fired at the door in the trash compactor and it ricocheted everywhere, the blast didn't hit anyone because they were wearing stormtrooper outfits.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

"In small packages, sometimes big packages come. I’m saying my dick is big. I have a huge penis, Luke.."

Yoda on Luke Skywalker's back, telling him about his huge penis

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Chadywak @chadywak.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

The trailer park down the street is having a Meth Gala tonight. It's a circle of pickup trucks with the headlights on, and Bethany is totally slaying it with her cut-off jean shorts and white tank top with one titty hanging out. Some are calling it a wardrobe malfunction, but we all know Bethany.

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Chadywak @chadywak.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

There's a parallel universe where trailer park girls go 'round the inside.

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Chadywak @chadywak.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Wow. These assassination attempts are getting so exclusive. They are black tie events now.

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Wendy @wendyb07.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Instead of hello, I’ve started answering the phone with “how did you get this number?”

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

WAITER: would you care for dessert JEFF: i’ll have the jello GEOFF: i’ll have the geollo JEFF: jesus christ not this again GEOFF: geosus christ

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

the on top of spaghetti song’s real name is al dente’s peak

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Chadywak @chadywak.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Got dragged for posting a 30 year old joke. I deleted everything that's not original content or noted, so, on this account, just in case.

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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Someone needs to make a Catnip called Meowie Wowie.

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Chadywak @chadywak.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

An army of lesbians is called a Militia Etheridge

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Chadywak @chadywak.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

My future is so bright, I gotta wear transition lenses

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Chadywak @chadywak.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Friend: Do you remember joy at all? Me: the emotion or the dish soap?

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Chadywak @chadywak.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

4/20 is tomorrow. The world is so fucked up that no one is talking about the best holiday of the year. We are all like children who have forgotten that Santa is coming because our parents are getting divorced

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 11/04/2026

Lynyrd Skynyrd was all like “lord knows i can’t change” and then immediately changed tempos

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Chadywak @chadywak.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

The US government threatening the Pope is like when other rappers tried to clown MC Hammer. They are obviously not familiar with the Vatican game.

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Chadywak @chadywak.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

My favorite holiday tradition was when my dad would sit us down as a family and tell us the story of Easter. Jesus was crucified, rose again on the 3rd day, left his tomb, saw his shadow, and we had 6 more weeks of winter.

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