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Kevin CJ

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 04/10/2026
if I worked at the secret government agency tasked with suppressing unknowable extradimensional horrors I wouldn't complain so much after finding out my fate is sealed because the unknowable extradimensional horrors have escaped. I would already be emotionally prepared for that
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Jjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I can’t believe we’re back to medieval level conflicts like “local merchant princes attempt to bribe theologians and the Pope’s advisors so the Pope will issue a favorable proclaimation”
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Kevin CJ @cavnak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Teams Calendar jump scare
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 25/09/2026
"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents." H.P. Lovecraft was onto something there at least. Now time to hop online and correlate all of the world's contents
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Hank & Townes’s Mom @katehascats.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Anyway, we are NOT throwing our trans siblings under the bus for ANY reason. NO. You can kick rocks.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 11/09/2026
They’re adding Clues By Sam to the LSAT
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Dimension 20 @dimension20.dropout.tv · 07/09/2026
every job deserves comfort, dignity and safety! 🫡
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Operations Skills: PRIMARILY KAFKA AND CASSANDRA BUT I CAN MAKE ANY SORT OF PREDICTION AND HAVE IT IGNORED BY ANY TYPE OF BUREAUCRACY
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 05/09/2026
this and the mt sinai trans care thing are both so nakedly contemptuous that they feel designed to get you down at a crucial time when you Cannot Let The Fuckers Get You Down
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The person you should all be voting for in the most influential Bluesky thing is Kyle MacLachlan who has made exactly one post and it was a reply to someone and it was a hot dog
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It's not the only reason he fucking sucks but all my Massachusetts homies love and support trans people and rightwing Democrats can eat shit with this losing strategy.
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Kinodämmerung: Noel @ Wings of Theve @venomnoel1.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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sean pagliacci aka doctor dog with a gun @ghosthardware05.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"one day the sadness will end but i dont think todays the day" david lynch
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 21/08/2026
reading about Katherine McCollough led me to reflect on my experience with ketamine, a substance i was utterly enamored with for several years www.patreon.com/merrittk/pos...
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
So glad this story is out. Please read it and share it. www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
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Reggie Watts Is a Prominent Ketamine Advocate. Was It His Ex's 'Undoing'?
Comedian and musican Reggie Watts is a prominent ketamine advocate. Was it his ex-girlfriend's "undoing"?
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violet allen @blipstress.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I have many theories of slop, but my current Theory of Slop is that what makes slop "slop" and not just "bad art" is that slop only ever aims to sate a desire created by past experiences of art rather than to create a new experience to be desired.
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Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 14/08/2026
I think about this a lot.
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eat shit, René Magritte
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Mauv @ThatsMauvelous • 1d the machine refused to recognize my humanity until i professed to believe that a sign painted to look like a traffic light is indeed a traffic light.
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Luke Horn @lukebro92.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The political agenda in the Y source clearly points to it being in dialog with an already established literary tradition!
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
this is a dead kennedys album cover
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Fungocrat @fungocrat.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
People talk a lot about the causes of declining birth rates, but it's really simple. People used to need enough kids to put on a touring Shakespeare production - maybe six, even eight. But with the rising popularity of Samuel Beckett? Two is sufficient.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 05/08/2026
Is YOUR Child Secretly Texting About the Second Run of Columbo Episodes (89-03)? Look For These Acronyms: LOL: Looking Old, Lieutenant OMG: Oh…McGoohan’s Geriatric FFS: Featuring Fisher Stevens NSA: No!! Shatner Again?!
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𝕵𝖎𝖒𝖒𝖞 𝕸𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖕𝖊𝖆𝖈𝖊 @jimmymakepeace.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
the bullies at school keep making me squeeze through narrow gaps so that they can seamlessly integrate cutscenes into gameplay without a loading screen.
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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 22/07/2026
Gamers only want one thing, and that is to build a farm to produce grain, then a mill to produce flour, then a bakery to produce bread, and then a marketplace to distribute it to the people
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I don't even know what to say. This is real, this is true, so, like, thank you all, from the bottom of my heart. This took over 25 years to happen so if there's any lesson here it's either "keep at it, who knows" or "many people are divorced"
image of a gold record superimposed on part of Vaughan Oliver's iconic cover for the Mountain Goats' "Tallahassee" album, with a banner beneath it showing the entire album cover, an RIAA seal, and the text: Presented to THE MOUNTAIN GOATS to commemorate the RIAA Gold certification of more than 500,000 copies of the 4AD single "No Children"
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jay @kuppermann.xyz · 03/08/2026
pitchfork in 2006:
a tweet from the Dallas Mavericks reading: The Knife is here to stay
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Kate Compton @galaxykate.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Late to the discourse, but if you get mad at an article in the London Review Of Books, you are now an Academic, the curse is laid upon you.
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Jason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Being a parent is pretty tough, but it's all worth it for that moment, every once in a while, when you get to take your kid to the city to see a marching band and say, "Will you defeat them? Your demons and all the non-believers, the plans that they have made?"
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Jay Castello 🌻 @jaymcastello.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
something horrifying has come to me in a vision
a venn diagram where the three circles are "no one can afford graphics cards," "running out of IP to remake over and over," and "ongoing strangling nostalgia effect," and the central overlap is "upcoming AAA "demake" trend."
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Walter MOONdale @dabenner.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
HALDEMAN: He's a merry fellow, Tom Bombadil, sir. HAIG: [indecipherable] and his boots are yellow. NIXON: Christ.
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Tony 🎃👻 @shintonty.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
[a tear rolls down my eye] it's like the good old days. it's just like the good old days.
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 21/07/2026
“we regret to inform you the duck works at palantir”
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 21/07/2026
Ok so this “Worse on Purpose” guy with opinions about private equity ruining everything has also posted to LinkedIn about how great it is to work at Palantir (Metafilter was onto him in May: www.metafilter.com/213070/Worse...) - www.linkedin.com/in/keyanasapp - www.linkedin.com/posts/keyana...
LinkedIn profile for Keyana Sapp:

Worse on Purpose • The University of Edinburgh
Boulder, Colorado, United States • Contact Info 4K followers • 500+ connections

About
I write Worse on Purpose, an independent newsletter that investigates how the brands
you... see moreLinkedIn post by Keyana Sapp:

"Unique aspects of Palantir: speed, talent, conviction"
• This title was summarized by Al from the post below.

Keyana Sapp
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Reflecting on a couple months at Palantir
There's a few things that make this company utterly unique:
1. Speed at Scale
Palantir's ability to quickly deliver value to customers is unmatched. This speed-to-value is driven by the company's Forward Deployed Engineer model.
After identifying the highest-leverage problem to tackle, the next step is getting on-site and directing Palantir's technology to solve it. No endless scoping, whiteboarding, or POCs.LinkedIn post continued:

3. Unapologetic Conviction
That begs the question: How do you attract this kind of talent?
Bar none, the thing that sets Palantir apart is how publicly opinionated the company's leadership is.
In a corporate culture overrun by identity politics and wokeism, Palantir's unapologetically meritocratic, pro-Western positioning is a breath of fresh air to people who just want to dedicate themselves to improving the world through hard work, without the politics.
Thrilled to be here - if you're interested in learning more or perhaps considering a role change, hit me up. Would love to chat!
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
This is kind of an incredible website: Why your stuff stopped lasting, who profited, and what's still built right.
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Worse on Purpose
The brands you trusted quietly gutted quality to protect margins. Investigative essays on corporate enshittification. Free newsletter.
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Torturously Okay: Dead and Loving It @torturouslyokay.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
“A girl called me up and said ‘Come on over, Nobody’s home.’ I went over. Nobody was home, and he stabbed me in the eye!”
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Derek Gottlieb @derekgottliebphd.com · 19/07/2026
"Odysseus ripped off his rags. Now naked, he leapt upon the threshold with his bow and quiverfull of arrows, which he tipped out in a rush before his feet, and spoke. What’s up, jerks."
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Gingerspiced @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Me: Okay, there's been a thunderstorm, the heatwave should be over now. (New health bar appears) (The sun is now named 'Sol, Starflame of Regret') (Objectively the greatest piece of classical music ever recorded starts playing).
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
@hamnox

RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the gods.
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
strip law: "the show you should've watched"
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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Mike Bithell @mikebithell.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Proud to announce the next game Vampirium: 1997 Dracula is king of the United British Empire. Kill his enemies and find your own path through a minimalist immersive sim sandbox. Wishlists and retweets massively appreciated (and, you know, massively helpful) store.steampowered.com/app/4035190/...
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Vampirium: 1997 on Steam
1997. Dracula is King of England. At his command, master your dark gifts to assassinate his enemies and secure his vampiric empire. Infiltrate locked-down locations, adapt and survive in living enviro...
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Kit @hoosierkit.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
On a purely political level nothing has made me more convinced that Obama was a uniquely brilliant generational politician than seeing all the Obama speechwriters and strategists be some of the dumbest goobers I’ve ever seen
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Oh, is the deflection turning out to be subject in the last instance to the very social realities we were trying to forget? Should we hold a funeral for culture?? Should we invite Horkheimer and Adorno???
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Kevin CJ @cavnak.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Jul 4th 2026 (Hard), in 02:04 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com
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Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!
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