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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It is absolutely impermissible to video audience reactions in a theater, but I believe there should be a special one day dispensation to capture crowded theaters laughing at Elon Musk only for the purpose of posting on his website.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When I'm too stoned to remember the word Christians
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
it's people like this who are the reason I can't find a job because apparently not judging you for a little emotional support whisky from your hip flask during an interview is too much humanity for some
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
One problem AI boosters have is that I have yet to see a single normal person from an AI company
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springfieldians @springfieldians.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Thanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The only question anyone should be asking is: What happens when the Big Guy and his gang of unfuckable hate nerds realize that they’re cornered and when they leave office they’re going to be prosecuted by a vengeful justice system
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dan solomon @dansolomon.com · 23/09/2026
lots of interesting stuff in the crosstabs here but let’s start by highlighting trump’s eighty (80) percent disapproval among voters under 30
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
what if ed sheeran channels all his emotions about feeling sad and betrayed by making more songs. not so funny now is it
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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
More candidate debates should have a special talent section where they have to play the oboe or use wine glasses to do the theme from rocky
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Mr. Beast looks like he should be draft eligible for the the game "England or Alabama?"
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I always enjoy when Obama gets in on the imagine if Obama did that game
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Ben McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Ste Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"Our country spends too much money on goods, and that's why we need to cut interest rates" is giving
Some golfer (I think he's a real famous golfer but damned if I know any 90s American golfing celebrities) says to Homer Simpson "You know, Homer, the traditional way to cheat in golf is to *lower* your score."
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
One of the few remaining shafts of daylight between the Rethuglikkkan establishment and the chud swamp is the former still tends to view South Asians as model minorities who hate woke and the latter are ferally racist about them
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We need to accept that even after the fall of the Empire they probably didn't let the Ewoks vote.
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I Travel Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 13/09/2026
Busta Rhymes popping an entire bubble with one line has to be added to his resume
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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Can someone ask this guy what he thinks about Black people being allowed to vote and own property first
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Paul @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years
cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 10/09/2026
REACHER: I need help with my iPhone SUPPORT: regular iPhone or duo? REACHER: how can I tell SUPPORT: if it folds it’s the duo *extremely loud crunching noise* REACHER: it’s the duo
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
“let me know if you want to jump on a quick call” I would rather slowly sink into quicksand as murder of crows feasts on my face with Ed Sheeran playing in the background
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 07/09/2026
there are now fewer than 36 hours remaining until the world premiere of "MUSK," and the start of an exciting new chapter in the mental health of the world's wealthiest man
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
getting owned by 9-year-olds at online multiplayer games?
Picture of mass-murder and ruined penis possessor Elon Musk in a tuxedo
The Richest Person Alive Spends Five Hours a Week on Something Most People Quit in School
Blinkist Magazine | Ad
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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
the end of every competitive PVP game
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Having a nice, relaxing evening re-writing the lyrics of Kid Rock's 'All Summer Long' to replace each reference to 'Sweet Home Alabama' with references to 'Deutschland Uber Alles'. It works surprisingly well!
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Andy Beckerman @andybeckerman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
•They met on the set of Tot-Skull Rec-Hell •Arnold was his only support after CK’s acrimonius divorce from Joyce DeWitt •CK was the death doula for Arnold’s donkey Chris •💐Hollywood friendships come and go, but TRUE FRIENDSHIPS endure forever💐 •Ghouls and weightlifters *can* be friends!
The Cryptkeeper and Arnold Schwarzenegger hanging out
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
why does every nate silver picture with other people look like they just picked him up after 3 nights in the drunk tank
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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“There’s a new Mr. Beast book.” You bolt awake in your workshop in Mainz. It’s 1450. You’re Johannes Gutenberg, and you’ve changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Your printing press must burn.
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Average MLB player Wikipedia page
Wikipedia sections:

Early life
Baseball
Racially insensitive comments
Personal life and family
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Nothing Milo says is real, it is all calculated for you to pay attention to one ugly English guy. I'd sooner care about what a parrot is saying
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
then they came for milo yiannopoulos, and i was busy that day so i waited until they came for someone else to complain, although i objected to it in theory
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Mr. Tyler Crook @mrtylercrook.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My favorite Dolly Parton meme.
A twitter interaction where someone posted a photo of Dolly Parton looking hot as hell in black and red lingerie. Someone else replies to the photo with "Well then wha the hell did Jolene look like???"
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Like they want to believe the very idea of someone being a capital R Racist is like calling them an orc and not like "Racism was the official legal position of much of the United States as recently 60 years ago"
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Four screengrabs of a scene from the Simpsons where Kristy explains why the "ribwich" krustyburger is no longer available: "There aren't going to be anymore. The animal we made em from is now extinct." Homer asks, "the pig? The cow?" Kristy responds, "you're way off. Think smaller, more legs."
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Alex Shephard @alexshephard.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This has been an embarrassing news cycle for Melania, so she's pushing back as only she can: By introducing her own Natalie Harp, who appears to be a fusion of Rasputin and Smokey from The Big Lebowski
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Kate Lingley 龍梅若 @klingley.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Buddhism in the wild (photo by Jerry Feldman, Target Honolulu)
View of an end-cap display at Target, with a sign above it saying “Must have!” The shelves are empty.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
the first thing we need to do when the expand the Supreme Court is add a new constitutional amendment mandating that Kornacki take the amphetamine shots they gave Hitler before he goes out to do election coverage
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 13/05/2023
Sometimes you don't realize how much you say "ooh la la" till they play your 911 call on the local news
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isthisthingon23.bsky.social @isthisthingon23.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
the concept of willingly growing boobs and losing muscle mass and facing mass abuse by the general public just to *checks notes* beat other women at a sport for significantly less pay and recognition than the average male professional golfer
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 24/07/2026
i shot a yellow minion just to watch him die
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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Its like zookeepers trying to glean the emotional state of a warthog that lost its pen mate “He aint eatin right his poops are off, he aint himself”
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I saw Mitch McConnell at the gym today, on a stationary bike. He was dead.
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That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀 @tanner68.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Typo! at the Dicso
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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
For a party declaring all rights come from God they sure like to take it upon themselves to decide who gets them
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dang they really got a category for everything
THR
The Hollywood Reporter *
@THR
Louis C.K. Wins Grammy for First Special Since Sexual Misconduct Allegations
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bossk baby @bonnnt.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
HELLO BAAAABY THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING CAN I WHAT DO I WHATTTTT OH BABY YOU KNOW WHAT I LIIIIKE
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The Onion Bill DeBlasio headline, changed to "Fetterman: 'Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find An Oaf That Doesn't Suck Shit, Huh?'"
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Alive in Chicago (municipal boundary) @mosermostly.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
We should invent a kind of canceling where the guy goes away
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Is his bio continued on the other side?
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Haaland looks like one of the Nihilists from Big Lebowski
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
He’s such a 70s gay guy
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