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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇

@carnitas.bsky.social
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Chaotic Sleepy America’s Weird Neighbor 📍a bog perhaps

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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 2h
fuckin buttholes how do they work
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🔪Dial J For Janky🔪 @janky.isgoodat.sex · 5h
Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope of Insane Clown Posse at the 2024 MTV Video Music Awards on September 11, 2024. there's a speech bubble below them.
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 2h
tastee freez behavior
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 14h
Johnny Depp as Ebenezer Scissorhands.
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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 10h
Can’t rn, casting devious stares
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 3h
The my body is a machine meme template changed to show the text "my body is a machine that turns" then a picture of some weed and then text that reads "into" followed by a crop of a Bluesky post showing it has one repost and 25 likes
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Bram Stoker’s K 🧛🏻‍♂️ @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 4h
haha good one
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 3h
don’t tell my family
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 4h
wanna come over later and get kicked in the head by a donkey repeatedly?
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 4h
now i just need a family
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 5h
thinking I can be funny sometimes is self care
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 7h
I still think this might be the funniest video I've ever seen
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 4h
had a family halloween costume idea
ash Ketchum, pikachu, togepi, misty but it’s actually cheech
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 6h
A promotional-style image featuring a woman with short dark hair in front of the red, white, and green flag of Hungary. Bold overlay text on the left reads: "Learn Cyber bullying in Hungarian online in 4 weeks." Social media engagement icons for likes and comments appear on the right side.
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 5h
Actors don't have to be perfect human beings, but it's so easy not to work down at the Harry Potter factory.
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 5h
Sign up for my man hating seminar. We will sacrifice one at the end
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 6h
just corndoggin my way thru it
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 8h
RIP Ted.
"I've invented a new kind of facial hair. It's like a beard, without all that chin bullshit.' "
NEWS NETWORI
-Ted Turner
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 9h
if only there were hundreds of works of literature warning us about the dangers of ai
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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 11h
Sorry about liking all your skeets. In my defense, I don't know who you are anymore.
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
🎼🎶T-tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef That I am a bisexual And anyone can wreck my holes 🎵🎵🎤
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 12h
happy October
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 12h
fuck yeah trinkets, all my homies fuck heavy w baubles
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 12h
miss communism pageant when
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I don’t wanna be an alpha. Bitch I’m tryna frolic
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 13h
how are you loving our police state and famine preamble, my fellow americans
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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 21h
minimum sentence televised castrations would put an end to it pretty fast
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 20h
celebrity death match: congress
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 20h
you don’t have to like children or cats but if they don’t like you??? 🚩🚩🚩
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 21h
it’s from like 2009
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 21h
my brain unprovoked: do you wanna sing that funny or die nickelback parody about instagram word for word right now?
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 22h
The word "Shrek" does not appear in the constitution, rendering it an imperfect document
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 22h
i have questions for some bluesky users who blocked me for outing a shitheel who was terrorizing women on here 1. why are you defending his behavior? 2. would you like to hear the evidence or did you block me because you were afraid to? 3. are you afraid i’ll expose you next? always wondered.
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 22h
in conclusion, I am a land of contrasts
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Take me down to the paradise city where you learn to read and your posts aren’t shitty
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 23h
episode 046
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love loosies
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
joanie loves cheech
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
well well well if it isn’t what goes around coming around
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
honey i smoked the mids
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I will be the first person to tell you to get out of or into my face.
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 01/10/2026
fieldy from korn but it's Nathan fielders face on him. he's got white guy dreadlocks
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
a blessing to us all
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
wtf is my youtube algorithm
Tomatoes and onions do not be salsa @TheRealShedLife 27K likes 471K views 2mo ago more
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the big bong theory
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
youtube premium is giving me three free months of discord nitro. crunchbucket plus is giving me ninety free days of splorb. fubo ultra is giving me a complimentary fortnight of bonk concierge. grackle platinum is giving me six years of squak. quibi eternal is giving me three fiscal quarters of tobi.
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
drink two cups of coffee pee once drink half a glass of water pee eighty five times
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Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
what flavor of Mountain Dew makes one valiant in battle?
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
there’s a like 9 year old singing cake at the playground
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
whose fucken kid is this
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