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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇

@carnitas.bsky.social
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Chaotic Sleepy America’s Weird Neighbor 📍a bog perhaps

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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 12h
at this playground for the first time & i started walking up this steep path to check it out and my child yells “MOMMY. DON’T GO HIKING RANDOMLY INTO THE DISTANCE.” 💀
Fence and a red swing set on a mulch filled playground with a very steep path going uphill into the woods
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
crayayayaayayayayayayzy car
Naked brothers band cd from nickelodeons hit tv series
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
never not squelching
RadioShack weather alert radio with a volume knob and a squelch knob
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
good one Taylor, real original
[Pre-Chorus]
Did you girlboss too close to the sun?
Did they catch you having far too much fun?
Come with me, when they see us, they'll run Something wicked this way comes
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Like this is my ex boyfriends band
Gifts for Sophia
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Has anyone ever made a playlist for you with the intention of bullying you or is that just me
“Perfect” by simple plan playing in the car
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i’m not crying, you’re crying
Me and Andy wearing a shirt with an astronaut Smurf that says SPACED OUT The spaced out shirt and me omw to buffalo
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
accomplished artist.
Stylized “GARLIC BRED” in sidewalk chalk my feet’s are in there too but don’t be fucking weird about it
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
don’t talk to me when i’m wearing my $900 khaki prada diaper
PRADA “poplin shorts” for $875 IT IS A BEIGE DIAPER WITH POCKETS
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
and fuck this lame ass account for falsely reporting my friend as dead, i’m on your ass now
Ringside News: WWE & AEW
Wrestling News @ringsidenews.comPublic record Mugshot of that sad little man
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
i swear to god andy williams better be okay my gut has dropped out of my stomach
Andy taking a picture at a taco place where we ordered like a hundred tacos to take back to the boys before they played with gwar and me standing there not knowing what to do with my hands “the top gun in Mexican food”
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
i’m in the dogpile pit at the bluesky SkeetUp
the sad inflatable pool full that was absolutely full of piss with colorful plastic balls and obviously urine in an empty room at tumblr’s dashcon
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
thankfully i have this for when the power goes out
Hello kitty Christmas decoration
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
CHRIS BENOIT STAY AWAY FROM MY NIGHT BLOOMING CEREUS I SWEAR TO GOD
Chris Benoit action figure in absolute awe of night blooming cereus trimmings with new growth


There’s also two pine tree bonsai babies and some lemon balm in the background 

But this fucken guy
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Front cover of a book “a small baby raccoon written by Sharon fear” and a cute little baby raccoon on a blue background
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
big news in fashion, they’re soft launching cloven hooves
Givenchy “leather fringe sandals” for only $2,350 you can look wear a depressed pom pom turned into a hoove shoe
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
like there was the briefest moment in time where this was our biggest villain
Very cunty and smug George santos
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
patricia idk how much more we can handle
Thread from the infamous threads psychic  Patricia Chapman 71 that says “the entire city is on fire”
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
i don’t know what to do with this information
an empty raw  1 1/4 cone and a whammy bar tucked perfectly inside of it
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
guess i’ll die 🤷‍♀️ .meme
White can coozie with a pink image of dolly Parton and pink fringe on the side White can cooz backside with the same pink fringe and “what would dolly do?” Written in pink
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
hell yes
A hello kitty McDonald’s toy but it is my melody as mothra
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
i found another closed down shirt place nearby
I bleed black and gold butt shit brownFishing is are thing
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
why did i see this and think it was a @philipmarks87.bsky.social skeet
Spoon halo around a fork
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I AM THE MINEFREAK
New Jersian weirdo Criss Angel “mindfreak” but I put his weird ass in the foreground of an elaborate Minecraft base because AI CANT DO IT LIKE ME GO FUCK YOURSELF CLANKCLANKCLANK GUESS WHAT? I STILL WORK WHEN THE POWER GOES OUT. BOOM. GOT YOUR ASSES.
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Shredded cheese burnt in a pan like a pancake
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
i know there’s a lot going on in the world but i’m losing it at how hard off brand apple jacks want you to work for this word search why would we put a list of words to search for when we could make it microscopic and put it upside down at the bottom 84 words at that, start guessing bozo
Crazy long 84 words word search but there’s no word bank and it’s all “answers” upside down and tiny at the bottom
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
what if we kissed after we boofed our smoke
Thc suppositories for us gays only, straights are not allowed to use this product
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
john fetterman used to have the dates that people died in Braddock while he was mayor but blacked them out
John fetterman and the softest hands in the world that have never known a day of work in their life and a black bar tattooed on his forearm covering the dates of when people died in Braddock during his term as mayor by the way he did nothing for Braddock and it’s still violent as fuck
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
troopers be like “i know a place” then take you here
a very basic beginners base in a desert of spice in dune: awakening
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
just got finished moving my son into his dorm room
A still from Conan exiles
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
dench was my best best girl and a very good big sister
My German shepherd Dench laying down next to a sleeping few months old bebe
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Caked up grinch from behind wearing a Santa costume no pants
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I am begging yall to find Jesus
Above post with 6 saves
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
trying to get canceled for skeeting phatties
Caked up link staring over a valley to a castle
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Caked up ALF from behind in denim shorts and milhouse in the corner with caption “Remember Alf? He’s back in PAWG form!”
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
have i ever mentioned that everything i do is cute
A powerpuff girls clear container with pink insulation with some fiddler’s mystique inside
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
screen shot of landlord sending me screen shot for plasma donation 

Me: if you tell me to bleed to pay your bills again i promise you will regret it.
clearly, you're an obtuse man of little education and zero social skills. generally people would find it abhorrent to talk to a tenant this way. and most people would have one iota of kindness and patience instead of this zero emotional intelligence hissy fit path that you chose. you should consider therapy. lam a tenant,
unfortunately I have rights, and the way these conversations are going they would be best stopped now.
Have a pleasant life. Go ahead and go for that eviction if you don't get your money when I said I would give it to you.
and just to put this all to bed- what you're doing is harassment. I'm not sure if you're aware of it, but it is a crime. take care there bud.
Delivered
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Remember my name, 'bout to blow-oh-oh-oh

[Verse 2: Iggy Azalea]
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
a picture of the real Annabelle the doll and movie Annabelle which is more realistic and scary 

a picture of Matt rife before and after cosmetic surgery (he is the chud who currently has Annabelle)

-it’s all making sense now
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
girl, fuck off i’ll tuck my whole hoodie in, you’re not the tuck police and acab if you were
Lady wearing a sweater with the front part tucked into her pants and she’s pointing to it and circles it and put an arrow pointing to it captioned “Stop doing this ❌”
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
i need to know the world is of sound mind and nobody is buying this bullshit
email from her “kidnappers” 

"We did not fully grasp the seriousness of her physical condition," the sender wrote. "We never intended to hurt her, that was not our intention.
She perished shortly after she was taken. We believe it was heart related. She is buried in nature now. Nothing you could have done could have changed the outcome. We want your family to know this and hope you all can find peace. We are truly sorry."
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
my love
Stop sign that says DON’T
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
only cru could leave the Cambodian restaurant with a free plant (i used to work here)
Three bags of takeout food with a clipping from a night blooming cereus
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
nextdoor is nothing but brain rot and i can’t delete it
Pittsburgh Patch article “Suri Cruise no more: cmu student drops famous father Tom Hanks surname

Suri Cruise, the daughter of Tom Hanks and Katie Holmes and a Carnegie Mellon University student, legally has changed her name.

Photo of Katie Holmes and tom middle tooth cruise 

Ai prompt: 
What are your thoughts on Suri's decision to drop her father's last name? Does it change how you view her as a performer?
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Left half xxxtentacion face right half bitch mcconnell
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
before and after i told her if she were on the internet her username would be patheticgirl67
Torvi, the husky malamute mix looking off in the distance Torvi with uncharted levels of sass and her mouth open
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
noods are boring, show me your current notebook
Cover of a pink notebook with gold print “ugh, as if” yes it is a clueless notebook and my pen, we fucken on a pilot precise v5 pen
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Bakery cake with very well intentioned font “congration 
   you     done 
                 it”
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
this is perfect, i have always said the worst part of thrillers is that they’re not NEARLY horny enough
Cover of a movie starring the known industry plant Jennifer Lopez called The Boy Next Door and there is a pull quote from CINEMABLEND DOT COM “Sexy and Thrilling” she pisses me off so much gang you have no idea
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
middle is me
Me laying in the same pose wearing a mask with a lot of people behind me
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