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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 55m
They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”
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Acid Rain @bearysweet.bsky.social · 5h
The colder autumn nights in Germany coaxes this magnificent eagle, Oropherion, to spend his nights in his heated indoor winter aviary. This is an African Martial Eagle (Polemaetus bellicosus), the largest eagle species native to Africa. (Cr @birdsofprey_nathalie_denolf) #birds #eagle
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 15h
tracking the Ring
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 2h
603) Tubabot. Ideal for both orchestral accompaniment and for punctuating another hilarious disappointment. #SmallRobotsRemastered
A robot in the form of a tuba with banded arms and legs It's body (i.e. the tuba) is shaded to look like reflective metal, its face on the conical bore (big funnel bit) blowing into its mouthpiece, which is on an extended tube from the opposite side of the instrument (because, interestingly and unintentionally, I used an image of a smaller tuba designed to be held at shoulder height for reference, rather than the more conventional style with the mouthpiece closer to the bell), and it has its eyes closed. The robot's arm is connected to one of the many looping pipes, emerging from within the workings to manipulate the valves mounted in the middle. Wide waves emerging from the bell indicate the bassy sound produced by the robot.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 6h
This is why I've always disagreed with the idea that "art" is purely subjectively defined. Art is a communication. The listener/viewer completes that communication in recieving it, but it is the intentionality of the creator that makes it art. "AI music" is no more music than traffic noise is.
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Alaska Public Media @alaskapublic.org · 13h
Meet Backpack, your 2026 Fat Bear Week champion. Backpack is 20 years old, weighs about 1,000 pounds and got his nickname because, as a cub, he loved riding on his mom's back across the Brooks River.
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Meet Backpack, Fat Bear Week’s chunky champ
Backpack went from hitching a ride on his mom’s back to cross the Brooks River to winning the hearts of fat bear fans around the world.
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor
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Jon Owen @anotherjon.bsky.social · 18h
Paddling (canoeing) across Windermere today, into the teeth of a pretty stiff Force 3 wind - lumpy, and just this side of whitecaps - I came across a swimming squirrel, looking very stressed. Not a planned swim, I'm guessing. It was 300m to either shore, so I'm not sure s/he was going to be okay.
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The Shire-Reckoning @shire-reckoning.bsky.social · 16h
The hobbits have found the common-room, filled with local hobbits and men, foreign dwarves, and outsiders—one of whom has waved Frodo over. He says that he’s called ‘Strider’. They’re both alarmed to see Pippin telling the crowd the story of Bilbo’s disappearance from the Shire.
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NeverFadingWood 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇱🇪🇺 @avantgardening.pl · 20h
Neneh Cherry on vox and Mats Gustafsson on sax kick up a real storm on this Stooges cover. youtu.be/3AZIysh1Uuo?...
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Dirt
YouTube video by Neneh Cherry - Topic
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Prasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables
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Nick Harkaway @nickharkaway.com · 29/09/2026
Today in "decisions in kerning"
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 29/09/2026
This is a metaphor for so many things these days that I couldn't choose
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Matt Simpson @brickie78.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well indeed. Just one of my low-key fascinations - English words spelled phonetically in other languages. Like the Hungarian "szendvics", which is the sort of thing you might buy from Subway.
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Adam Roberts @adamroberts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The snails They destroyed their cage Yes YES The snails are out
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 24/09/2026
Porco Rosso mural, Mexico City
Porco in the cockpit of his plane smoking a cigarette and giving a thumbs up
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 28/09/2026
It's that day again. Use any and all resources available to help you through it. (And, as always, #FuckAI)
Reminder to treat your body like a data center:
1. Consume as much water and literature as possible 
2. Upset the local city council with your existence
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🧿kika🧿 @the17thqueen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
no amount of potate is excess
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Leopold Turban @komisarz.eurosky.social · 29/09/2026
Mam nadzieję, że Trybunał Konstytucyjny zablokuje te lewackie wybryki senatorów KO. Konstytucja mówi jasno, że ochronie podlega małżeństwo jako związek kobiety i mężczyzny, a nie akwenu wodnego z państwem.
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
Got a my first probation meeting tomorrow morning (four weeks since I started!!) so I am sitting up in bed, failing to comfort-read a book, and having a silent conversation with myself with animated gesticulation
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Cliff Pervocracy @pervocracy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
one of the major bummers of renting is having all your appliances chosen by "sort price low to high"
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Jussie Northside @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The country’s young people are chained to a lifetime of inescapable student debt that’s suffocated their futures but at least Nick Clegg is rich.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
'this AI agent can do all your tasks for you' so now i gotta sit here and write a list of all my tasks for a robot to fuck up. why. why wouldn't i just keep to the current system where i fuck up my own tasks
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Nick Harkaway @nickharkaway.com · 27/09/2026
Superb little 3-post vignette here :)
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh my fucking god no they fucking can't are you guys even fucking awake. What the fuck
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 27/09/2026
Talisman Heinz Hajek-Halke, c. 1930
a cat outline of wet and fogged up glass, behind long exposure light trails of vehicles in a night time street scene
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Alexander Clarkson @aphclarkson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The entire post by Shipman is a datapoint for how large swathes of UK news media are now dependent on getting clicks from Americans
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Surprised Eel Historian, PhD @greenleejw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's Saturday, which is as good a day as any to remind you that my #LoTR subway map makes a great gift for yourself and/or others. It looks great on my wall, so I assume it'll look great on your wall too! This map, and other such things) are available here: www.etsy.com/shop/Surpris...
Subway style map to go with The Lord of the Rings, showing the different pathways of various parties throughout the book. The title reads: "Lord of the Rings Transit Map: One Does Not Simply Walk Ino Mordor When One Can Ride." The map takes up the middle part of the page, and there are two keys. The one on the left is titles "Standard Service Lines, and has color keys matched to the subway lines on the map. Lines are named:
"Shire-Bree Commuter Line
Old Forrest Crescent
Wildland Scenic Line
Fellowship Line
Gollum / Sméagol Line
Uruk Hai Express
Three Hunters Line
Fangorn Slow Service
Rohan to Gondor Business Line
Black Ships Ferry Service
Oliphant Direct Line
Army of the West Line
Gandalf Express

A smaller key on the right side of the map is labeled: "Limited Service Lines" and has color keys matched to the following names lines:
"Eagle Express
Paths of the Dead Line
Nazgûl Search & Resuce
Valinor Ltd."

A note at the bottom reads: 
"* Mount Doom station only accepts Rings of Power in payment. Plan accordingly."
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
others have said this, but if you are a real person using AI to draft your messages to me, you not only sound like a scammer, you are someone i do not want to work with, scam or no scam
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We’re not even prepared for winter, or summer
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András Forgács W @andraswf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sir Kier Sir Andy Sir Starmer Sir Burnham
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hookland.bsky.social @hookland.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A constant recommendation.
J is for …
Jansson
One of my favourite imagined places to inhabit as unhappy 
child was Moominvalley. I am still an unofficial ambassador 
for it, telling young writers I mentor that they will struggle 
to find a better constructed fictional world. I push those 
writers into reading Tove Jansson because she makes 
words dance, because she makes locations shimmer with 
a sense of nature holding within it the not-quite-real that 
may manifest at any moment. I push because she is one 
of the finest storytellers, because her imagination still 
pushes me. I hope that is all in Hookland, as no book ever 
taught me more about the power of dark absence in a text 
than Moominvalley In November. While the Moomins may 
sometimes overshadow Jansson’s stunning lines as illus
trator, the sheer fairytale menace of her early paintings, 
they cannot obscure her power to create spaces where the 
mind may walk in hope of wonder
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5uki5en5or @5uki5en5or.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Jakub Jaraczewski @jakubjaraczewski.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On a fundamental level, in early 1990s, no matter who you were and what you did, you had no influence over the fact that Russians (Belarusians, Central Asians etc) were accustomed and comfortable with living in authoritarianism, while Poles were obsessed with freedom in all shapes and sizes.
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Alasdair Mackenzie @alasdairmackenzie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Condemnation is pure hot air if in the next breath you’re telling everyone you’re doing your best to give the fascists what they want, just without the masks
In fact, these are scenes we have not seen on British streets. Immigration needs to be deal with, I will be the first to say that and we are dealing with it. The boat crossings have been halved since six years ago, net migration is down massively.
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Simon Spanton @simonguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Portal number 557.
Window frames reflected in glass, looking out on a surburban tree and roofline and the orange and rose light of a sunrise.
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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Salute the Pig, by Chris Bulow @salutethepig.berlin · 26/09/2026
I'm pleased to see that John Lewis have caught the current mood in the country, the zeitgeist -- & judging that the time is right for us to off the rich -- are offering a guillotine, for the rock bottom price of £995. <taps earpiece> "Wait, what's that? I'm being told this ISN'T a guillotine..."
A screen shot of a large, stainless steel grill designed for cooking large bits of meat, with a wheel to raise and lower the upper section above a base designed to hold the coals, offered by John Lewis at £995 with free standard delivery.
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Captain Bionic @captainbionic.eurosky.social · 26/09/2026
One day I'll come to a folk and/or beer and/or food festival and remember to bring my sturdy beer mug. Evidently not today, though
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
TIMELINE CLEANSE. Four-times Olympic gold medallist dressage horse Dalera retired after Paris 2024 and her rider/owner bred a mini-Dalera and look how cute they all are.
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Eliza Carthy @elizacarthy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can we PLEASE find a way for me to enter? It would be so fun…🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Moba Geographic Photography captures a sand cat with its kittens; the only cat species considered primarily adapted to true desert habitat. Their paws are covered with dense fur that helps insulate them from hot sand and makes their tracks surprisingly faint. #AGoodPlace
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Groucho Merckx @grouchomerckx.eurosky.social · 25/09/2026
A small black cat with yellow eyes fighting a sheet of tissue paper
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Acid Rain @bearysweet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No cat could resist a kind granny, and the packet of treats in her hand. 😸😹😻💖👏 This cat was stuck in a tree for days in the Netherlands. Even the Dutch fire brigade (de brandweer) failed to rescue it. And then this sweet woman came and unleashed her ingenuity 🥰 (Cr @jordyblaauwgeers) #cat #rescue
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OnlyFranz @protopigeon.lol · 24/09/2026
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Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term"dark matter," which is impressive; but he also coined the term "spherical bastard" to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more.
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Ben @cinemashoebox.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
this *is* very cool but imagine telling Otto von Bismarck that this is how his descendants spend their time. you would die from collateral damage after his exploding head sent dozens of extremely sharp moustache hairs through your own skull at lethal velocity
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Holly Brockwell @hollyqueenofspayeds.com · 24/09/2026
Cat people will really be like "this is my cat, Hieronymus Josh" and then start the next sentence with "she"
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